"So, this is Southtown! Lol, thete are a lot of good whores here!" Gheb proclaimed. The other two ignored his remarks and decided to make their way to an inn, to rest up. Suddenly, they heard a grumbling noise coming from Gheb.

"Food! I need food! I haven't eaten since yesterday! I'm going to starve!" Gheb shouted anxiously.

"Hmmm...? Oh, I believe they have an outdoor farmer's market downtown. I was near there earlier at the pawn shop I told you about. Let's go!" Glass suggested.

"Good ideah! Hey, loli!" Gheb called out to Amelia.

"Yes, schmexiness?" Amelia replied.

"Do you love me?!"

"Uh... sure, schmexiness. Of course I do..."

"Then carry me on your back, loli. Gheb's hungry and he can't walk on an empty stomach!" Gheb stated.

Oh, man! I hate it when he asks me to do this! Sigh... oh well... Amelia thought to herself. "Alright, Gheb let us be off then..." Amelia agreed hesitantly. On that remark, Gheb hoped on her back -despite her inferior CON compared to Gheb's, she can carry him with relative ease. She rode him all the way to the food court.

A few blocks ahead of our heroes was one Ylisse's wariest knights. He, along with a handful of soldiers, was in Southtown looking for a certain precious object.

"Sir, Fredrick!" a generic Ylissean soldier called to him. "Sir, what seems to be the matter? You've been silent for a few minutes now."

"Hmmm...? Oh, pardon me. I was just thinking about starting fires," Fredrick explained. "But not the usual campfire... This village is to be put to the flame! Not a single one of these curs confesses to the location of the Falchion! Reports are 100% accurate and indicate that it was brought here by that thief Sakon yesterday!"

"Sire! We will bring out the torches right away!" the soldier said, nodding in agreement. Moments later a lot of the homes in Southtown were set a flame, and Fredrick ordered every swordsman be detained, for they planned on interrogating them regarding the whereabouts of Chrom's stolen Falchion.

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, his schmexiness was buying up a few snacks to satisfy his cravings. "Alright, pastry whore, give me a bag of your finest crumpets! NAO!" His schmexiness demanded.

"Eh, right away, sir..." The young woman said. "That will be 300 monies."

Gheb payed up with one hand, and simultaneously recieved the baked goods with the other. He proceeded to anxiously and barbarically tear the bag open, then he stuffed his mouth with the food. "Mmmm... nom... nom... munch... munch... Thanks, whore! I was starving!" Gheb said in between chews. The clerk just gave him an odd look and then continued her shop-keeping duties.

Gheb was about to enter a café next door, when suddenly Amelia comes running toward him. "Shcmexiness! C-Come quick! Glass is being arrested by some soldiers!" Amelia yelled out as she gasped for air.

"What?! But he is peerless! That's not supposed to happen!" Gheb cried. The two headed where glass was being surrounded. "Hey, feggits! Prepare yourselves to get pwnd!1"

The soldiers turned their heads to see a fat man with an axe and a blonde loli next to him with a lance. "Hmm..?! You think you can take us on, fat turd?" one of the soldiers questioned. Without a word more Gheb took his trusty axe, the Raep her, and cut down 6 of the 12 guards around Glass. Glass took the moment the remaining soldiers were off guard, and took them out with his peerless swordplay.

"Thanks, Gheb. It looks like they wanted this sword from me..." Glass said. The three ran North, looking for the nearest exit from town, more buildings were being burned down by the second. A few soldiers saw the trio looking suspicious, they began to chase after them.

"There they are! After them!" a soldier yelled.

"Stop, sinners!" another soldier called out to them.

Soon, more and more soldiers came in. Our heroes were soon surrounded and vastly outnumbered.

"Heh! We have'em right where we want'em! Get the sword!"

"Pfft... let's pwn this losers, Gheb," Glass said confidently.

Glass activated astra and struck down 50 soldiers, a crit with every hit. The other soldiers were scared shitless at the epic pwnage that they witnessed, so they called for reinforcements. Ten minutes of schmexy, peerless, and loli ass-kicking later, about a thousand soldiers were on the floor -either drawing their last breaths, or agonizing in pain.

"Lol. That takes care of that," Gheb scoffed.

"Oh no! Here comes the FAIL-Jaigen, Fredrick!" shouted a random villager. Fredrick charged at Gheb with a lance, on his horse at full speed. When he was within five feet of his schmexiness, Gheb tossed his axe in the air -it rapidly spun while airborne- he performed a front flip ten feet in the air, before grabbing his axe from the pole, and finally, slashed his mighty weapon downwards on Fredrick. The impact of the schmexy aether was so strong, it sent Fredrick and his horse twenty feet away.

"M-My lord... Chrom, I have failed you..." Fredrick whispered his final words before resting in peace, on the cold, hard ground.

Moments later the the fires were put out and everyone cheered at that departure of the oppressive knight. Before Gheb and the other two walked out the town, a few villagers came running behind them. "Oh, schmexy one! Thank you for saving our town!" a villager said.

"Yeah! That fail-jaigen made us scrub the floors so hard the tiles would break. Also, made us wipe our butts so hard they bled, whenever using a public restroom."

"Yeah... not to mention, those posters he put around town of Chrom naked were drawing in too many yaoi fans," added another.

"Lolwut? Well, pwning douches full of fail is what we do best," Gheb told them.

"Please, stay the night. We'll have a feast in your honor," a villager offered.

The trio looked at each other for a moment.

"Hmmm.. I don't know, fat man. We should really start looking for the rest of the posse. Like Remmy, Glen, Marcus, Dart, that one whore and the other," Glass brought up.

"Meh. It can wait until tomorrow. Nao let's gets some FOOD and WHORES!" Gheb exclaimed.

Amelia and Glass just looked at Gheb and shrugged. The villagers led them downtown, where they were having a bear barbaque. They ate and danced all night long.

The next day they said their farewells and left the town. Southtown later renamed itself to "Schmexytown" after Gheb. They also erected statues of Gheb, Amelia, and Glass in front of town hall, to honor them for their heroic deeds that day.