"The end of the chapter that is," said Jedi Master Yoda as he passed 'The Other Chosen 1' to Padmé Amidala, former Queen and Senator.
Padmé eyed the book warily. What horror was it about to unleash this time? She was almost too afraid to even open it to the next chapter.
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"I haven't a clue," Obi-Wan said sarcastically.
"Do I really have to ready this?" Padmé asked.
"Yes!" said Anakin, Yoda and Dooku.
Chapter 3: the big fight scene with the count Dooku guy
Anakin, Padmé, Obi-Wan and Yoda all turned to look at Count Dooku with evil smiles on their faces.
"What?" Dooku demanded. "Why are you all looking at me?"
"You'll see," Padmé said evilly.
"Oh yes," said Obi-Wan with an evil gleam in his eye. "You'll see."
So, after fighting all the droids in the entire general grievous' star destroyer, Perfectua, Anakin and Obi-Wan appeared in the place where the chancellor Palpatine guy was being held hostage. Perfectua Bellenina, the cute little sexy perfect earth girl,
"Can I please stop now?" Padmé asked, looking a lot like a tortured little ewok.
They all glared at her and said in unison, "Keep reading."
Walked between Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi, two incredibly hot Jedi Knights who she had always dreamed of meeting.
Obi-Wan turned to Anakin. "Now we're both incredibly hot," he said with a smile.
"I'm still hotter," Anakin said with a pout.
She saw chancellor Palpatine sitting in that creepy revolving chair that really, really reminded her of his throne aboard the second Death Star in Star Wars Episode VI."Star Wars Episode VI?" Dooku asked Yoda.
The little green man shook his head. "Know what that is I do not. Mentioned it before she has."
The creepy old man turned in his chair to meet them. "Count Dooku," he said, staring in horror at the balcony behind them.
Anakin, Obi-Wan and Perfectua turned around to see the sinister old Sith Lord staring at them in all his ugliness.
Dooku's mouth was open and he couldn't say anything. Obi-Wan patted him on the shoulder. "It's okay. It'll only get worse," he said.
The Jedi took of their cloaks but Palpatine tried to stop them. "You can't take him. He's a Sith Lord," the creepy old man said.
Perfectua gave him one of her famous sexy smiles. "Chancellor Palpatine," she said. "Sith Lords are our speciality."
"She did it again!" Obi-Wan shouted. When he saw Dooku's look of confusion, he elaborated, "So far she's stolen my lightsaber, my starfighter and two of my lines."
"I think you should do it together," Perfectua said to Anakin and Obi-Wan.Obi-Wan let out a strangled cry.
"I was just about to say that," Anakin said, looking at Obi-Wan.
Meanwhile, Count Dooku had made his way down to their level. "Your swords, Master Jedi?" he said as he eyed Perfectua and her perfect physical features.
"I would not!" Count Dooku exclaimed, staring at the book in disbelief.
Obi-Wan patted him on the back again. "I know how you feel. Earlier on, I was 'transfixed by her beauty'."
"We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor."
Anakin, Obi-Wan and Perfectua moved toward Count Dooku. "You won't get away this time, Dooku," Perfectua said and she managed to sound both threatening and sexy at the same time.
Padmé sighed. "See? She's so desperate she's trying to sound sexy for Dooku."
Dooku glared at her. "What's that supposed to mean?" he asked angrily.
Dooku raised his eyebrows and smiled at Perfectua. "Have we met before?" he asked, still eyeing her perfect body. "I think I would remember such a beautiful face."
Anakin put a reassuring hand on Perfectua's shoulder. "Leave her alone, Dooku," he said threateningly.
Dooku laughed as the three Jedi charged at him. "I've been looking forward to this," he said.
Padmé looked to Dooku. "Kill her," she begged. "Kill her and I'll do whatever you want."
"Tempting," Dooku replied.
Master Yoda shook his head. "Unlikely it is. Seldom die Mary Sue does."
"My powers have doubled since we last met, Count," Anakin warned. "And you'll find we've acquired a new ally."
Perfectua smiled. Awww. How cute, she thought. Anakin's sticking up for me.
Padmé looked ready to kill someone.
"Good," Dooku grinned. "Twice the pride, double the fall." He lunged at Obi-Wan, and Obi-Wan fell back. "Your moves are clumsy, Kenobi… too predictable. You'll have to do better."
As the battle proceeded, Obi-Wan and Count Dooku began to tire. Anakin and Perfectua grew stronger the angrier they became. They continued to drive the attack on Dooku. Dooku threw Obi-Wan back using the Force. The rest of them began to move up the stairs. As they reached the upper landing Perfectua leapt over Count Dooku. Obi-Wan reached the top of the stairs. Count Dooku held OBI-WAN in the air using the Force as he turned and to kick Anakin away. OBI-WAN was choking.
Perfectua attacked Dooku who released Obi-Wan and sent him flying. The Jedi tumbled to the lower level unconscious. Count Dooku spun around again and, using the Force, caused a section of the balcony to drop onto Obi-Wan Anakin spun and kicked Dooku, sending him over the balcony. Anakin jumped followed by Perfectua. The three continued to fight.
"I sense great fear in you Skywalker, newcomer," Dooku said. "You both have anger and hatred, but you don't use them."
"That's because we're not on the Dark Side like you, Dooku," Perfectua spat.
"Thank the Force that didn't get changed too much," Obi-Wan said with a sigh of relief.
"I think you spoke too soon," Padmé said and she continued to read.
