I have been graciously allowed to use Icefall, by Lily Rules, and I have an exciting announcement! My show's story line is now going to be running basically parallel to Bluefire9785's! I have also been given permission to use Spottedshore, owned by Bluefire9785.

Phantomstorm: Hello, and welcome to the Phantomstorm and Ghostfur Show! We had planned to talk about Silverstream's latest heartbreak, but there has been a change of plans and that is now scheduled for the next episode. Today we will be discussing weapons of choice with Sienablaze, Icefall, and Spottedshore! *gestures to Sienablaze, a white tom, and a spotted she-cat.*

Ghostfur: Erm, Phantomstorm? We're supposed to be avoiding any blood and gore. We can't afford another law suit.

Phantomstorm: Shut up, it doesn't matter.

Sienablaze: *clears throat* Uh, do I get to maim anything soon? Lionblaze is waiting...

Icefall: Yeah, I signed up for violence.

Spottedshore: Violence? I signed up for afternoon tea…

Phantomstorm: *lashes tail* SILENCE! Now, you see, my weapon of choice is a soldering iron. It looks pretty harmless, but… *a target shaped like a fangirl appears on stage and Phantomstorm hurls the soldering iron through her heart, puncturing a strategically placed ketchup packet. A queen in the live audience gasps and covers her kit's eyes. The kit takes a picture with a camera to view later.*

Ghostfur: Well, I suppose, if I must, it's my turn. This, my friends, is a machine gun. If you point it and squeeze this thing here… *a bullet accidentally soars through the air and severs off a fangirl's tail. In the background, Spottedshore begins calling an ambulance.*

Icefall: Does this mean my pay's being docked? I mean, I'm not going to get sued for being a witness, right?

Phantomstorm: Icefall, how could I dock your pay? I don't even know what you do here all day.

Ghostfur: Yeah, Icefall, what do you do for us?

Phantomstorm: Wait, he works for us? I should be paying him?

Icefall: *sighs* I work lighting. And I have been doing it. For a week.

Spottedshore: *clears throat* I'm pretty sure your audience doesn't want to know every detail of your financial dealings. Can we get on with the show?

Icefall: I guess. But now you said it on television. You have to pay me.

Seinablaze: Can I go next? *doesn't wait for an answer and slices off the fake fangirls head. Ketchup spurts everywhere, drenching the entire audience.*

Phantomstorm: Oh great. Now I gotta pay for dry cleaning, too.

Ghostfur: *hastily* Looks like times up. Next week, join us for an interview with Silverstream over her recent heartbreak! Hopefully, we won't mentally scar your children!

So, what'd you guys think? I hope you liked it, and I hope you'll check out Spottedshore's show! Remember that the OC thing is still open!

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