Ask the demons
"We are back and the little girl scout still hasn't finished torturing Jackal." Tiger said. just then the dungeon door opened and Jackal came flying out and landed on top of lamy.
"How bold Jackal." Lamy said with her hands over her mouth.
The girl scout came out holding a frying pan.
"Huh, that is a new record for longest flight due to someone hitting you with a frying pan. I'm impressed." Tiger said.
"And thanks to this experience, I got A lot of new badges. I got the "Torture Badge", The "Dungeon Master Badge", The "Torchered a demon Badge", The "Scared Demons into buying cookies badge" The "Successfully Neutering Badge", The "New World Record Badge", And the "Flamethrower Badge"." The Girl scout said while pointing to her new badges.
"NOOOOOO! JACKAL! Dont worry I will fix it as soon as I get the lab back up." Lamy said
"What kind of Girl Scout camp do you go to?" Jackal asked.
"Shut up! No one wants to listen to you!" The girl Scout said and another badge appeared saying "Badmouthed a Demon".
"So what is your next badge?" Tiger asked.
"Hmmm… I am thinking the "Advanced Motor Mechanics Badge" and the "Monster Truck Voice" Badge." The Girl Scout said.
"SERIOUSLY! WHAT TYPE OF GIRL SCOUT ARE YOU?!" Ezel asked.
"Just your average Girl scout these days. I have to go and thank you for buying 183 boxes of cookies." The girl scout said as she pointed to the cookies.
"Thanks for stopping by." Tiger said.
"Bye" They said while the Girl Scout skipped while singing towards a sunset.
"Ok. Now for questions. to Jackal from Anon Girldone, Ok, SO WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME CALLING YOU A CAT? AND IF YOU DO NOT ADMIT THAT YOU ARE A CAT, I WILL TELL LAMY YOU LOVE HER!
The last part was done so that Lamy couldn't hear it.
"Ok, I admit that I look similar to a cat, however my features are more like those of an African wild dog known as a Jackal. Jackals have Ears that are proportioned like a cat and If I was to shrink to the size of a Jackal, my tail would be the same size." Jackal said.
"Wow… you took that very well and you didn't blow up anything. are you feeling ok besides what the girl scout did to you?
"I am fine. I dissipated my anger by making explosions in the sky so small you cant see them. Jackal said.
Next is for Mard Gear from the same person. Do you know that people ship you with Tempesta. And with Seiylah. AND WITH THE SPIRIT KING AKA STASHE FACE!
"Ok… I have to draw the line. With saylah and the spirit king is one thing but Tempesta *Shudders* I don't think I can handle it." Mard geer said.
Everyone O_O
"What? Tempesta already has someone… I think." Mard geer said
"Uhhhh… ok… next question
"Saylah, if you were taken over by Mira how are you here?" Tiger asked
"That is due to Tiger's reality magic and Violet Fairy 12's Life magic and Katarina Midnight's Time magic."Saylah said.
"Oh yeah give it up for VioletFairy12 and Katarina Midnight. Tiger said.
an audience that came out of nowhere applauded for the two ladies as they came onto the stage.
"Sorry we are late. I was in Hawaii for 2 weeks." Violet said.
"And I was busy climbing Mount Everest." Katarina said.
"Alright then Violet, would you like to ask the next question?" Tiger asked.
"Gladly… Silver, WHY THE HECK DID YOU NOT YOU CONTACT YOUR SON? YOU'RE AS BAD AS THE DRAGON PARENTS! At least invite him to Take Your Son To Work Day! Also, talk to him about his stripping habits, the Gray Fanclub can't stop nosebleeding for less than half a minute with how frequently he strips. Might as well play sexy music and throw some glitter and pretty lights everywhere, have a stripper party, have a pole dancing contest. *shrugs* Unless you have a secret stripper life too? Violet asks.
"To answer the first question, I thought he was dead until the Grand Magic Games. the next thing is that it would cause suspicion over my plan to eliminate Tartaros. the third thing is that I wanted Gray to get over his fear of Deliora. the fourth thing is that I can't just bring him into Tartaros and have both him and myself killed. and the sixth thing is that I don't mind the habit as long as he doesn't do it at certain places and times." Silver said.
"Franmalth, is your obsession with money or souls?" Katarina asked.
"Both." Franmalth answered simply.
"Ok. Ezel, do you have a hard time maneuvering your tentacles and arms?" Tiger asked.
"A little, but you get used to it." Ezel said."
"Kyokya, why didn't you use you powers to disable the pain receptors of your allies when you fought Fairytail?" Violet asked.
"That is extremely dangerous, if you don't have pain, you can't tell your limits and you will eventually fall due to injuries you never knew existed." Kyókya answered.
"Tempesta, how many natural disasters can you create? Katarina asked.
"Lets see… I can create Tornados, Lightning, Floods, Fire, Avalanches, Earthquakes, magnetic pulses, Volcanos, gravity changes, Blizzards, Rain, whirlpools, acid rain, and Hail." Tempesta said.
Keyes, why did you do your experiments?" Tiger asked.
"To further in my abilities" Keyes answered.
"Lamy, how do you feel about Jackal blowing you up when he did?" Tiger asked.
"JACKAL I LOVE YOU even though you blew me up. BUT ALL MY CLONES LOVE YOU." Lamy said.
"THERE IS MORE OF YOU! AHHHHHHHHH!" Jackal fainted.
"I guess it is nap time. night night." Lamy said as she fell asleep next to Jackal.
"That is it see you next time" Tiger said.
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please send me some more questions. I don't own fairy tail Hiro Mashima does.