This…Is a bit of a clusterfuck. Probably one of the few times that I was getting into a bit of burnout midway through the chapter. If I was trying to keep this relatively coherent in the first half, then the second half with the lemons proper is a complete pizdec. I even had to sneak a few extra fixes in, and I'm still not happy with this. I do hope it's at least, uh, enjoyable, or something.

Wow, while I was busy moping about my burnout, I almost forgot to write in the review responses.

Horseshoefijzer - Yeah, I myself am having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that I actually wrote this complete and utter pizdec. "Stung a little", you say? Then maybe this bugger of a chapter wasn't completely pointless. (evil smile)

Syaoran Li Clow - Eh, it's not the character herself that I dislike. It's just that the pairing was beginning to get on my nerves. recently In my humble opinion, Dianakko feels like "HarryXDraco(Harry Potter fandom, duh) 2.0", and I just don't see it "clicking" between the two. And even if Trigger make that pairing canon (Oh god, I'm tempting fate here…), I'd still stay a diehard Sukko shipper.

ThatFanficGuy (responding to review on the first chapter because the previous chapter was ignored by him for personal reasons. I don't blame ya, man.) - Oh, I'm flattered, man. Say, that AmandaXLotte picture you mentioned… Is it the one where Akko complains about the two girls using her bed for their naughty purposes, and then slipping in a "Don't let me stop you though…" immediately after? And about the sex toy part – well, I kind of fixed that part for ya. *wink with a hitmark sound*

You know, now that you mention it, there seems to be a strange law of fanfiction – the more freedom is offered by some powers, abilities, magic or technology in the setting, the more perverted the "dirty" side of the fandom may get. (Although some fandoms are an exception to the rule – they don't even need any in-universe power perversion potential to go all out. *cough*StH fandom*cough*). And don't ya worry, things will get extra fun in the next one-shot.

"You know what's the best part of those dates is?"

It was a pretty quiet Saturday. Considering that there wasn't much work to do on weekends and no lessons to hurry to early in the morning, most of the Luna Nova students were just spending their free time however they wanted. That included both Sucy and Akko, who decided to go out for a date. The spot that Akko had chosen was the very same forest they, ironically enough, had to run away from a cockatrice through way back when they first met. Not that Sucy complained – after all, this spot was perfect for not only the scenery, but also for the opportunity to get some extra potion ingredients that would arise every now and then.

However, this time around, Sucy kind of decided to leave her ingredient pouch back at the dorm room, and figured that the whole thing should be just about the date itself. So right now, the pink-haired alchemist and her brunette girlfriend were quietly sitting out in the middle of a small clearing, idly chatting about some random subjects. The above mentioned question was asked by Akko.

"Well…" – Sucy had a hard time picking the right response for the cheerful witch's question, before she embraced her and remarked: "I'd say as much – if it's with you, then the whole date's the best part."

"I was actually going to say the exact same thing, but you beat me to it, sugar." – Yep, seems like Akko was intending to keep using that pet name, even if it thoroughly clashed with the person that Sucy was. The subject to said name just sighed and kept sitting there, enjoying the relative silence. The atmosphere was certainly romantically tinged enough, so all she really did was enjoy spending her time with the only person she really, sincerely cared for.

"You know…When we finally do graduate from the academy and all…" – Wow, that wasn't the kind of subject Akko would bring up often. Sucy was understandably alarmed when she heard the brunette utter this sentence.

"I kind of hope we won't have to part ways from then on. Honestly, it's really nice with you around." – The brunette said, blushing. – "To be honest…I feel like my life would be lacking some thrill to it without you around."

"Well, you sure are making my life a lot more exciting as well, bunny." – Sucy remarked, snuggling closer to her brunette girlfriend. Akko was probably the only person that could make the normally prickly alchemist mellow out and soften up. She never told her this, but it's not like it was necessary – Akko wasn't that dense, luckily.
"And I can assure you of this – I'm not that easy to pry off. I'll probably be stuck with you way after our academy years end."

