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3SKCK- SSS Kami-Class Kitsune
"Ano..." the alabaster prinny started poking her fingers, from the voice it sounds like a girl, a shy one at that. "I'm...uh, looking for a King Krichevskoy. Is he in right now...or did I come at a bad time?"
Laharl stared at the prinny to see if it was joking or not,. It wasn't. "Don't you have an e-mail address or something? The king died almost 600 yeard ago." Etna stated. "Hey dammit, I'm the king here!" Guess who.
The shy prinny shuffled it's feet, er...peg-legs, then jumped a little as if startled or came up with an idea. "Ano, who and where is the the current Overlord then?" Laharl stood up and pointed to himself angrily "Listen and listen well! I'm the king here! I'm the Overlord! Overlord Laharl! I've had it to here with people disrespecting my greatness!" Laharl stomped down the stairs and proceed to pick the prinny. He gave it an evil grin and threw it over Flonne and Etna. He closed his eyes and smiled arrogantly, waiting for the coming explosion, but he only heard a popping noise. He looked and saw his results, and wasn't prepared to see-
"Dood, throwing people you don't know isn't nice. I don't condone prinny violence dood." When the cloud dissipated, a female could be seen. She wore a pale light blue kimono, with a blue flame symbol on right bicep of her kimono. She had long flowing dark blue hair coming to mid-back. On her right hand a tribunal tattoo, coming from the middle of her palm and disappearing into her kimono sleeve. Before her hand could be studied, she moved both of her hands behind herself and walked towards Laharl. Her eyes were closed.
"Wh, what the hell?! How can a prinny transform?! And to a bombshell?! Eh? Eh?! You best not be for my Beauty Queen rank, or I oughta-" "Dood, calm down dood. I'm just here to deliver a message." She covers her mouth a little and giggles. "I can never get over saying dood when I'm in my humanoid form...dood."
Flonne, who was strangely silent, nodded her head. "Yeah, I know the feeling! Once I went a whole week with saying dood! Dood this, dood that, it's so addictive saying it. Actually now that I think about it, I -mmph!" "Flonne, you were going into rant...again." Etna removed her hand from Flonne's mouth, who then smiled appreciatively to her and gave a quick sorry.
And what was Laharl doing? He was growing tick-marks on his forehead. Seriously, who ignores an Overlord for crying out loud!
"SHUT UP!!!" Everything went quiet, and the flames in the trenches on the floor stop making the crackling noise of that fire makes. "Now that I got every body's undevided attention, we'll start over from the beginning. You! What's you name and your business here."
The humanoid giggle again and then opened her eyes, revealing light lavender pupils with red rings inside said pupils. "My name...Hinata KyuKaze. And my business here is to deliver a message to the current Overlord, dood. Initially we thought it was your late king, but it seems our info hasn't been updated recently, dood. See, unfortunately we've been in war for awhile and hasn't been gathering much information as we usually do of levels 4 and above...dood."
"Huh? What kinda crap are you selling lady? Four and above? War?! I would think I would know about this!" Laharl stared her down and stomped his foot on the ground.
"Hehe, sorry, I guess I must explain dood. You do know about different Makai's right? Well, all Makai aren't random as many would like to believe, dood. All are ranked, depending on the Overlord and the combined strength of the Netherworld, human world, and even Celestia, dood. Currently this is number 5. Anyway...there will be an Overlord's meeting. At this, the top 10 Overlords must come, to discuss the happenings of our respective Netherworlds dood. Oh, and also there is the chance to challenge others for there rank dood. The higher the rank, the chances for more special happenings to come by...dood"
"Oh, I like the sound of 'special happeneings'. What kinda stuff are we talking about?! Million Hel? Erotica? Pudding!!?" Giddy with excitement, Etna was jumping up and down.
"Ano...Ah! You've already seen some of the things. The special rings from the Hyperdrive is one of them. Not to mention that my Overlord is the creator of those books you guys are enjoying...a little too much dood." Flonne was beaming with excitement about meeting her favorite author, Etna, while also wanting to meet said author, was even more excited about all the good stuff they can steal, uh, get for free at the Overlord's meeting. Though Laharl didn't looked impressed. Hinata wasn't so sure how she felt about that. So she made to give a little info to sweeten the deal, and make sure they come.
