Chapter 3: Pegasus sucks a dick and Gimli rocks
It was a usual day in pegasus land. Pegasus is sucking a dick, GImli is really cool and wearing glasses like a bro wielding his amazing ae, gun, grenade launcher. You'd think it was over, but not quite. Pegasus still exists, he's stil la huge fat, faggot asshole that is now sucking a dick. Although this gave them an advantage.
Carl put a hand on Gimli's shoulder. "It's okay, he's from season 1. I know what to do."
Carl confronted pegasus with no fear fo death. "Pegasus, I challenge you to a children's card game. If we win, you have to die forever."
"MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm~" Pegasus was so excited he farted "And if I win You have to come inside me. We will all collectively be Pegasus."
The duel has begun.
Pegasus played a bunch of shitty Toon Town cards, but Carl beat them with his new stuff that's actually good. But Pegasus cheated and wrote a "9" at the end of his life points when they weren't looking so it looked like he had more life points then he already had. Because of this Pegasus is now almost winning.
"MMMMMMmmmmmm" Said Pegasus, "Looks like I win, boy." Suddenly, Pegasus felt a rumble in his stomach. "Oooh, probably the wine from earlier." Just then a crossbow bolt shot out of it and Daryl came jumping out of Pegasus' stomach wearing his intestines as a headband and screaming really loudly.
Daryl was tired of being a faggot and started a revolution of among the other Pegasus' while inside Pegasus. Now everyone who was a Pegasus started walking out of him.
All the pegasus looked like pegasus but different. Some had haircuts, some dyed their hair, daryl had muscles. they all had their own distinguishing features. This broke the pegasus curse and they all returned to normal.
"No! NO! MMmMMmNNNOOOoOOoOOoo!" The real pegasus vanished into the shadow realm never to be seen.
Gimli was sort of sad that his son turned out to be a huge douche but he wasn't THAT sad.
Carl was sad because he had no parents. However Lori was not a pegasus anymore so she re-claimed Carl and punched Dale in the face.
Also since everyone was turned into pegasus and then cured the zombie apocalypse was over.
And with that, Gimli, Renamon and Doc Brown all headed back to the Dolorian, but not until Carl came up to them first and asked if they'd stay for a party with spaghetti and potatoes, and how could Gimli turn down such an offer?
Doc Brown gave Gimli a huge totally not gay hug "You did it, Gimli! You saved the future!"
"Aww, it was nothin', Doc. I couldn't have done it without my Renamon Pooksie-Boo."
But just then, a huge zap of lightning struck. Legolas emerged, and he was back to being a skeleton.
"Gimli! We need you back in the past! Something terrible has happened!"
The End?