LOL (Laugh out Loud)

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"Uchia, where are we going?" There she goes again with the "Uchia" thing. Can't she just call me Sasuke? Sasuke thought as they had already left the school parking lot and were heading to his house. He knew that, but she didn't.

"Just enjoy the ride." He told her calmly, but she pressed on. Great, there's a totally cute innocent girl in my car, but she has a loud mouth. "Seriously, were not even supposed to be anywhere but school. I don't wanna get in trouble, so tell me before I call the police." She said slumping in her seat and pouting. She really did hate it when she didn't know what was going to happen.

"What for!" The fuck, type of chick do I have in my car…? Sasuke was reconsidering on his part on ever bringing Sakura. For all he knew she might just call the police. "Fine, you win. We're going to my house."

"For what?" She sat up now. Maybe it was him or did her eyes change to a brighter color than her regular emerald eyes. They were pretty and pink hair was out of the ordinary for him, but she looked really hot the way she was pulling off the look. "You better not be up to anything, Sasuke."

She said his name again. "You'll find out just be calm." Like that's possible. He mused. Thank god his house wasn't far and it wasn't hard to spot either. Sakura soon saw them heading up to a huge mansion that looked like a 10 story hotel! "I'm parking in the back so no one will really notice." He notified her. Why should they care if Sasuke skips, Sakura was pretty sure he skipped a lot anyway? "Karin, threatens my maid whenever I skip school without her to see if I was with anyone else."

"Tight leash much." Sakura said opening the door to of the car. When she stepped out, Sasuke's backyard looked like a football field. Three of them combined!

"Nope, Karin doesn't have a tight leash on me. It's on her." He finished smoothly, before walking to the back of his car and popping the trunk open. "Here!" He tossed a bag full of balls just as his phone rang.

I'm thinkin' maybe, I can't have a relationships.

'Cause lately, they're not making any sense.

And baby, you're the one thing on my mind but that can change anytime.

Opening it, he read what his 'girlfriend' texted him. TFAU! (The fuck are u!) Turning his phone off, he tossed it inside his car before locking it. "What's this for?" Sakura asked holding up the bag Sasuke tossed her early.

"Practice." He said simply as they walked down to the field. Dropping the protection pads, Sasuke explained what was going to happen next. "Since I really am sorry for your nose, I bought you out here so you could get your revenge."

"Revenge?"

"Yup, I'm not too keen on the idea of being hit, but you're an only exception. Think of it as a training session and I'm your trainer." Sasuke explained. He thought it would be nice enough to allow her to hit him as many times as she wanted, because of her nose. "Try throwing one." He made some distance between them and allowed her to get ready.

Choosing a red ball, Sakura tried to aim at Sasuke, but it was failed attempt when the ball rolled all the way to his foot lightly touching it. "Sorry…"

"Sakura, this isn't innocent kiddie games. You throw like a girl!"

"I am a girl, fucking asshole!"

"Just throw the god damn ball right!" He yelled making the distance longer. Maybe he made it to long because the ball landed the same place he was earlier. "Seriously? Uh, if she can't do it, I have to do it myself." He mumbled to himself walking over to where she was standing. "It's quite obvious you suck at throwing, so I'm helping you."

"I can do it myself!" Sakura said flustered when Sasuke positioned her back to his chest. Taking a blue ball this time from the bag, he helped her aim directly at the spot he was in earlier and threw it farther past it.

"Aim at that exact spot but a little higher to where I can be hit." He instructed to her before letting go. Sakura was a little uneasy when Sasuke let her go. His body was so warm; she wanted him to just hold her there. She watched him go back to the same spot and knew there was no way in hell she could throw even after he just helped her. Instead of aiming directly for Sasuke she aimed everywhere, even once landing in his pool directly across from her.

She had no clue what she was doing. Improvising, stalling (Basically she want him to come help her again), wasting time? Across from her Sasuke was more than confused and straight up lost.

What the hell is she doing? He asked himself as he saw her throw another ball into where they kept their dogs inside. Sakura realized it and quickly apologized. "I'm sorry, Sasuke! If you want I can go get it or you can since it's your house.

There is no way in hell, I'm getting that. It's not worth losing fingers and probably a chunk of my ass! And what the hell, she'll get killed before she even steps in. "Sakura that's not necessary, wouldn't want that pretty face to get harmed." Or ripped off."How bout I just help you practice for now until you can do it?"

"Okay."Sakura said calmly outside, but inside her she was couldn't stop screaming. Yeah me, yeah me, yeah me, yeah me! While Sasuke was thinking the opposite.

