The screen zooms into the living room...we see Big and Shadow looking at eachother as if they were they were conversing but let's take a
listen anyways....and Shadow's the one who happens to be talking at the moment.
"I need to do something BADASS, and hard...something that will get me back to being popular!"
"Why Shadow?To fulfill some hole in your soul left by the death of Maria?"
".....Who?"
"Such an idiot..."
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN IDIOT YOU WHORE!?!?"
Big then proceeded to run out of the room crying...
"YEAH YOU RUN!I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!"
Shadow looked from side to side as he began to rub his chin in thought....
"Hmmm....what to do that will make me badass again...."
Big then burst back into the room seemingly in a good mood again, as they then proceeded to say...
"Don't try to beat a game with your penis whatever you do...remember the time When Jet...."
FLASHBACK
We cut to an extremely extreme bachelor pad in the sky...Jet resting his penis over the keyboard, a familiar title screen appearing.
I WANNA BE THE GUY to be exact, he stared down this digital he pushed the enter key with his penis and the true fun began, he managed to avoid
ALL THE managed to get to the legendary final boss...THE GUY but in his mad rush to beat the Guy he burst a blood vessel in his penis.
He writhed in pain on the floor as he screamed these words before passing out.
"EXTREME!TO THE MAX!"
The lesson was...never use your penis for anything Extreme.
FLASH BACK OVER!
Shadow's left eye twitched as he chuckled to himself "Now, now Big I wouldn't do anything THAT stupid."
Big looked at Shadow a serious look on his face "Are you sure?"
Shadow immediately replied with "Does Shadow have to choke a bitch?"
Big replied quickly with "No...no...nevermind."
Shadow smirked and nodded Big had finally listened...as Shadow looked at the door for some odd reason...feeling as if someone could come bursting through it
right now and challenge him in some badass way.
Big was also staring at the door...wondering if someone could just bust the door when coming in to challenge Shadow and ruin his newly painted walls, his eyes
twitched as he frowned deeply.
Shadow stared at the door for one more destiny filled second as....it burst into pieces a familiar green bird ramming through it as he appeared in front of
Shadow pointing at him.
"Shadow...I see you and your date are having a nice time...but on another note I challenge you to an guitar showdown!But there's a catch...you can only play
it with your penis!"
Shadow stared down Jet for a split second before responding "I accept your epic challenge Jet, meet me back here at 3 am tomorrow morning...I just need to
pick a song."
Jet nodded as he said "As long as it's EXTREME! enough for my tastes" as he turned his back to Shadow, and somehow...flew?Out of the scene into to his
extreme bachelor's pad.
Shadow looked onwards as he saluted..."That Jet is truly a great, great man."
Shadow walked back into his house, as he dug around in his own belongings looking for his old guitar...he didn't have ANY idea on what song to play, and he
knew Jet was going to play a Dragonforce songe he just KNEW therefor he had to play a Dragonforce song as well...but which one?That wasn't in his mind
at the moment, as his plan had was going to cheat....he couldn't have his badass reputation ruined.
Shadow made a fist pump as he declared he would be recognized as the best person EVER, and that no one would stand in his way of glory.
Not even Big....ok MAYBE Big would stand in his way, but NO ONE else...especially that blue son of a bitch Sonic....he hated Sonic alot, for wanting to bang
Tails just freaked Shadow out in the worst ways imaginable...so he blocked it out with images of Big and ROuge, as a drop of drool slid down his
face.
He quickly wiped it off before Big could notice as he stumbled into the room and said....
"Shadow don't spend too much time trying to think of a song...you can beat him with ANY Dragonforce song, I have all my trust put in you."
Shadow had a small tear of joy...well it was microscopic cause Shadow doesn't cry roll down his face as he said..."Yeah, you better."
Big walked out his room hoping he had motivated Shadow properly and that he wouldn't go down the wrong path of cheating and lies.
Shadow sat down on his bed looking down guitar in hand...as he whipped out a list of Dragonforce songs and started reading off.
as he said.
"I won't let myself lose...I'm too damn badass for that, I'll have a bet with him before the thing...who ever wins gets to beat the shit out of Sonic...and
whoever loses has to hang out with Sonic for an hour. Yeah that sounds good..."
As the screen faded out to blackness and Shadow's badass vibes were ready to win.
---------------------------------TO BE CONTINUED-----------------------------