Sadly, I did not create Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, or anything related to those categories. However much I may wish it different, I did not create Edward. Though, we all thank Stephenie Meyer for doing so, and making him so...well, you know. And if you don't know, YOU SHOULD NOT BE READING THIS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT READ TWILIGHT. Thank you for your time.

Thanks to my friend, Wiki the Chihuahua, for helping me with basically the rest of this story. I had serious writers block, even after I wrote my Halloween story to get some ideas, but she really really helped me with it. We came up with the rest of this together, so here's to her!

Oh, two, count em, TWO chapters in one night! How good am I[seriously, tell me in your review. Lol And you all WILL review, right?

EPOV

Man, I was going to kill Alice. No, I was going to slaughter her, and then kill her. Making me play this stupid game, it was her fault I had to eat that dirt. Of course I wouldn't be mad at Bella, because I love her, and because she obviously had some bad outside influences. I also was not looking forward to school on Monday, because Mr. Banner had seen me.

Boy, that Cullen kid is obnoxious. Thinks the whole world revolves around him and his family, Ha, just wait til I tell the other teachers!

Yeah, Monday was definitely going to be hell. But, at least now I could get my revenge on her. I rolled the dye and it was a 1.

Uh-oh, I heard from the mind of a very terrified little Alice. There must be a god. Justice would be served! And I had just the way to do it, too.

"Alice? Truth, or Dare?" I knew what she was going to pick, and I was tricking her into it, though I doubt she knew that. This was one of those times I was glad she had her visions.

APOV

Oh. My. God. Edward could not do this to me. I looked ahead to see what would happen to me depending on which path I chose. I knew Edward had made up his mind on what he would ask or make me do. Well, if I chose truth, he would ask me to describe, in detail, to everyone at the table, just what mine and Jasper's sex life was like. I couldn't choose that one. Way too personal, for the both of us. I decided I would choose dare, no matter what it turned out to be.

And then I saw it.

What did I ever do for such a horror to befall me? Why? Why? WHY?!

BPOV

I had never seen Alice so terrified in all my life. All of the sudden, she shuddered, and started screaming.

"Why? Why? WHY?!" Edward just smiles even more, but it was not the crooked smile that I had come to love. It was a more evil, twisted smile.

We were all on the edge of our seats. While Jasper was attempting to calm Alice down, Edward began to elaborate.

"Alice must first buy a pair of bright rainbow Crocs, with the fur inside. She also has to buy the Jibbitz, which you place in the holes of said Crocs. The Jibbitz must be gold on the left Croc, and silver on the right one. She must then wear them for a period of 24 hours, beginning now, of course, and tape a sign to her back stating 'Look at my feet', with an arrow pointing down." Ouch. I had no idea that Edward could be so cruel.

I truly felt sorry for Alice. She was wearing a short black dress, short sleeved, of course. It had a white flower on it, placed in the middle of her chest. She was wearing slim, black heels with it. It so did not match. I don't think Alice would wish such a punishment on her worst enemies, or better yet, on the pack. It was pure torture to do something like this to a creature like Alice. Her worst pet peeve was that everything had to match perfectly. I couldn't even begin to imagine what she must be going through right now.

Instinctively, I punched Edward's arm. He was totally unmoved by it, of course, but turned to me with a hurt expression on his face.

"What was that for?"

"Edward, how could you be so mean? How could you do that to Alice?" He smiled that same, unfamiliar smile again.

"It's all in the game, love." He pecked my cheek. He didn't want me to be upset, but he was honestly having fun making Alice suffer like this. I didn't want to ruin his unusually insidious mood, so I shut up, and tried to hide the pain in my face as Alice walked over to the stand with the Crocs.