Fuck my life… He thought knowing she wanted help for now.

~~~~~~6th period~~~~~

Tenten sat tapping her pencil constantly as she waited for Sakura to come in their chemistry class, but she didn't show. Where the hell has she been today? It was AP chemistry that only both of them had, while Hinata and Ino had regular giving them less work. Sakura hadn't been at school since fourth period and Tenten was really scared to be by herself believe it or not. The reason why is because she was stuck with the people she wanted to murder so bad. But wait wasn't that everyone who crossed her? I'm screwed. Thanks a lot, Sak.

As students started to go to their seats and of course Neji was behind her and some weird guy named Rock Lee in front of her, Tenten pouted. To be honest she thought looking either direction it would be an eyesore. The bell hadn't rang yet and still no sign of Sakura, then Tenten's phone vibrated giving her hope. But it wasn't who she wanted, it was Rin. "Curse him to hell!" She hissed under her breath.

"Why don't you just get your number changed?" An unexpected voice came from behind her. Neji. "It would make more sense."

"This doesn't concern you, blind bat." She said with an angry look on her face.

"Honestly Tenten, were in high school. Grow up."

"Just stop talking to me, Neji. Remember I'm a beast." She said sarcastically before turning back around and attempting to ignore him.

"Which is very true, but your Hinata's best friend and she'd be very sad if you got hurt." Why Neji was bothering her about such a situation like this was out of the English language and Neji never cared what Hinata thought. Sai was always referred to as her big brother because of his relationship with her. "Again."

"May I go to the bathroom?" Tenten shot up from her desk as their teacher was grading papers. The teacher nodded her head and commented on Tenten.

"Very nice, Tenten a 99 on your test." Miss Kurenai commented.

"Thank you." Tenten said before running out the door. Neji soon followed after making heads turn and it didn't take him long to catch up with her. When he gently grabbed her arm, Tenten snatched it away sending daggers. "This does not concern you, now leave me alone asshole."

"Would you shut up with your complaining and smart remarks for once and go into the girl's bathroom?" He said pissed off now. When she didn't say anything and did as she was told he followed her in next.

"What are you doing get out of here." She said as he pulled her into a stall. "Hello, girls bathroom what part don't you understand?" Tenten said as he pulled out her phone. "What are you doing?"

"What does it look like? I'm going to pretend that I'm your boyfriend." Neji simply said pulling up her text message box. Tenten's jaw felt like it really did detach.

~~~~~Sasuke's House~~~~~~

Speaking of Sakura's whereabouts…

She was dead tired now and sore, because of the many balls Sasuke made her throw until she finally hit him in the face… which was once. "I think that's enough today." Sakura said gasping to catch her breath. Did she also forget to mention he made her run too, because he teased her about not being in shape? Yeah her legs were killing her.

"Can you at least stand?" Sasuke asked hovering over her. Sakura shook her head and sighed, closing her eyes. Sasuke took that as assign she couldn't probably even make it to her own house to take a shower. "I guess you have to take a shower here." Sakura's eyes shot open frantically.

"Wait I can't do that!"

"Why?"

"This isn't my house and you have a girlfriend, remember?" Sakura said as Sasuke had already gone up the stairs and was heading for his room.

Oh yeah… He thought remembering Karin. He had turned his phone back on while Sakura was passed out and noticed he had 30 text messages from Karin. "Why it's not like I'm going to have sex with you. You're probably not even worth a good lay and I speak for anyone who has their eyes set on you." That stung. Sakura kept quiet the whole way ignoring Sasuke when he placed her on his bed as he looked through his closet.

He's right…Sakura said to herself remembering how self conscious she was of what people thought of her and her body. I'm not worth to at least date. She was putting herself down now and didn't notice when Sasuke through her a pair of boy shorts that were red with cherries on it, some black shorts and a black t-shirt. "Karin always need an extra pair of panties after are activities so I bought some for her."

"Too much information." Sakura said walking to the bathroom, making sure to lock the doors before turning on the shower head. She stripped all the way and stepped in feeling the hot water hit her skin. Sasuke was sitting on his bed reading through all the text messages his girlfriend sent and stopped at one in particular.

OMG Neji is totally getting it on with Beast 2:1010 behind Nina's back! KHK.

"Oh, shit." Sasuke said as the he heard the water stop.

RikusChika778: Stop! That's right I cut it off again you guys. Please don't hate me.

Sakura: They should because you keep cutting off the good parts.

RikusChika778: I'm sorry I'm working immediately today on the next chapter when this when is put out. So don't worry!

Sakura: Reviews loves!

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