At Dalton, That's called Normal
Oink.
Disclaimer: *dramatic sigh* no.
Nick walked into the choir room with a turtle. He searched around and realized no one was in the room. He smiled and bent down, dropping the turtle. He pulled out a cape and carefully put it on the creature.
He started making the turtle walk slowly while singing quietly.
"Pop bottles, Shake hands. Recognize, I'm the man. I try to tell 'em but they won't understand that Pimpin' ain't easy.