Dear Readers,
Well! It has been awhile! But I said I wasn't done with this, so here you go--the next installment of "Atlantis Puppet Pals"! Thanks so much for all your reviews; there will be more to come!
Best Regards from a Bookworm (and SAVE SGA advocate--send in your penny postcards!!)
Miss Pookamonga ;-P and her muses: Suzy T. Blue, Sunny Baudelaire, Sally Brown, Captain Jack Sparrow, Hugh Laurie, Kenneth Branagh, Dr. Rodney McKay, and now Nikola Tesla (the vampire version from Sanctuary)
Nikola: BOO!
Me: Ha. I own you now too. Go stand over yonder with ye olde other brethren muses.
Nikola: What?
Me: Never mind.
Atlantis Puppet Pals
Episode # 3: "The Mysterious Ticking Noise"
Characters:
Lieutenant Col. John Sheppard (aka "Handsome Hero Guy with Messy Hair")
Ronon Dex (aka "Big Strong Alien Dude")
Dr. Rodney McKay (aka "Pathetic Annoying Genius Man")
Dr. Elizabeth Weir (aka "Smart Healthy Leader Lady")
Colonel Samantha "Sam" Carter (aka "Super Genius Barbie 4.2")
Dr. Jennifer Keller (aka "Cute Doctor Girl")
Dr. Radek Zelenka (aka "Little Foreign Dude with Glasses")
Note: All of the characters are represented by happy-looking hand puppets. (Except Rodney's, which looks angry.)
(Rodney appears. In the background we hear a strange ticking noise.)
Rodney: Hmm…what is that mysterious ticking noise? (looks around) Not over here, not over there, hmm… (pause) Kind of…catchy. (looks around to see if anyone is there, then starts chanting)
McKay, McKay
Rodney McKay
McKay, McKay
Rodney McKay…(continues)
Elizabeth: (pops up) ELIzabeth!
Rodney:
…McKay, McKay
Rodney McKay
Elizabeth: ELIzabeth!
Rodney:
…McKay, McKay
Rodney McKay
Elizabeth: ELIzabeth! (continues)
John: (pops up)
John! John! John SHEPpard!
John! John! John SHEPpard! (continues)
Elizabeth: ELIzabeth!
Rodney: …McKay, Rodney McKay…
Zelenka: (pops up) Zelenka!
(all simultaneously)
John:
John! John! John SHEPpard!
Rodney:
…McKay, Rodney McKay…
Zelenka: Zelenka!
John:
John! John! John SHEPpard!
Zelenka: Zelenka…Zelenka, Zelenka, Zelenka!
Sam: (pops up)
Sam Carter, Sam Carter, UH!
Sam Carter, Sam Carter, YEAH!
Sam Carter, Sam Carter, UH!
Sam Carter, Sam Carter, THAT'S ME!
(scene shifts to just Sam and Rodney, yelling)
Rodney: Rodney!
Sam: Sam!
Rodney: Rodney!
Sam: Sam!
Rodney: Rodney!
Sam: Sam!
Rodney: Rodney!
Sam: Sam!
Rodney: Rodney!
Sam: Sam!
Rodney: Rodney!
Sam: Sam!
Rodney: Rodney!
Sam: Sam!
Rodney: Rodney!
Sam: Sam!
Elizabeth: (popping up) ELIIIzabeth!
Zelenka: (waving by) Zeeeeeeeeelenka!
(all simultaneously)
Rodney:
McKay, McKay
Rodney McKay…
Elizabeth: ELIzabeth!
John:
John! John! John SHEPpard!
Zelenka:
Zelenka
Zelenka
Zelenka
Zelenka, Zelenka, Zelenka!
Sam:
Samantha Carter, I'm Samantha Carter
I'm Samantha Carter
I'm Samantha Carter
All:
Singin' a song
All day long
In Atlaaaaaaaaantis!
Ronon: (appears out of nowhere) Hey, guys! I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
All: YAAAAAAAY!
(BOOM!)
Jennifer: (randomly appears) MUAHAHAHAHA!
(starts tapping her pencil against the stage)
Jennifer, Jennifer
Oooh Jenny, Jenny, Jenny
Jennifer!
FIN