Worst Project Ever

Chapter 3

Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson.

I'm SOOO sorry guys! I'm totally out of it lately. (It's like I've completely lost my whole freaking mind!) Anyways, so it appears that I got stung by a BEE! (And NOT one of the cute ones in that bee movie.) I'm good now. This really just isn't a good week for me. I apologize in advance for the errors I will undoubtedly make. So, due to my stupidity, I'm changing the cabin mates. Here's the new list!

Grover-Juniper

Nico-Thalia

Clarisse-Connor

Travis-Katie

Silena-Beckendorf

Percy-Annabeth

You people can thank starglow13 and Sweetly Blissful for that! I'm sure it'll make things better! Thanks guys! J

Thanks for all of the reviews guys! Keep 'em coming! By the way, these ARE going to get longer, it's just when I start stories, the first ones always tend to come out short. So here ya go!

Percy POV

Well, after discovering the fact that the Aphrodite cabins had SET ME UP, I followed their trail of vanilla perfume and empty makeup containers to their cabin. "What are you up to?," I demanded.

"Percy, honey, I have no idea what you're talking about," Selena smiled at me sweetly.

I growled at her. (Okay, when you read that, don't think dog. Sorry back to the story.)

Obviously I was going to get nothing from her, so I retreated to my cabin. I didn't know what I was going to do. I was going to be in a cabin with a girl that I have had a crush on for, well, I don't know how long. The point is, this could possibly be a good experience for me or a horrible one. For my sake, I'm hoping for the first one.

Since I was the only living in the Poseidon cabin, Annabeth would be moving in with me. That sounds really weird to say. Annabeth. Moving in. With me. To tell you the truth, I kind of liked it, but you better not tell anyone or I'll so hunt down your butt and cut you. (Literally.) I decided to clean up a little. I picked up a sock from the floor and threw it behind the bureau. There, I'm done. I walked out of my cabin, ignoring the piles of trash all over the floor.

As I walked outside, I saw Selena and Beckendorf remodeling their new cabin. Beckendorf looked like he was about to die as he followed Selena around with his hands filled with pink paint buckets and pieces of fabric. He saw me looking at him and mouthed, "help me." I laughed internally and kept walking. I guess that's the good thing about Annabeth. At least I won't be following her around with fabrics and other tacky crap. As I was walking, I heard footsteps behind me. I turned around quickly ready for a fight, only to find Grover grinning at me sheepishly.

"Hey Percy."

"Hi Grover," I replied suspiciously.

"Um, Percy. I was just running up to tell you that you're trailing."

"Huh?" I looked behind me to find a string of toilet paper tucked into the back of my pants.

"CRAP!," I yelled. "Did anyone else see that?" I pulled it off and threw it into the woods.

He laughed. "No, I don't think so."

"Thanks man.""No problem. So, you and Annabeth huh? I wonder what made the Aphrodite cabin choose you two?," He asked sarcastically.

I rolled my eyes. "Grover, I have no idea what you're talking about."

He stared at me. "Seriously?"

"Yeah."

"Well, you stare at each other constantly. Just at different times, so you never see each other. You are ALWAYS together. Just face it, you guys have raging hormones. For each other."

"Grover, as much as I love this almost birds and bees conversation with you, I have to go."

"Percy wait! I was just kidding."

As he said this, Nico ran over breathlessly.

"Grover," he panted. "We're having another Percabeth meeting and we need you to bring the chips and dip this time. I really think we should…." He slowly stopped talking as he noticed me standing right there.

"Oh! Hey Percy. That thing I was just saying, it was nothing, really. Percabeth just means uh. It just means rainbow unicorns. Yeah! That's what it means! Rainbow unicorns! Um, bye!" He quickly ran away screaming at the top of his lungs, "PERCABETH MEANS RAINBOW UNICORNS!" I have to say, that got a few weird stares.

I turned my gaze back to Grover.

"You were saying?"

"You know what Percy, I should really go check into the chips and dip for the rainbow unicorn meeting. Bye!"

I turned around and ran smack into Annabeth, who was holding a note pad.

"Oh hey Percy. So, I was making arrangements. She showed me the picture on the note pad. It was clearly a drawing of my cabin. It was one big square with one tiny square on the inside of that.

"Since I'm going to be living in the same cabin with you, we really need to get this settled. You see this?," She asked pointing to the tiny square. I nodded. "THAT will be your area. It will be marked off with pink Hello Kitty duct tape and you will stay in there. Everything else is mine, including the bathroom."

"What about me?"

"I have already gotten you a litter box with deodorizing crystals."

"Wait! You aren't even going to let me pick out my own litter box?"

"Don't push it Percy. I already went out of my way to get the litter with the BLUE crystals on it."

"Fine," I grumbled.

She smiled, "I'm glad you're being mature about this Percy. See ya tonight!" She then strutted off.

Well, I hope you guys liked this. The next one will be more interesting. I'll update as soon as I can! Review and tell me what you think please!