Perfectua turned to Anakin, her eyes blazing blue for hatred.
Padmé groaned. "She had to mention those eyes."
"Let me take him," she said. "You go help Obi-Wan."
Anakin nodded. "I know you can take him."
Even Dooku groaned at this.
"I'm telling you," Padmé offered again. "I'll do anything, just kill her."
Perfectua regained her composure and attacked Dooku as the Dark Lord continued his spin to meet her head on. Their fighting became even more intense. Dooku attacked Perfectua with a new ferociousness, enough to knock Ben's lightsaber from her hands. That took a lot of skill to do because Perfectua was very skilled.
"Yes!" Padmé exclaimed.
"She's not dead yet," Anakin pointed out. He didn't want his wife under the control of Count Dooku.
Perfectua screamed as Count Dooku used the evil Force to throw her unconscious sexy body against the walls of the star destroyed. Anakin jumped from Obi-Wan's side to attack count Dooku with renewed vigor. Finally, in one last energized charge, Anakin cut off Dooku's hands. The Jedi caught the lightsaber as it dropped from the severed Sith Lord's hand. Dooku stumbled to the floor as Anakin put the two lightsabers to his neck.
Anakin shrugged and looked at Dooku. "The end result is still the same," he said.
Dooku shrugged. "I'd rather die than continued living in this story."
"How dare you harm Perfectua!" Anakin shouted in rage at the fallen count Dooku.
"Just when I thought it was getting better…" Padmé sighed.
"Good, Anakin, good," called Chancellor Palpatine. "I knew you could do it. Kill him. Kill him now!""I shouldn't," Anakin said.
"Do it!" ordered Palpatine.
Anakin obeyed and cut off Count Dooku's head.
"I never get tired of that scene," Anakin said, teasing the sinister Sith Lord.
Dooku didn't appear at all upset. "At least I'm free from Perfectua," he pointed out.
"You're just jealous because she called you ugly!"
Anakin freed the Chancellor and ran over to Perfectua. Obi-Wan had recovered by himself because he wasn't a weakling.
"I'm not sure whether I should be offended by that or not," Obi-Wan commented.
"Leave her," Palpatine urged. "Or we'll never make it." The ship was falling apart!Anakin looked offended. "I would never leave her here!" Anakin shouted at him. "I would die for her! Her fate will be the same as ours!"
Padmé rolled her eyes. "I'm telling you," she said viciously. "I'll kill her!"
Anakin picked up Perfectua and slung her incredibly hot body over his incredibly hot shoulders. Then he headed for the elevator with Obi-Wan and Palpatine. He carried Perfectua to the elevator and Obi-Wan and Palpatine joined him and Anakin hit the button.
When nothing happened, he took out his comlink to contact Artoo. "Activate elevator 3224."
Suddenly, the ship stopped and Palpatine was thrown to the ground as the elevator doors opened. Anakin jumped to the doorframe of the elevator and looked down the shaft. It seemed to have become a long hallway. He clung to the doorframe with Perfectua on his shoulder. Obi-Wan help Palpatine join them.
"We can't wait," he said, jumping into the shaft with Perfectua on his shoulder. "Come on, we have to be fast." They started running down the elevator shaft.
Anakin still carrying Perfectua on his back, Obi-Wan and Palpatine ran down the elevator shaft as it started to move upright. Anakin cut a control box on one of the doors, but before the doors could open, the ship moved to an angle, causing them to start sliding down the shaft. Anakin grabbed some wires in the control box with one hand. Obi-Wan grabbed Anakin and Palpatine grabbed onto the Obi-Wan's leg. As the ship rights it, they are left hanging in the bottomless elevator shaft.
"It's not so bad without the Sue," Obi-Wan pointed out.
As they hung precariously on the side of the bottomless elevator shaft, Perfectua regained consciousness and was very, very happy to find herself on Anakin's back.
"Obi-Wan jinxed us," Padmé said accusingly.
"Easy there," Anakin said, clearly happy that his lover had awakened.
Padmé glared at Anakin.
Perfectua smiled. "Don't worry," she said with a super hot smile. "I can get us out of this."
"Where would we be without her?" Obi-Wan asked sarcastically.
"Not in the insane asylum," Padmé replied.
Thanks to Perfectua, the four of them were out of the elevator shaft in no time.
"Let's see if we can find something in the hangar bay that's still flyable. Come on," Perfectua suggested.
"Do I even need to say anything?" Obi-Wan asked. She'd stolen another one of his lines.
They ran down the hallway. Suddenly, ray shields dropped around them, putting them in an electronic box in the middle of the hallway.
"Ray shields," said Anakin.
"Wait a minute, how'd this happen! We're smarter than this," Perfectua asked.
The entire group was astounded at how she'd stolen yet another one of Obi-Wan's lines.
"Apparently not," said Anakin, gazing into Perfectua's perfect eyes.
"I say patience," Perfectua suggested.
"Ha!" Obi-Wan exclaimed pointed a finger in Anakin's face. "Now you know how it feels!"
"Good idea," agreed Anakin. "In a few moments, Artoo will be along and he'll release the ray shields."
Artoo ran into the room followed by several super battle droids. He tried to zap one of them, but it kicked him and he fell over.
"Do you have a plan B?" Obi-Wan asked.
"That's the end of the chapter," Padmé announced with a look of relief on her face.
"Oh my," said Count Dooku. "That must have been the most atrocious story I've ever heard."
"Good," said Anakin. "Then you can read next."