OK, just a little tip before we continue!
One: I got a really bad fever, so my rap mind is slowly shutting down, therefore this one is probably going to suck.
Two: I was going to make Rook's part longer, but, hey, who can insult that adorable little face of Rin-chan?
Three: Gender-bends count as both VOCALOIDS and UTAUS.
Four: I do not own VOCALOID or UTAU. I just own my epic *Coughnotreallycough* raps.
Six: Enjoy!
Seven: You just now realized there was no tip five. BAHAHAHA!
Eight: I will get to everyone's rap battle pairing, I promise. I got some really good ones, too!
Master walked onto the stage, an envelope in his hand.
"Everyone, the votes for the rap battle are in! Remember, the loser of this rap battle will no longer be able to participate! The winner may rap again if that is what the readers wish!" Master declared.
Both the UTAU's and the VOCALOIDS were on the edge of their seats. Tei was smirking, and Miku was biting her nails down to the nub. Master then finally opened the envelope, and read…
"The winner is…Hatsune Miku!" He exclaimed.
The VOCALOIDS cheered extremely loudly, chanting Miku's name, the UTAU's gave furious yells, and Ritsu threatened to use his boob missiles.
"Settle down, settle down. Next match, Rin Kagamine V.S. Rook Yokune!" Master declared.
Rin smirked widely and walked onto the stage. Rook did as well but he didn't look so confident. Then, the beat began.
"You can get first move, dog breath." Rin said, smirking. Len had an 'Oh, God.' look on his face. He knew Rin would show him no mercy what so ever.
Rook scowled at Rin, and began.
"You can't hack this, you're the wackiness! "
"Is that flat chest of yours a sickness?"
"I'll make your head start spinnin' like your oran-ju!"
"Daughter of Evil? More like the Daughter of Loli's!"
"That's right, see, I'm winning!"
"Your face looks like orange skin that's peeling!"
"You're lucky you got that big-ass bow so that you ain't burning to a crisp!"
"You better feel lucky, this battle is just beginning!"
Rin's face turned red with embarrassment, but she then smirked.
"Alright, bitch! I'll take you down to the town!"
"It's time to beat down!"
"Oh, look, what a cute little pup! But I have to admit, it looks like a mutt!"
"I don't wanna rain on your parade, but I gotta tell you, I'm gonna rip you apart, 'cause it's easy to diss you!"
"Ruko can make some damn good coffee, is that why you're so hyper? Hey, Ruko, why you hangin' out with a drooler like this?"
"You do nothing all day but lay around and piss!"
"I bet Ruko thinks you're just a waste of space, so go get neutered, you fucking piece of shit!"
The VOCALOIDS cheered loudly, and even some UTAU's were starting to crack up. Rin was giving no mercy, and continued.
"Yeah, I know there are many fish in the sea, but I already know about your little deficiency!"
"Hey, remember that little accident? It was hysterical!"
"Ruko would've slept with you, if she didn't find out that your balls were asymmetrical!" (Why am I reminded of Soul Eater?)
The VOCALOIDS cheered loudly and Rook was now gaping at Rin.
"I'm sorry for being too rough, but it's only the truth!"
"Now get the hell off my stage, you little punk bitch!" Rin yelled.
The VOCALOIDS cheered extremely loudly and now the UTAU's looked like they were about to faint.
Ruko had already fainted.
Rin hopped off the stage and went back to Len, who was still staring at her wide-eyed.
Rook went to the UTAU's, who were cracking up at him, but trying to reassure him anyway. He didn't look very happy.
Who won?
Who's next?
Review and decide!