With that in mind, Hinata swiped the air behind her, making a crimson red gateway, further shocking the other residents in the room. "Heheh, my master didn't want me to say this, but I'll make an exception dood. There was a reason why your late king had so much power over the elements dood. Making the earth quake, volcanoes and all that jazz." She sent a smirk in Laharl's direction, gaining his attention now. "Krichevskoy was a brilliant warrior, strategist and overall excellent fighter. My master was so impressed with him, that he gave him the power that he is most known for, making him an Overlord to be quite feared." She gave a feral grin, something that didn't seem right on her face, though it still kinda made her cute. Nobody noticed the absence of the word 'dood.'
"...dood."
Never mind.
Her face turned back to gentle serene like expression. "Gomen, I have to leave now dood. I gave your dimensional gatekeeper the directions. Ta ta, ja'ne!" She walked through the gateway, disappearing, the gate started to slowly turn into nothingness. The room was strangely quiet. Etna and Flonne turned to Laharl, who had his head down, shoulders slump.
"Laharl...?" "Prince?"
His vassals were getting concerned for him. His shoulders started shaking. "Hmhmhmhm..." And that destroyed Etna's concern. She knew what was coming, though it seemed that Flonne wasn't quick on the update. "Hehehehehe....HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SO! THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO BE, EH?! Etna! Flonne! Prepare! Were going to this little Overlord's meeting, and if we must, raise Hell!" Laharl grinned his most evil grinned, promising mass destruction and pilfering, while his two female vassals celebrated.
In another Netherworld, things aren't going as peacefully, or rather weren't going peaceful at all. In a slightly different throne like room, where the only color scheme was marble, there was a table with ten seats, each pushed back. But the most peculiar thing was the one man standing in the corner of the room, reading an obvious orange book, his aura screams aloof, but the unconscious bodies on the floor says otherwise. The only guys in the room that wasn't knocked out was the three men at the top of some stairs, the guy in the corner, and the woman giving said man a smug grin and a death glare at the same time. Don't ask how.
Atop of the stairs, the man standing on the right had vulpine features, namely his eyes and smile. He had silver hair, white shirt, white kinda puffy hakama pants, and a white haori. The man on the left was dark skin, white goggles over his eyes and an orange scoff. The rest of his outfit was like the silver-haired man. The one in the middle, another aloof person, had his head resting over his hands, and looking at the two other people in the room, with a smile.
The two in question were the only ones who didn't fit in said room. The man in the corner had silver hair as well, but more spiky. He was wearing a crimson anbu vest, with black ninja pants, and a red long scarf. The female of the room was sitting on the the table, indian style. She wore a red kunochi battle kimono, short skirt with loose V-neck opening for her chest, shoulders cut out with mesh covering from high thigh to her chest and a purple obi. She had long, too long sleeves in width, she wore sandals with with the strings coming up and wrapping around ankle. Her blond hair is in two big ponytails with red rings in her sky blue pupils.
Said female stopped her glaring and looked towards the the three men, grinning at them. "So, anyway like I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, we came to tell you, Makai Number 6, that an Overlords meeting will begin in 6 months time. Bring information on what's happening here, also if you interest our lord he'll help you along with your ambitions. As you can plainly see..." the blond takes a second to overlook the room. "Your clearly outclass."
"Maa maa, Nasuki, your overambitious. You didn't even let them...what was it? Rebirth? Resurrect? Something, anyway, you didn't even have to attack them." "Shuddup, Kakashi no hentai! I had to show superiority over this place, so there can be no back talk! Like I was saying, be prepared! Oh, also if want, you can partake in the challenges to increase your ranking. Heheh, if you are able, those of 'evil' nature will gain power boast! Making them much stronger. EroMon!"
"Hai Hai!" Kakashi gave his patented eye smile and created a rip in the air, making a gateway. Natsuki jumped from the table and walked to it. "On the due date, I'll come and pick you up. Kakashi, let's go." Natsuki walked through and disappeared. "Ja'ne." Kakashi left right after her.
