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Potter wrongly accused? Dementor lurking about in Fudges face?

By: Midnight Shackar

Yesterday on August 12th there was an Disciplinary hearing with the entire Wizengamont for an offense under the Degree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery and the International Stature of Secrecy. Personally my readers, I think its Fudges way of saying 'Bug off Brittan!'.

The person going against this hearing was none other then Harry James Potter! The Interrogators where none other then Fudge, the main Idiot himself. Dolores Umbridge Fudge's Senior Undersecretary. Whom he's shagging remember, also who's fat will eat you if you look at it. Or go against her, personally I think you just need to walk by her. Also well known Amelia Bones Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.

The court scribe is Percy Weasley, the red headed idiot.

Witness for the Defense, Potter, was none other then the great Dumbledore!

The charges? You may ask, well they where so pitiful, I don't know why two members of the Wizengamont got up that day to go there for the hearing. Potter supposedly knowingly, deliberately, and willingly, and knowing it was illegal, produced a corporeal Patronus.

Well at lest we know he can fight against dementors, and not just Voldy.

In an Muggle area, in presence of a Muggle. And apparently my readers since he's fifteen, he did Underage Magic! Fudge even had to point that out. Let me tell you my readers, it was stupid of him to say something that obvious in the middle of a trial. Might as well said 'I not wearing knickers!'! God Fudge is stupid as heck!

And my readers that Muggle. Yeah it was his cousin. Who he lives with. Fudge didn't bring that to attention. Well of course not, he didn't want his fail safe, just like with Sirius Black, to be gone. And to have not gone through all this trouble to get the Wizengamont together for this to have it fail that soon into the meeting!

His cousin obviously knew of his magic. Fudge didn't point that out to. I bet that egotistical maniac didn't even know that. But seeing as Fudge thinks with the head a little south of the border, he wouldn't.

Now a witness besides Potters cousin was Arabella Figg, a squib who lives near Potter. Now as we all know, Squibs can see Dementors, seeing as they are of Magical decent. Fudge didn't know this since he busted out with the idiotic mention of 'No they cant!'. Now my readers we should all know by now that Fudge doesn't think with the head on his shoulders. Seeing as he's Shagging Umbridge yeah we all have that proof.

Anyway with the proof given by Mrs. Figg, Fudge had to believe Potters story. And guess what my loyal readers. Dumbledore thinks that the dementors where ordered after Potter. And thinks they might be outside of Ministry control. I mean who wouldn't want a pet dementor? Well I hope nobody does!

So if that is so, hide under you beds. Personally I think Fudge has something against Potter, and wants him gone and sent them after him! Or it was that Umbridge, that women is protective of Fudge, God only knows why! Oh wait I do, she wants to continue shagging him, since he's obviously the only one to ever shag her, and possibly the only one who ever will!

Now another defense Dumbledore gave was this. Clause 7 of the Degree that was aforementioned. States that Wizards and Witches can use magic in presence of a Muggle if to save either or both of their lives.

Now my readers Fudge overlooked this also. Getting a pattern with Fudge now?

And guess what was Fudges response to this my readers. 'Rules can be changed!'! So he wants to change the rules so that Potter would be in trouble? Nice Minister, readers, real nice! Remind me again why we choose him!?!

Now the Verdict for Potter was cleared of all charges.

That should have been it since there was no real evidence against him. Now I bet those Wizengamont members wanted to strangle Fudge for waking them that early in the morning, especially since the meeting took place three hours before it was agreed on. And Potter didn't get notice of it.

Yeah that's right, Potter didn't get notice, so that Fudge could just say guilty without having the thing happen at all. Thank god for Aurors then!

Now another little tidbit. Lucius Malfoy was seen to be giving Fudge money, so that Potter would be expelled from Hogwarts. Fudge gave back the money after he deemed that he couldn't do it!

Midnight Shackar.

A/N please review? I want to know if Im doing good with the story. Also if any of you out there have ideas for a article. Or if you want someone to pick up one and read it I can write that. Any ideas would be appreciated!