Disclaimer: Don't own Ouran. It's so sad T.T

Haruhi was still out cold and it had been over an hour already. An impressive purple bruise had formed on her head, on top of an egg sized lump. Stone statues tended to do some damage if you ran into them at full speed.

'That's gonna hurt when she wakes up,' the twins were crouching in front of the couch where the unconscious girl lay, tucked in more layers of blanket than there were on an onion. Hikaru poked at the still swelling bruise on her forehead. Haruhi let out a hoarse groan and swatted at Hikaru's hand.

'How could you hurt my precious daughter when she is unwell, that is cruel. Tell them mother!' shrieked Tamaki. Kyouya just sighed and continued working out the losses the Host Club would suffer from closing the club for the day. He was not a happy bunny (AN: Hehe ^^ I've always wanted to say that. BUNNY KYOUYA... weird image)

'Tamaki-senpai, shut up,' growled Haruhi, rubbing her eyes groggily.

'Yeah Tono, shut up,' mimicked the twins. Tamaki sat in his corner of doom to drown in his misery.

'Are you ok Haru-chan?' Huni peeped over the edge of the couch blinking tearfully at Haruhi. His question was answered by a shove from Haruhi.

'WAAAAHHHH, Takashi. Haruhi hates me!' he cried and rushed to his older cousin's arms.

'Ugh, where am I anyway. My head...' she groaned touching the huge bruise on her head tentatively with one hand. She had wriggled out from the blankets into a seated position.

'You mean you don't remember anything? By the way, your voice sounds like a broken trumpet,' (AN: O_o don't know where that came from)' Kaoru asked. He found it hard to believe anyone could forget a day like today, he was pretty sure most of the school knew what Haruhi had got up to that day.

'The last thing I remember is that cake, it was really sweet,'

'That's cos I used a whole bag of sugar,' mumbled Huni guiltily from Takashi's shirt sleeve (he was wiping his nose on it).

'A whole... wait... I didn't, did I?'

'Yes, the whole school knows you're a girl and we even had to close the club for the day,' sniffed Kyouya.

'How do they know I'm a girl?'

'Oh, haven't you seen what you're wearing? You can thank Tamaki, Hikaru and Kaoru for that,' he smirked.

'Gah!' Haruhi looked down at the frilly pink monstrosity of a bikini she was wearing, 'you better run,' she looked up at the three culprits with flames in her eyes. She stood up to chase after them, took a few wobbly steps then her knees buckled and she collapsed to the floor in a kneeling position. When she tried to stand up again her legs wouldn't obey so she just sat on the floor and sighed.

'What happed to chasing us?' the twins peered from behind the curtain they were hiding behind. They raised an eyebrow as Haruhi shakily placed her hands on the floor and tried to push herself up, only half making it back onto the couch.

'I can't get up,' Haruhi finally admitted, Mori quickly stepped in and lifted her onto the couch, 'thanks, but can I get changed first?' Mori nodded and Haruhi stood up, grabbing his arm when she stumbled. Huni grabbed her waist, quite enjoying the fact she was in a bikini, they both lead her to the changing room, she mumbled another thanks then used the curtain to manoeuvre herself into the changing room. The Hosts waited for her to change, the silence only broken by the furious tapping on the keyboard of Kyouya's laptop.

Hikaru was getting impatient so after five minutes he peered cautiously around curtain, Tamaki was still in his corner of woes so didn't have a chance to stop him and nobody else was paying much attention.

Haruhi was just buttoning up her blazer when Hikaru's head appeared; she frowned at him from her place sitting on a stool, 'what do you two think you're doing.'

'Er... Haruhi, there's only me. Kaoru's over there,' he pointed in a random direction.

'Are you sure,' Haruhi blinked, trying to focus her eyes then stood up, Hikaru just caught her as she fell to the floor. He stepped out of the changing room with Haruhi dangling under his arm.

'I swear there were two of you,' she complained.

'I think she's concussed, her vision is unfocussed,' Haruhi struggled to get from under his arm but her attempt were feeble.

'No, we had the nurse check that while she was asleep, I presume her inability to walk and double vision is due to lack of energy,' Kyouya looked up and adjusted his glasses as he inspected Haruhi's pale face which made the bruise on her head stand out even more.

'We should give my daughter sugar to make her all better!' Tamaki jumped out of his corner, proud of his brilliant idea.

'What? Are you insane? There's no way I want to go hyper all over again, I feel bad enough as it is,' Haruhi shook her head vigorously in disagreement then stopped when it made her head spin more than it already was.