The two girls giggled at the pink-haired witch's "sweet in a weird way" remark and continued sitting there. After a few moments, however, a naughty smirk crossed Sucy's face, and she said: "What do you say if I express my love with more than just words?"

The fact that the alchemist had her hand just near the inner part of Akko's thigh kind of gave a very obvious hint at the pink-haired witch's intentions.

"Sucy, I don't really know…" – Akko responded, even more flustered than she was before. – "I mean, what if we're not the only ones in the forest?"

"Come on, it's not like we know anyone who would want to spend their time in this forest other than the two of us. And I'm sure some random unintelligent animals wouldn't mind two humans "mating" in the middle of a clearing. " – Sucy remarked as she went on to unbutton the brunette's shirt. She smirked immediately when she noticed that she didn't even bother wearing anything under it today, and that she basically ended up baring her girlfriend's chest after she undid the shirt. – "So you were anticipating something like this, huh?"

"I was just too lazy to put on a bra today. The shirt's fabric is way too thick for anything to peek through anyway." – Akko said as a rather sloppy excuse, her face now beet red.

"Well, your turn, bunny." – Sucy responded, leaning back with her hands behind her. Akko sighed, leaned over to Sucy, and helped her out of her top as well. Honestly, it was at this point that neither of the witches could wait, and after Sucy's bra was basically sent flying off to the side due to her girlfriend's clumsiness, she leaned forward and kissed her yet again. As Sucy and Akko continued making out, they leaned just close enough to each other so that Akko's perky breasts rubbed against Sucy's flat chest.

Even though the sensation was rather pleasant, this wasn't nearly enough for Sucy, and soon enough, she pulled back from the kiss, then went on to begin kissing her lover elsewhere. The pink-haired temptress started out with a few kisses on Akko's neck, with the last one transitioning into a gentle nibble. From there, she only went further down, past her shoulder and then all the way over to her smallish breasts. The brunette didn't do much during the situation, just letting Sucy be the one guiding her through this wild ride, while the sharp-toothed witch herself gave Akko's right nipple a slight bite, and then went back to planting kisses across her upper body, going over to between her smallish breasts, then up to her neck again, and then finishing off with a long, wet kiss on the lips.

As Sucy continued kissing Akko on the lips, stopping only occasionaly for a breather, her right hand gone down over to Akko's crotch, and then she lightly brushed against the brunette's pussy, getting a bit of her lust-fluids on her index and middle finger. Akko decided she won't be just taking this up sitting, and as soon as Sucy took this even further and began outright fingering her, the witch had placed both her hands on her lover's hips, moving a little closer to the alchemist's "forbidden area" with each stroke over her lovely booty before she "gave up" and began rubbing her under her panties as well, keeping her right hand on Sucy's hips while her left hand was busy with the "main act", so to speak.

Sucy got the hint rather easily, and placed her other hand on Akko's chest as well, beginning to rub and squeeze her left breast, while her right hand was still busy with some "other business". With their mutual rubbing, it wasn't long before one of them would bring the other to an orgasm – and sure enough, Akko, being the more sensitive of the two, gave out first, pulling her lips away from Sucy's and giving out a long, loud moan as her lust-fluids practically splashed on Sucy's hand and her own panties. And sure enough, after a couple more moves from Akko, Sucy was driven over the edge as well, although her orgasm was a tad more subdued.

The two girls practically fell down to the ground next to each other, both breathing heavily. After a bit of a rest, Sucy remarked: "Well, I suppose we can take this a little further now, can we?"

Akko slightly perked up as she heard her lover say that, and replied: "Maybe. Depends on what is it you wanted."

"Let's just say that…" – Sucy went over to where she had tossed her shirt, then pulled a rather suspicious vial of pink fluid from one of it's pockets, and, before going through with her idea, said: "There is a certain potion I was perfecting in my spare time, and I think it's just the time for a field test."

