Chapter 2: Ain't Nobody Got Time Fo' Dat'!
* Previously on Two Fangs, Too Short *
"Bye!" We yelled as we ran through the doors and onto the plane to start our new school life in Japan.
"Hahahahaha!" Sky and I yelled as we ran through the plane isles shoving people's foods in their face. "Hey!" A scruffy guy yelled as I shoved his twinkie, that he was currently eating, into his face. "Misses Skyler and Allison, please be seated!" The plane attendant exclaimed. "Hahahaha! Who do you think we are?! Goody-two shoes!?" Skyler yelled as I jumped on someone's seat and turned on Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball on full blast! "I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!" Skyler screamed as she started twerking in the middle of the plane.
"OMG Sky," I laughed as I jumped off of the passenger's seat and sat back in my own. Skyler soon joined me after she recieved many lustful stares and phone numbers from two cute blonde headed kids. Okay, so maybe they weren't EXACTLY kids. But, you get the point.
"Hey, Al'...Betcha' you can't beat me in temple run!" Skyler giggled as we began our battle of Temple Run.
* 11 hours later *
"Ha! I kicked yo' skinny white girl ass!" I jumped up in the air as Skyler jumped up and retorted. "No! I won!" We argued like this for 30 minutes, before a flight attendent finally told us to get off of the plane. As we exited we grabbed our things and began walking. After a minute we saw a boy with silver hair and a girl with brown hair standing at the entrance with Skyler and mine's name on it.
"Is that?" I asked. "Uhuh Looks like it..." Skyler nodded as we got an evil idea. "Let's run!" We yelled as we jacked the airport and ran.
* China Town *
"Uh...Sky...I'm pretty sure this says, CHINA TOWN!" I yelled as Sky thought for a moment. "Hm...I think your right, Al'." Sky smiled as I face palmed. "YOU DUMB BLONDE! I SWEAR" I shouted as people began looking at us. "Stop looking! This ain't yo convo!" I yelled as people ran while screaming. A man with black hair had walked up to us. "Excuse me, ma'am. Would you like some candy?" He asked. 'Holy Flippity Flip!' I screamed inside my head. 'I've always wanted someone to ask me that!' Sharing glances Skyler and I nodded and yelled, "AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO' DAT'!" As we ran screaming, "STRANGER DANGER!"
"Ally...I'm hungry~" Sky moaned as her belly made the most loudest oboxious noice on the face of the earth. "Ok, lez go eat. WOMAN!" I grinned as we marched up to a ramen shop. "Two misao soups, with dumplings." I smiled. HEY! Who knew that those japanese animations, and lessons would pay off?! Handing the man the money Sky and I began to eat.
* Night Fall *
"Um...Sky? Maybe running wasn't one of our BEST ideas..." I sighed as I soon figured out that we were lost, with no phone service! "Yea, me neither..." We both face palmed as we decided to check into a hotel nearby. As we arrived it slowly dawned on us. Those moans we heard were NOT the creaking of the boards...This was a LOVE HOTEL! "EWWWW!" Skyler screeched as my lip twitched upwards. Rose petals were scattered around the bed and floors. There was a sweet nice aroma in the air, and the bed was heart shaped with a matching comforter set.
"Just calm down Sky," I sighed as I walked towards the bed and sat on it. "At least it's soft, besides were not gonna' do anything. Were BOTH girls." I moaned as I layed back onto the bed. Soon, Sky joined me with a mumble of, "Yea, I guess your right." This was going to be a LONG night.
A/N: HAHAHAHA! TOO HYSTERICAL! Anyway's next xhapter WILL DEFINITELY begin their school days at Cross Academy. Sorry that it took me so long, buuut I got it up and Yea, so...BAIIII!