'Would you rather be unable to walk and have Tamaki carry you home? I'm sure he would be glad to,' Kyouya asked. Haruhi paled further and sighed.

'Yeah, pervert Tono would love to,' Kaoru laughed as Tamaki yelled 'I am not a pervert!' and threatened to strangle him.

'Fine,' Tamaki turned back to Haruhi as she reluctantly agreed, 'but not as much as lafhtfmphg,' she couldn't finish her sentence as Tamaki shove a serving spoon full to the brim with sugar into her mouth. She tried to spit some of it out but Tamaki was practically shoving it down her throat.

'You really are stupid Senpai,' Haruhi groaned.

'Why isn't it working,' Tamaki wailed and got ready to shove more sugar into her mouth, Haruhi shoved it away. Kyouya sighed at his friend's stupidity but did nothing.

'It's not going to work immediately but I advise you lock me up before I go mental again,' Haruhi was shaking, but this time it wasn't from fatigue but because the pure sugar was starting to work its way around her body at an alarming rate, 'actually, no, I will enjoy attacking Kyouya before he adds any of this to my debt,' the slightly hysterical giggle that burst through her lips was scary enough for Hikaru to edge away from her and retreat to Kaoru's side.

Haruhi immediately bolted for the door, God knows where she planned on going. Mori stood in her path and got ready to grab the girl and place her somewhere secure where she couldn't hurt herself or the people surrounding her. Instead of landing in his arms or stopping in front of him, Haruhi miraculously managed to jump, use her hands to lever herself over Mori's shoulders then spring up and grab to the chandelier above with her legs.

'How the heck did she do that?!' Hikaru shrieked.

'I thought she was terrible at sports, obviously she only sucks at running,' Kaoru watched Haruhi swaying unsteadily on one of the solid gold arms of the chandelier.

'Haruhi, that's dangerous. Daddy wants you down here this instant!' Tamaki stood right below Haruhi and stamped his foot, pointing at the floor and glaring warningly at the girl staring at him with an eerie smile plastered on her face.

'I think it would be best to leave her and come back after she-,' Kyouya had been standing next to Tamaki but was now in a crumpled heap on the floor, Haruhi sitting on his back giggling.

'Told ya I was gonna get you,' she teased then took the glasses of Kyouya's face and placed them on her own. She flicked him on the head one more time before avoiding Mori and rushing out the door, 'catch me if you can!'

Kyouya groaned and stood up, rubbing his back painfully.

'Kyo-chan?' Huni looked up at the pissed of second year, 'you ok,'

'Catch Haruhi now,' he growled. The demon lord had been awoken. Everyone was already halfway out the room by the time he had finished his sentence.

~.~.~.~ (My new break thyingmerbober)

Haruhi's half conscious common sense was being overridden.

I think I should have another swim, that bikini was actually quite cute. What the hell am I thinking! I hate sugar...

The bruise on her head was throbbing but she hardly recognised the pain, she heard the thundering of feet down the hall behind her and quickly turned the corner.

'Where'd she go?' Hikaru and Kaoru surveyed the empty corridor.

'I can't hear anything, maybe she went home,' Huni ran up and down the corridor glancing through the glass on the doors looking for a familiar mop of short chocolate brown hair.

'Noooo! We've lost her forever,' Tamaki wailed in despair.

'Don't be such a prick,' Kyouya walked up behind him and hit the idiot on the head with his notebook, 'not behind able to find her and never seeing her again are two completely unrelated topics right now.'

Haruhi rammed into his back sending him crashing into the wall.

'You're not very good at this, I ran round the corridors in a big square you idiots. Oh, and I got you again. That's twice, if I beat you one more time I don't want anything added to my debt, okay?' she stuck her tongue out at time man pinned to the wall then ran back the way she came, into the labyrinth of corridors that made up Ouran academy.

This time Kyouya smirked and flipped open his laptop, following the red dot blipping across the screen.

'You're tracking her?' Hikaru asked in disbelief as he watched the blip turn another corner, halfway to the exit of the school.

'Why else would I let her attack me like that? I have a police force of one hundred waiting outside the school at this minute,' Kyouya walked towards the main entrance of the school, he was going to enjoy watching his police force beat Haruhi for him. (Not beat up, beat as in he will triple her debt if she loses (fails to beat him three times))

Now, just to annoy you, I've made this a three-shot. Or more I made it a three shot because the chapter was getting to long and I was running out of ideas he... he... well, at least I've updated. Third chapter will possibly but probably not explain some stuff. ^^ I make no sense... plus I bet the spelling and grammar is appalling. If there are any mistakes tell me and I will correct them ASAP