Severus and the women. The reason He prefer celibate

The universe is full of unexplained things. Such as Severus Snape's love life, because he doesn't have one. That is like x-files… But there is no denying we writers, wrote a bunch of romantic fanfiction, starring him. Here are some of the impossible ideas from me. If you like it, be my guest, in use it.

My Lolita

In this story his partner is Hermione Granger. Snape fraudulently seduces her, using a love potion. Then after she loses control, Snape take advantage of the occasions and they spend a passionate night together. Of course, as an experienced professional, he didn't want to risk anything. So that is why he used the perfect Exmemoriam spells in the kind, naive Gryffindor student. Hermione feels there is something missing in her life, but she never will figure out what…

My Story Of Drug Dependencies

This is a story about a really crazy night, a few artfully twisted grass cigarettes, and a mindless engagement – or proposal. In this case we are talking about the proposal of the old maid. Snape smoke together with Sybill Trelawney, and suddenly he fell in love with her. He became an addict, because, in the very next morning, Snape just realized what he did and couldn't leave without drugs anymore. When he's high, Trelawney looks so beautiful to him, and they have a hot night together.

You Got A Letter...

Bellatrix Black Lestrange, spending her well-deserved term in Azkaban. She knows she will spend her whole life in her the dirty cell, but Bella just can't give up her love life. Mrs. Lestrange became widow very young, so if she ever wanted some excitement, she didn't have to do anything, just grab a piece of paper... Snape got a letter from her almost every week, and after a couple glasses of whiskey, he answers them harmlessly... Unfortunately he promises her the worst thing ever. He will wait for Bella until the death.

Short, Red, Dangerous

Snape next victim was the lucky Ginny Weasley, who got pregnant after that sweet night, that she spent with the Potions master. The Weasley family wanted to murder, him and the only reason hehe got grace, is the fact of Ginny giving birth to a baby girl. Thank God, the baby looked perfect, and there is some doubt of who was the father, because she had red hair and a normal nose.

Harassment

This story takes place inHarry's fifth year, when Dolores Umbridge came to Hogwarts. She met Snape in a shadowy hall, and it was love at first sight. Dolores wants to get him! She started literally chasing him with her love and any weapon she could get her hands on. In the end Snape escaped, but Umbridge didn't take the defeat well. Nowadays she is a patient at St. Mungo's. Dolores met Gilderoy Lockhart, and their friendship became legendary. They wrote a book together called: "Light At The End Of Tunnel."

I hope you liked it. Please, let me some review, if it's not a too big request. By the way, I found a beta reader: RandomFandom5. Without her help I can write even a word. So I'm so grateful to her.