"I'm Sexy and I Know It" by: JediCaro

A/N: Another crazy story pop-up in my head…with the LMFAO song "I'm sexy and I know it". All I have to say is poor Rei :)


Minako was at her and Rei's apartment on her day off listening to the radio. Is not very often when she could enjoy a day off from being an idol so she always tried to relax as much as she could when she had the chance. All the sudden the new LMFAO song came up, "I'm sexy and I know it"

"What the…", she was actually liking the beat to this song.

"When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pay to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants out control,
It's real fool with the big afro
They like bruce lee rock at the club"

Minako was liking the beat to the song and was moving her beat slowly to the beat trying to understand the lyrics.

"Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
I work out
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
I work out

When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it

I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it"

Her mind was starting to fly faaaaaaar away from earth.

"What will happen if…", she starting to say a bubble magically pupping up with a random scenario.


Scenario #1

Rei enters the apartment…

"Mina, I found this great dress for tonight", she said walking towards the living room and suddenly Minako pops in the room in an Animal Print underwear.

Rei opened her mouth in surprise, "What the fuck, Mina"

"I'm Sexy and I know it", Minako purred dancing to the LMFAO song.

Rei started to laugh uncontrollably rolling on the floor like a crazy puddle.

End of Scenario #1


"That won't work", Minako whispered, "What if…"

Another bubble pop-up randomly…


Scenario #2

Rei enters the apartment…

"Mina, I found this great dress for tonight", she said walking towards the living room and suddenly Minako pops in the room in an Animal Print underwear.

Rei opened her mouth in surprise, "What the fuck, Mina"

"I'm Sexy and I know it", Minako purred dancing to the LMFAO song.

Rei dropped all her bags and slapped Minako across the face.

"Wow, Rei-chan…love that violent side of you!", Minako exclaimed pouncing Rei to the sofa.

End of Scenario #2


"Ppppffff, like that will happen", Minako laughed, "What if…"

Another bubble pops-up randomly….


Scenario #3

Rei enters the apartment…

"Mina, I found this great dress for tonight", she said walking towards the living room and suddenly Minako pops in the room in an Animal Print underwear.

Rei opened her mouth in surprise, "What the fuck, Mina"

"I'm Sexy and I know it", Minako purred dancing to the LMFAO song.

Rei places her bags on the floor on the floor, "Your sexy and you know it?", she said closing the distance between them.

"Fuck yeah, your sexy", Rei said pulling Minako in a deep kiss.

End of Scenario #3


"Now, that's more like it", Minako said smiling.


A few hours later…

Rei walks in the apartment and walks towards the living room.

"Minako, you can't imagine how tired and frustrated I am", she said sitting down on the couch and saw Minako walk in with an Animal Print underwear dancing to the LMFAO song.

"I'm sexy and I know it", she sang while dancing to Rei.

Rei just stared at Minako for a while with surprise.

"And I thought you dancing to Sexy Back was awkward", Rei smiled.

"But I wasn't in underwear in Sexy Back", Mianko teased sitting on Rei's lap and whispered on her ear, "I was naked"

"Then we should put some Sexy Back and start this little game of yours over again", Rei whispered back catching her lips.

Minako smiled and sang, "Girl look at that body, Girl look at that body, Girl look at that body, I work out"

"Fuck yeah, I know that by heart", Rei laugh kissing Minako to shut her up.


A/N: Ok….reviews anyone? lol