Parka: And we're back on another episode! We have two guest hosts with us today. Please welcome Hyperfang, and her two-year-old sister Janina! (CHEERING) (Hyperfang comes out)
Hyperfang: HIYA, PEOPLE OF NINJAGO! Now, Janina and I will be reading out Dareth's most embarrassing secrets to you all, so be sure to keep your faces straight because this is a LITTLE like a try not to laugh challenge! Janina?
Janina: Okay, sista! One! Dawweth isss a Elvis Impehsonatoh and weahs wigs!
Jay: So his hair isn't his real hear?
Hyperfang: Nope! You should have seen him in a blond braid all the way down his back and as long as this stage, like Rapunzel! Or his rainbow punk hair!
(audience fails to maintain their laughs)
Janina: Two! Dawweth awways fails at pwoposing to the weporter Gayle Gossip! Ever since the Final Battle he's bben twying!
(laughter)
Parka: Has everyone seriously failed at try not to laugh? What about when he boasted about his extraordinay powers of animals and stuff?
Ninja: Oh, yeah! (laugh)
Kai: I beat him right away!
Mack-eye: Let's take a small break! First of all, I wanna say that before we continue, we'll have the ninja react to Greenwater or Seaweed-shipping or Lloya or whatever Lloyd and Nya are called. I prefer calling them Seaweed, though.
Jay, Lloyd, Nya: WHAT?
Jay: Like I said, Nya's with me!
Lloyd: Ugh. Seriously? I never wanted to date her!
Nya: Okay, now these weird couples are just getting me mad. Why are we crossing things over? Have they ever done me and Pixal or me and Skylor? I hope not.
Parka: (cringes) Sorry, Nya. Those ships exist.
Nya: (Bangs head on table) Knew it.
Mack-eye: Okay, continue with the facts!
Hyperfang: We can't. Kai burned the papers. (all turn and look at Kai)
Kai: Whoops. Sorry.
Parka: Eh, never mind. Now, something about Legend of Korra... which I never really was interested in. I don't know too much about it... (author: me neither) but let's just watch it.
50 hours later...
Kai: WHOO! Best thing ever!
Jay: You know what? I LOVE Korra!
Cole: My favorite's trailing toward Asami.
Zane: I'm not sure if I approve of Asami growing past Mako. They looked good together. Or maybe I liked Korra and Mako. This does not compute! (glitches)
Lloyd and Nya: Same.
Hyperfang: I don't know whether to laugh or cry or get mad...
Mack-eye: Okay, moving on! Do you remember anymore of Dareth's secrets? I SERIOUSLY want to know them.
Hyperfang: Well, his favorite Puffy Pot Stickers include the Beer-and-Grass flavored one. And he used to flirt with Nya when Jay wasn't around.
Nya: I hated that.
Hyperfang: Oh, yeah, and his most embarrassing secret is how he secretly-
Dareth: (running on stage) NOO! DON'T TELL THEM! PLEASE!
Hyperfang: Oh, yes, I'm telling them about your trophies.
Dareth: NOOOO!
Hyperfang: (whacks him away with her tail) His trophies are made of tin cans painted with gold glitter. And he also wishes he could eat the elemental powers, as in turning them into a huge piece of cake and stuff. But the worst fact is that he kissed... I don't exactly know how to say it... (burst in laughter) THIS ONE'S TOO FUNNY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dareth: Don't you dare tell them of the time I went shopping and kissed an old lady, thinking she was a princess disguised by an evil fairy! Or the time when I kissed a frog and thought I was a prince and that was my princess come to save me!
(audience shrieks in laughter) (ninja roar out loud)
Janina: (giggling) You just towld us, Dawweth.
Dareth: I never should have come here.
Parka: Anyway! That'll be it for today's episode, come back if you DARETH next time!
All except Dareth: BYE! (curtain closes
Lorris: Well, that was funny.
Nilla: Hilarious, actually. What's up next?
Lorris: For next episode, our ships will be Greenwind, Yin-Yang shipping, Garmakai, Zane x Cryptor, GarmaDareth, and Cole x Skalidor, requested by XxVallirenxX. See you around! These are the Twin Terrors,
Nilla: Signing out. BOOP