Those that were unconcious started to groan and get up from the floor, slumping into there seats. While the ten were to disoriented to do much of anything. The silver-haired vulpine man turned to the one in the middle. "So Aizen, are we going to do as she says? After she took out the Espada though...I'm not sure if we can even decline." Aizen chuckled in response. "I'm not truly sure what alot of what that women said, but I know she isn't for the justice that we seek. More like wanton destruction. Like a certain Espada we have." "Ah gentlemen, you forget. If she could join our side, the tides of the battle could easily go to our side. Soul Society wouldn't know what hit them if a being of pure youki...hmhmhm."
"Ja'ne Momoiro-sama!" A small familiar pink-braided girl walked into a dimensional gateway and it closed behind her. The room became dark, before a large pair of red eyes overtook the screen. It had 3 tomoe encircling the pupil. It had a menacing air to it.
"So, it seems like the dobe is having an Overlord's meeting. The Fool! I'll use this change to get my revenge and destroy him for what's he done to me! MWHAHAHA-Urk!!" "Saki, what did I tell you about about the theatrical effects? Huh?! No eye magic in the throne room! Now turn on the lights. "Yes Momoiro-sama!"
'Name: Saki Uchiha. Height: 5' 2'' I like pocky, explosives, and throwing Itachi-prinny until he explodes in a grand fireball. My dislikes...' Saki looks over her back and looks at her Overlord. 'I can't even think it, I have a feeling she knows whenever I bad-mouth her. My dream...is to get the hell a way from here as soon as possible!' "Saki! What did I say about trying to leave, hmm?" "Sorry Momoiro-sama!"
'I hate this life(sorta). Ever since I reincarnated as a demon, I've been under the thumb of her...Haruno. She's the reason why I'm a female now! Who knew she was a closet lesbian! Damn boobs, keep getting in the way. And the way she dresses me...ugh, I'm not some sorta loli damn it! A lolita maid outfit, I don't even want to get into specifics cause if I do, I know I'll puke. And she dresses in a long sleeve version of her old battle dress with an actual frailly pink dress bottom attached to it. It makes her look cute, but why can't I get something like that. Don't get me wrong, it's none even close to how the way I want to dress, but it sure as hell better than what I'm wearing now. Sigh.'
Saki walked out of the throne room, red in the face from all the jeering comments of the other vassals because of her dress. She is currently walking towards the prinny area outside of he castle. It's a modest four story house with an underground route into the castle. Kinda ingenious when you think about it. Saki opens the door and walks up a flight of stairs until she gets to a door that has the sharigan tomoes on them. She opens the door to find a prinny with long black hair sitting in a chair, sipping on some tea. He looks up and does a prinny version of a small smile.
"Ah, Saki-sama, what do I owe this visit?" "Stress relief, and you know I don't like to be called that Itachi-nee." Saki picks up a sighing Itachi-prinny and walks out the house and throws him into the air and shots a Grand Fireball at him, creating a huge explosion which kicks up some rocks and dirt. Saki massages her arm and starts to walk back into the castle to the dark hospital.
As she gets there she greets Karin. The same one of old team Taka. And she still blushes when they cross paths. Weird. Anyway, Saki walks to the prinny section and opens the curtains, finding a see through Itachi going inside the mouth of a prinny suit. Once it's zipped up, the hair grows back and he adopts a neutral or rather peaceful expression. "Heh heh, so it seems like Momoiro-sama's been working you to the bone, neh? I haven't been hit with that combo since you found me out the first time."
The prinny and the sulking lolita maid walked out of the dark hospital and into the direction of the gatekeeper. "So, have you found Pein yet, Itachi-nee? I hear he evolved into a Prinny God." "Yes, my resources say the same. This war is becoming ridiculous. And with Pein as one of the top generals..." Itachi left his sentence in the air as the greeted the gatekeeper. "But, the Overlord meeting I overheard. With his help, we can end this war easily enough, so, you will have to hold in your grudge for the time being. You are going right? Saki-chan?" Itachi finished with some mirth, leaving a red Saki as he left through the gate.
~Episode 2 End~