She looked back at Edward several times while pointing to different normal colored pairs. He always shook his head. Alice sighed, and grabbed the rainbow, with fur. She walked over to where the Jibbitz were. She counted the holes on the Crocs, and got the correct number of gold and silver plastic jewel Jibbitz. She paid for it all, and quickly came to sit back with us. Edward raised an eyebrow, and Alice groaned. Edward pushed on. Alice resigned and put on the monsters. She had once told me that they were not fit to be called shoes, yet now she was forced to wear them. Sadly ironic, I thought. She glared at Edward, her eyes little slits on her face.

"Happy?" She spat out the word. Edward grinned.

"Very." Alice pulled the dye out of thin air and rolled a 4. As if reading all our minds, even thought that was Edward's specialty, Jasper spoke.

"I pick truth."

APOV

I knew it was Jasper before I even rolled. I was excited again. I could ask him anything I wanted, and he had to answer it. I deliberated between a few choices, and ended up choosing the one that did not reference our sex life, seeing as how he would be more inclined to answer this question more truthfully, and in full.

"Jasper, when we first met, all those years ago, what was your first impression of me?"

JPOV

I felt Alice's pain when she had done Edward's dare, and I felt her excitement when she realized that she had rolled me. She got even happier when I had chosen truth.

I felt a smile creeping up to the surface. I swore to myself that no matter what it was that she asked, I would answer, because it made her happy. I would do anything to keep Alice in this mood all the time.

As she was about to speak, I felt a surge of love pierce through me. However, it all faded away as I heard the words Alice spoke. She wanted me to tell her, truthfully, what I first thought of her. Oh no, oh no, oh no! I was starting to hyperventilate, if even possible. How could I answer her honestly without hurting her? I decided to just tell her the truth, because I was a horrible liar anyway, and she always saw through me.

"You know I love you, dear, and I always have. But when we first met…" I didn't know exactly how to put it.

Everyone was staring at me insistently. They were making me tense, which would make them tense, and an endless cycle would develop. I put a loving atmosphere about, hoping that it would make Alice more understanding than mad, as well as to distract my family. Three of them just edged closer. Well, at least it distracted the human, I thought. Edward growled low at that. Sorry, I thought, mainly to him. At least it distracted Bella, I mended. He eased up. I continued.

"Alice, you have loved me since you started seeing visions of me. You carried those feelings when we met. They were so strong, and so loving, and I was a little freaked because we had never met before, or at least I had not known you previously. Honestly, I thought, at the time, not now, of course, but, I thought that you were coming on a little strong." The words seemed to come much easier now. I smiled a little. "And, Alice, no offense, but you were so happy and so hyper all the time, and combined with your outward appearance, I thought you were a pixie or a fairy or something." I started to laugh. "Actually, I thought you had ADD."

After I realized what I had just said, plus the fact that everyone was laughing, I felt horrible. How could I have said that to Alice, and how could it have come so easily? I hated myself. I looked down into my hands, ashamed of myself. Alice's quiet voice broke through my reverie. She was smiling.

"Hey. I know how hard that was for you to say, and in front of our idiot family." She rolled her eyes at them, still laughing and snickering. "I'm not mad. I'm glad that you can admit something like that to me honestly."

Alice held my hand. Man, the emotions coming out of her were incredible. If I had not had such practice of self control in public, I would have jumped on her right then and there. She was killing me with this level of lust. Thought I just had to wonder, if this was what she was doing to me, she must be torturing Edward to no end with her thoughts. He hated when any one of us thought of our sex lives. He couldn't even stand to be in the house when we acted, it was so bad for him. But Alice and I had never really been comfortable showing much in public, so I was fine with holding hands.

She placed the dye in my free hand, and I rolled. The 2 was facing upward when it stopped. I felt someone panicking. Oh, this was going to be good…

Oh, another cliffhanger! You must hate me for this. But, you gotta love me cause I put up two chapters in one night. The next chapter's coming soon, but I can't promise a specific date/time cause since I got two chapters up today, I have a load of hw to do tomorrow. Just check every so often the next couple of days. I promise, I will continue to continue!