One Punch Ninja

by gartenzwergxxl

After getting his memory destroyed Naruto is thrown into a river and wakes up in the wild. Kyuubi sees his chance to make the next pranking monster and fighting monster so he starts training him. What will happen when a pervert Naruto gets trained by a pranking master and has the power to destroy everyone in one punch? Alive Minato/Kushina, Crack-Fiction, OP Naruto, Maybe Pairings

3. The training begins

„Heyho" – Bijuu/Summon speaking (unsealed)

Damn kitsune – Bijuu/Summon speaking (sealed) or thinking

Muhahaha – Deathgod speaking

„Heyho" – Normal speaking

Kage Bunshin – Jutsu

'Meow' – Thinking

Heyho guys. It's me, Gartenzwerg back with another chapter for you. A big thanks to all you guys out there who follow and favorite this story. Those actions give me the hope, that I don't write too much crap :D. My main problem right now is having too many ideas and I don't know how I can get all those into the story.
But anyways, onwards with the chapter.

Disclaimer: I don't own neither Naruto nor all the other Anime or Manga I got some ideas from.

Chapter 2: The Training begins

"What do you mean he hasn't showed up?" Kushina exclaimed frantically, t6he fear clearly written in her eyes. "What are we still standing here then? We have to search for him!" "I'll alarm all the Anbu and every Sensor who is in this damn village. Don't worry Kushi-chan, we will find him." Even after saying this, Minato didn't look very convinced of himself. Right after flashing to his office he alarmed all Anbu in the nearer vicinity by sending of a burst of chakra.

"Hokage-sama, is everything all right? Who dares to attack you?" A frog-masked Anbu asked. "Get me every Anbu and Sensor still remaining in this village. NOW!" "Sir, yes Sir!"

~~~5 Minutes later~~~

"OK everyone here. I got a S-Rank Mission for all of you. The future of this whole village may depend on your success. My son, Naruto Namikaze, is missing since this afternoon. As you all know, he is this villages jinchuuriki and thus is very important. Scratch that, he is my fucking son, so you better find him! Do you understand?" "Tch, what did this demon now?Wasn't his destruction enough?" After hearing such words about his son Minato lost the rest of his cool. He turned around and in an instant stood before the Chuunin, who said this. With clear rage in his voice he asked "Care to explain what you just said about my son?" "He's just a damn demon who brainwashed you, don't you understand Hokage-sama? Your son died when you sealed the Kyuubi inside of him!" the Chuunin sneered with disgust and hatred.

"Oh, so you think my son is only a demon? Well, I show you what is really demonic! Weasel! I want him to experience Tsukuyomi death through Bunga Bunga. Give it your best shot. If you don't, I am sure Ibiki and Orochimaru still need some testsubjects! The rest of you, GO AND FIND HIM!"

"Sir, yes Sir!" And everyone except the unimportant side-chuunin, a weasel-masked Anbu and the Hokage. "Hokage-sama, is a Nice-Guy Party enough of hell?" "Oh yes. The green hell seems to be just right for such a bastard." "No, please. You can't do this to me. I have hamsters at home. And goldfish. Please no. NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo"

~~~In some forest area~~~

So kid. After you have done your warming up we will start your real training. So, RUN BITCH, RUN!

And with that poor Naruto began his training.

~~~5 hours later~~~

'Ha ha ha, that was only the warm up? What the hell fuzzball?' Oh, we can still double the fun. Well fun for me. 'Oh hell, no. You are the best, oh big and strong fox. You are the best and I am totally not complaining.' That's better. So, the goal is for you to be able to let your chakra explode in some body parts and thus giving you more strength and speed. Come for a moment here into your mindscape.

'Ok, here I am, what do you want?' Well, seeing as this is your mindscape you can form a training area. For beginners we need a bunch of leaves and some knives.

After imagining the said things everything imagined appeared.

Kit, I am deeply disappointet. You didn't even use the chance to pull a prank on me... How will you ever be a pranking king if you don't use all opportunities. That was the moment Kyuubi noticed something. Something disturbing pink. Looking down he saw the great Pink hearts on both of his hands.

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID, I hate you sometimes. Well, at least you followed my advices. But, it's not that I like pink. Do you understand? I HATE PINK. Baka...

'Was that a blush on the fox's face?' I AM NOT BLUSHING! 'He can hear my thoughts?' Damn yes I can. And as punishment you are gonna start balancing as many leaves on your body as you can while I will have some fun with those knives.

Soo, guys. This was the third strike. What do you think? Is it good? Is it acceptable? Please tell me what you think.

Also, do you want me to do a Jutsu library of all the new used jutsu of a chapter? Or is the name self explaining enough? And do you even want a pairing? And if so, what pairing do you want?

See ya later