Alice = AliCullen14
Edward = Mindreaderguy
Bella = Newborngal
Jacob = Alpha8
Seth = Sethwolf12
Embry = Embryrocks
Quil = MEACE
Leah = randomdudet
Emmet = Strongdude99
Jasper = Inpain-u_r.
Renesmee = My_virgin_ears
Strongdude99: I made, like, the most awesomest save in the history of vamp v wolf football! I totally ROCK!
Alpha8: That was a total fluke – you tripped and the ball bounced off your ass! Now my goal was the most extraordinary-est thing on this planet. If it weren't for Edwards awesome speed you vamps would be sucking my …
Mindreaderguy: all hail the mighty, the amazing, mind reading, speediest vamp of all time … the God, Edward Cullen!!!
Inpain-u_r: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Newborngal: to deflate your seriously inflated head, dear, you saved that one by accident.
Mindreader guy: hasn't Alice killed you yet?
Newborngal: nope. I beat her at monopoly – we're off the hook now. Come on, I hear the bed calling us to the land of sex…
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My_virgin_ears: eugh noooooooooooo, myvirginears. I CAN HEAR EXTREME SEX! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELP MEE – whats up Jasper?
Inpain-u_r: Sucking balls…God Edward… myvirginears…extreme sex…
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AliCullen14: why is Jasper currently curled up in the foetal position muttering about Edward and extreme sex?
My_virgin_ears: u don't wanna know, aunty al. u don't wanna know…
AliCullen14: too late. Already seen it. Eugh, enjoy ur night at Jacobs. I might persuade Jasper to imitate Edward…
My_virgin_ears: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! There corrupting my virgin mind. EXTREME SEX!!!
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