After Akko had backed off a bit, Sucy laughed and remarked: "No-no-no, darling, I'm not going to use this on either of us. It's a particular potion that…Now that I think of it, spoiling you the results wouldn't make it nearly as fun. "

Sucy then walked over to a particular spot on the ground, uncorked the flask, and poured all of it's contents down on the ground. Before Akko could ask anything, a cluster of some strange mushrooms soon burst forth from the spot where the potion had made contact with the ground. Okay, maybe calling these things "mushrooms" was a real stretch – they had that amanita-like color scheme, but they looked like anything but actual mushrooms.

"Now, all you have to do is take off your skirt and panties, get down on all fours, and let me do the rest." – Sucy said as she herself went to undress completely, tossing her skirt and wet panties over to where her shirt lied. Akko sighed, got down on all fours after a bit of fumbling with her remaining clothes, and soon noticed that Sucy was bending down in front of her as well.

"You might want to hold on to my shoulders for this now, unless you feel like lying face-down-butt-up." – Sucy remarked, and moments after she said that, the shroom-tacles that she had created quickly went over to their dirty job – one from each cluster first entering their pussies, then a couple more going up their, um, asses. Needless to say, since Akko failed to comply with Sucy's request, she almost ended up faceplanting into the ground from the sheer force of the tentacle entering her, barely managing to grab on to Sucy's shoulders in time.

"Whoa, these guys… Sure are…Rather rough…" – Akko remarked as the tentacle began to slowly move in and out of her, with the other one doing the same to Sucy.

"Remind me…To retune them…To be less assertive…" – The alchemist responded, leaning in to kiss Akko as the two tentacles continued doing their dirty work. Akko was enjoying the experience herself – both feeling the tentacles pleasure her holes and getting another kiss from Sucy at the same time was certainly making things even better. Her only complaint is that the tentacles weren't as sensual as her lover was, seemingly only caring about wanting to fuck her and Sucy's brains out, but right now, that same person was at least trying to compensate for it somewhat.

Another complaint that surfaced even quicker is that the tentacles were quite the quick-shots – it wasn't long before they seemingly "came", a burst of white thick fluid bursting forth from them, filling both their holes up. Akko could swear that there was so much of the "pseudo-cum" flowing up her butt that it was very likely to come out the other end. Luckily, it seemed that Sucy's brew was already exhausting itself, as the tentacles actually began to shrink before disappearing completely, leaving the two girls lying on the ground with both their holes filled with "cum".

"That…Got a bit unpleasant pretty quickly." – Akko remarked, not at all enjoying the "afterglow".

"Yep, that's a guaranteed stomach ache in the morning and the usual "walking funny" problem. But it could have been worse – they could have been able to knock you up, or their secretions could be toxic." – Sucy remarked, smirking as she sat upright.

"That's not helping, Suce." – The alchemist's brunette girlfriend responded, pouting. After a few moments, she sighed and admitted: "But it was an interesting experience. Now…" – She looked over at the sky, and noticed that the sun had almost set: "Oh, shoot! We're almost late to curfew!"

Sucy sighed and snapped her fingers. The broom that they flew over to the forest on soon flew over to the two, waiting for them to "board" it. After the two dirty witches put their clothes back on and jumped right onto the broom, Sucy quickly chanted off the usual flight spell – sure, nowadays, Akko was able to fly a broom just fine herself, but she still trusted Sucy to take care of the transport problems anyway – ,and the two flew off. Yep, they've got a lot of explaining to do, and Lotte certainly wouldn't be able to cover up for them…

*groans* Not only did this one-shot take too damn long, but I'm also not feeling any satisfaction from posting it whatsoever, feeling like I could have made this MUCH better. Possible rewrite coming up later. The tentacles bit is inspired by not one, but two different sources – the first one is a gif where Sucy was having quite a bit of fun with some "shroom-tacles", while the whole idea of "two lesbians doing naughty things before the other one decides to spice things up by summoning some sort of tentacle monster" was inspired by one of the flash animations made by all hentai lovers' lord and savior – Zone-sama, of course! I could have taken the latter idea a tad further, buuuuut the writing burnout is a bitch.
The next one-shot is… Well, I don't wanna spoil it. A few things to watch out for, though, is a bit of Akko being "not quite herself", and Sucy turning out to have a bit of a submissive streak.
So, yeah…
Darky Out!
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