Bella or Dana?
Chapter 2
Dana
The alarm blared loudly waking me up out of my beauty sleep!! Urgh!! I slammed my hand over the snooze button. Cheap piece of tat!!! I yawned and stretched ; first day of school. First day of boyfriend hunting and first day of pretending to be like Bella.
I went to my huge walk in wardrobe and chose my mini-mini skirt and a new tank top I bought in Phoenix.
I went to my huge mirror which covered the entire wall in front of my double bed; I frowned as fabulous I looked it wasn't something a nerd, like my sister, would wear.
I sighed in disappointment and changed into some of Bella's clothes that I had brought with me. Well its not like Bella will notice!! Not with the surprise! It is scheduled in one week from now; one week before Bella gets here.
I scowled at my reflection; the way Bella dressed if she visited a nunnery they would mistake her for one of their own!! I can't even wear make-up!!! Oh the tragedy!!!!
I put on Bella's-MY necklace and went downstairs; Charlie had already gone and not even made me breakfast!!! Great. I have to wait tow weeks for Bella to get here and make me pancakes!!
I quickly ate a pop-tart and headed outside; I scowled at the so called "Present" Charlie had gotten for me and Bella. A truck. Couldn't he have bought something flashier? Something I might actually be caught dead in!!! Not this prehistoric excuse for transport!!
I opened the door and almost gagged at the overwhelming stench of tobacco!! I winded down the window to try and air the bloody thing!! How could Charlie expect me to drive in this thing?!
I put the key in and turned on the engine, the sudden deafening roar made me jump out of my skin! Was Charlie trying to kill me?!!
Note to self; when Bella gets here make her get a job so I can use her salary to buy myself a decent car!! She can keep this one!
10 minutes later I pulled into the Forks High car park; my eyes ignored all the other tatty looking cars and zeroed in on an expensive looking shiny Volvo!!
If the guy who owns and drives it is hot then not only will I be popular but I'll also have some love-sick boy buying me expensive gifts! It could be a bit of a problem if he has a girlfriend but I'm Dana Swan!! I can get any guy I want! Gay or straight, available or not!! Everyone can succumb to my awesome power!! And I'm fairly sure I can do it and still keep up the innocent nerd façade!!
I went into the office, "Hi I'm Dana Swan. I'm new!" I said to the fat receptionist.
"Ah yes! We've been expecting you!" She handed me a schedule and a piece of paper "Have your teachers sign this and give it to me at the end of the day. Have a nice day and by the way I'm Mrs Cope!" I resisted the urge to roll my eyes, " Bye" she called to my retreating form. I had Biology first, then French, Maths, lunch, Spanish and P.E.
At Lunch
Biology was OK, I sat with a reasonably cute guy called Mike. His desperation kinda put me off though! Some girl called Jennifer or Jessica or something like that, followed me around in French and Maths yapping on and on about how pretty I was, who the losers of the school were; useless things that I already knew or had already worked out.
I was sitting at Mike and what's-her-face's table. WHF was pointing out different people and giving me their history.
"That's Zack, he's a dealer. Chief Swan, your dad, has arrested him three times so far but his Dad's a lawyer."
"Who are they?" I asked, in a dark corner of the caf there was a table of Godlike people. WHF giggled,
"Those are the Cullens!! Gorgeous aren't they? They're all Dr Cullen's adopted kids; the big one's Emmett," Quite hot, but I'm not really into that whole macho theme. Then again he might be really good in bed!! "The Blonde, Rosalie, is his girlfriend," She looks like she might put up a pretty good fight if I stole muscle guy so that's him off my list! "The guy who looks like he's in pain is Jasper," Très cute! But looks like he's carrying way too much baggage!! "The pixie's his girlfriend!" She's so hyperactive she must be on drugs! "And the last one," WHF sighed, "That's Edward the most gorgeous!" Impossible to disagree! He could be a model!! "And he's available!! But," she pointed at a table near the Cullens with a bunch of extremely giggly girls. "They are his fanclub! They are OBSESSIVE!! They have posters of him and everything!! I heard one of them, even planned their WEDDING!!!" It's official, Edward Cullen WILL be mine!! Any guy who has a fanclub is good enough in my books!!!
Rosalie POV
New girl looks sweet but there's something off about her; like if you bite into a really nice looking apple and find out its rotten to the core.
"Guys" Alice said worriedly, "I can't see the new girl's future!"
"I can't feel her emotions!" – Jasper
"And I can't read her mind!" – Edward
"How is that possible?" I asked,
"She's definitely human. I can hear her heartbeat!"
"I heard her say that she has Spanish then Gym, do any of you have those lessons?"
"I have Spanish!" – Alice
"And I have Gym!" – Edward
In Spanish- Dana
"Hi!!" Oh great, someone's had too much caffeine. I looked up; its that Alice girl from the Cullen table! She might be able to get me closer to Edward!!
"Hi!" I said as cheerfully as I could back.
"Do you like shopping?!" She demanded, why is she looking at me like that?
"Um. Yes?"
"Oh good!!!" Then she started jumping up and down. Not only is she on drugs but she must have escaped the loony bin as well!! But then again, she looks rich, she's wearing designer so she'd probably end up paying for me if we went shopping!!
"I'm Alice! I have a feeling we're going to be good friends!!!" (Just so you know it's a feeling, not a vision and Alice is having the wrong feeling!!!)
"Right." How the hell was I supposed to respond to that? "I'm Dana!" If it weren't for her being related to Edward I would have told her to go back to loony bin she came from!!
Gym- Edward
New girl was kinda pretty (emphasis on KINDA wait till he meets Bella!!!) I didn't see what Rose said about there being something off about her. She seemed like a generally nice person, always smiling at everyone, even that vile Newton!
Hey Ed, Alice thought, she's nice. You should ask her out!! Then your fanclub would leave you alone!!! I rolled my eyes, Alice just wanted a new shopping partner, but maybe. I don't know, I'll think about it.
JRK: NOO DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!
Edward: What light?
JRK: Hey!! You're the Edward from A Stolen Soul!
Edward: Yes, I can't believe my girlfriend's soul was sucked out!!!
JRK: Technically she's your ex. You dumped her!!
Edward: But-
JRK: No excuses!!! Now go do my homework!!
Edward: Yes JRK.
JRK: Big thanks to crazyvampiregurl: Yes I agree!! And I thought my sister was bad!!! :D Also big thanks to yellowiswhatgood: Bella isn't going to act like Dana. Dana is going to act like Bella and Bella is going to let her because of the "surprise"! :D
Oh and please note that I can't guarantee all chapters will be this long!!!