night soon fell on kaddik jr high , the group sat at the same table eating their dinner . sissy walked up to them with a large smile on her face " ulrich dear .. why dont you come sit with me " , ulrich snarled " im not your dear .. first of all .. second of all bug me again and ill sick my new vampire friend on you '' , willie responded by pulling a can from his pocket and biting it open from the side . a thick red substance flowed out , he quickly smashed the can off his head sevral times and let the fluid run from his mouth . he then bore his fangs and made a hissing noise , sissy ran off " vampirrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee " , everyone busted out laughing " oh man .. that was funny " odd blurted out . ulrich stopped laughing " just wish yumi would have been here .. sissi's reaction was priceless . willie wiped off his face " odd what is that stuff its good " , odd smiled " its red flavoraide with alittle flour to thicken it up mixed with alittle water .. used glue to reseal the can " . jeremy nodded " not a bad concoction you might make a good chemist " , willie nodded " i dunno about that .. odd would make a chemist about as well as ulrich would a girl " . odd couldn't resist laughing " oh my god ulrich .. he just burned your ass " , ulrich smiled " yea willie .. you would make as good a scientist as jeremy would a football player " . willie wasn't phazed by the insult .. he knew ulrich had no idea that willie was a cybernetic madman , willie looked at jeremy " i dunno .. jeremy would make as good a football player as odd would a rockstar " . odd looked pissed " hey .. that was uncalled for .. ill have you know i won last years talent contest " . jeremy muttered " cause everyone else sucked less than you " , willie smiled " whens the next one " . odd smiled " tomorrow night in the gym .. imma win again " , odd continued " oh and willie .. you would make as good a rockstar as jeremy would a hatchet monkey " . willie sighed " that made no sense ..
" inadvertantly he said " you would make as good a hatchet monkey as sissy would a hooker .. wait she might be good at that " . everyone looked shocked for a second .. then everyone but him shared a laugh .