[Disclaimers and Author's Notes: Gundam's not mine, but I'm writing stories about it anyway! Bwahahahaha! Ahem, and also, don't sue me, because I'm not making any money off of this. as this is the usual disclaimer for the SillyShorts, I'll just put this one up top, write the fic, and write any additional disclaimers at the bottom. So you have to read it all the way through, to find out whether you can sue me or not. Also, specific disclaimers tend to be spoilers, and we wouldn't want that, would we? ^_^
10.14.2 note| As stated in Chapters 1 and 2, I'm cleaning up what parts of this series are posted on ff.net. If you've seen these before, and are wondering why they're being shown as updated, that's why. Nothing substantial has been changed... sorry.]
SillyShort3!!!
By Tyrne_J
Epyon faced Wing Zero in a fierce battle in space. The battleship Libra hung in the background, it's metal exterior gleaming and reflecting the dim starlight.
Zero discarded its beam cannon for the light saber, and charged Epyon, its vernier engines at full power. A primal scream ripped through the commlinks as Zero attacked, knocking aside Epyon's whip to plunge the saber in.
"Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!"
"Nooooooo!" The Epyon barely dodged the attack, twisting aside just in time. Its own light saber appeared, and it moved away to regain its balance. "I'll get you, Zero!"
The two Gundams floated apart for only a moment, then clashed together, the sabers deflecting each other, sending off sparks each time they came together.
"Bwahahahaha, you can't catch me, Epyon! I'm the space-psycho man!"
"Arrgh!" The Gundams clashed together again, sending more sparks flying. The two once again broke apart, a short truce between them.
"Aahh, I see your saber is as big as mine!"
Irked, Noin whirled around from watching the battle on the main screen of the PeaceMillion, fixing Howard and Duo with a menacing glare.
"Will you two stop that?!!" Greeted with silence, she turned back to watching the battle, muttering, "Sheesh, just because we lost all communications with them..."
End1
There was another break in the battle.
"Epyon, I am your father."
"Duo!!"
End2
[Additional Disclaimers: because I'm too lazy to put it up top but I would have enough energy to put in a note in the disclaimer - kind of contradictory, ne? I don't own Star Wars, Spaceballs, and any other reference I may have used in this fic. Sorry, don't have the money for a lawsuit - please don't sue me...]
10.14.2 note| As stated in Chapters 1 and 2, I'm cleaning up what parts of this series are posted on ff.net. If you've seen these before, and are wondering why they're being shown as updated, that's why. Nothing substantial has been changed... sorry.]
SillyShort3!!!
By Tyrne_J
Epyon faced Wing Zero in a fierce battle in space. The battleship Libra hung in the background, it's metal exterior gleaming and reflecting the dim starlight.
Zero discarded its beam cannon for the light saber, and charged Epyon, its vernier engines at full power. A primal scream ripped through the commlinks as Zero attacked, knocking aside Epyon's whip to plunge the saber in.
"Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!"
"Nooooooo!" The Epyon barely dodged the attack, twisting aside just in time. Its own light saber appeared, and it moved away to regain its balance. "I'll get you, Zero!"
The two Gundams floated apart for only a moment, then clashed together, the sabers deflecting each other, sending off sparks each time they came together.
"Bwahahahaha, you can't catch me, Epyon! I'm the space-psycho man!"
"Arrgh!" The Gundams clashed together again, sending more sparks flying. The two once again broke apart, a short truce between them.
"Aahh, I see your saber is as big as mine!"
Irked, Noin whirled around from watching the battle on the main screen of the PeaceMillion, fixing Howard and Duo with a menacing glare.
"Will you two stop that?!!" Greeted with silence, she turned back to watching the battle, muttering, "Sheesh, just because we lost all communications with them..."
End1
There was another break in the battle.
"Epyon, I am your father."
"Duo!!"
End2
[Additional Disclaimers: because I'm too lazy to put it up top but I would have enough energy to put in a note in the disclaimer - kind of contradictory, ne? I don't own Star Wars, Spaceballs, and any other reference I may have used in this fic. Sorry, don't have the money for a lawsuit - please don't sue me...]