A/N This is my attempt at funny poems so please R&R.

DISCLAMER: Any thing you recognize I DON'T OWN . Now I won't get sued!

Don't Throw That Out

By: The Weasley Twins

Gred and Forge

Mom we don't want to

Work at the Ministry

It all seems so boring

We want to do something with glee

To make people laugh

To make people smile

Will make our lives

All worthwhile

So don't scream

And please don't shout

And don't throw those plans

Of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes Out

Nitwit, Blubber, And Tweak

By: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

A Tanka

I am sick of books

I want red woolly Christmas socks

Nitwit blubber tweak

All I want to think about

Is nitwit blubber and tweak