Uta no Drunk Sama

The atmosphere felt quite heavier than usual, and it wasn't just the thick grey clouds shadowing the city. More because of it being the last working day of the week, Friday, and now everyone just want to go home and relax. As for the Utapri boys, they finally get a break from the massive load of idol work. It was very tiring for them to prepare for Shining's Super Disco Party, and organize and practice a team-coordinated dance to a song that matches the party theme.

"Praise the muses for this precious respite," Cecil mumbled with exhaustion as he laid himself down on the couch.
"Me too!" Otoya sang as he flopped himself on another couch.
"Me thr-" Syo was going to begin but was stopped by the golden giant plopping his body on Syo, squishing the shorty to the ground.
"Nafthuki ya bjerk!" Syo attempted to rebuke but was crushed by the giant's heavy body.
"Sorry Syo-chan, please cope with this for a few minutes," Natsuki yawned, his heavy eyelids closed and he hugged Syo like he would hug a teddy bear.

The maturest of the boys, Masato, decided to make some tea for everyone. "First the teapot, then we must add water and then add the tea powder."
"Um Hijirikawa, I don't think that's tea," Ren said, a bit scared at the potion Masato just created.
The blue one turned to Ren and gave a deadly glare.
"Masato...Are you...cranky?" Ren thought to himself, knowing what was going to come at him.
"Jinguuji!" Masato blasted, shoving his creation to Ren's face. What seemed to be the teapot was actually a spaghetti-drainer-bowl and what he meant by tea powder was nothing but chili powder. "Are you questioning my tea-making skills?!" Masato said with determination.
At that point, Ren couldn't do anything to stop his fired up childhood friend. All he could do is watch as Masato pours the witch's potion into delicate Japanese tea cups. Then the blue one waits for his prey. The gentle and exhausted purple being roamed in the kitchen, searching for something that could satisfy his thirst.
"Ichinose *Japanese drum sound* You seem to be thirsty. I insist that you have my tea. You will be rejuvenated."
Tokiya usually enjoys Masato's tea, so he couldn't refuse, "Well, if you insist." He then took the cup and took a bigger sip than usual.
Ren: ＜(。_。)＞ it was nice knowing you, Icchi~~~
Ichinose Tokiya's face slowly began to turn red. His nose dripped the brightest crimson blood Ren had ever seen. Masato was too prideful about his tea to notice poor Tokiya's pain.
"How is it?"
"It's wonderful," Tokiya forced a smile and swallowed the rest of the tea in one gulp, set the teacup down, and marched to the living room where Otoya and Cecil napped on the couches. With no other choice, Tokiya laid down on the carpet, rubbing his stomach. Ren, who pitied the purple idol, took a cotton and rolled it up so it could fit in Ichinose's bleeding nostril. There Tokiya laid, rubbing his stomach with a bloody cotton roll up his nose.

It was indeed an exhausting Friday.

knock Knock KNOCK

"Ano minna, could you open the door please?" A familiar sweet voice asked. After waiting a few minutes, all the boys told her to enter the room. Masato opened the door for her with his usual look on his face. The rest of the boys were sitting together, sharing the couches. All of them had a fresh appearance and smiled at Haruka as she entered the room. She held a small envelope.

She patted her skirt, smiled back at everyone, and cleared her throat, "All of you worked hard this morning."
The boys looked at each other.
"And for that, Shining decided to send you to a luxurious and relaxing spa this evening!" She giggled.
Otoya exchanged looks with Cecil and Syo. "Alright Haruka! We scored a good one!"
"It will help soothe our souls," Masato added.
"Indeed, I think I need that," Tokiya said with a sweat drop and an awkward smile.
"Then don't wait, go ahead," Haruka smiled and passed out tickets that had a bar code on it. Probably meant to scan and let them in for free.

"Fuwaaaa, hot springs are just the best!" Syo exclaimed as he plopped him self down next to the wooden table.
"They had piyo-chan squeekies in there too!" Natsuki jumped with joy.
"Agreed, I never had a bath as pleasant as this before." Cecil purred and sat at the table.
"That was your first time at the hot springs, am I right Aijima?" Hijirikawa asked, sitting down across from Cecil.
"mnn, yes." He purred again, still feeling the warmth of the bath from before.
"What ever happened to your fear of water Cesshi?" Ren teased.
"Hot springs have became an exception." Cecil smiled and rested his head on the table.
"such a child." Tokiya sighed and joined the group.
Ren noticed that one of the members was missing, "hmm, speaking of children. Where'd Ikki go?"

ano kousaten de...*hic*... minna ga moshi SUKIPPU wo shite... *hic*

The voice sounded familiar but it sounded a bit nasally. The boys gulped at turned their heads towards the bamboo-made slider door.

PON PON DASHITE *hic* - The boys began to get goosebumps all over there bodies. There stood the tomato faced red-head, holding a bag full of drinks and snacks.

"Ikk-" Ren tried to call.
"SHUT IT PLAYBOY! YOU'RE TOO CLOSE TO HIM!"
"To who?"
"Tch, ya blind?"
"MY beloved Toki-poo!" Otoya blushed and sat next to Tokiya, grabbing his arm and cuddling with him.
Tokiya was frozen, his mind went blank and he sat there.
The boys: ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
"Ehh? Otoya, you brought us some nice snacks. These drinks look interesting, they're rainbow colored." Cecil jumped with curiosity.
"Let's drink it together!" Natsuki, Otoya and Cecil exclaimed. Each boy grabbed a bottle and chugged it down.
"Natsuki! Don't drink that!" Syo scolded but it was too late. The three children had lost control of their minds.

Suddenly, the green idol jumped on the table. His way of jumping was similar to a common house-pet animal. Ah, yes. It is clearer now.
"Nyan! Feed me nyan!" Cecil meowed, wriggling around like a kitty. Masato appeared disturbed by the actions of the younger idol.
Cecil turned around from his back and sat in a pouncing position. His eyes were on his prey, Masato. Then he attacked! "Hug me nya!"
The blue idol sat still and was waiting for the giant cat to attack him.
In that flash, the orange playboy jumped in front of Masato, opening his arms in a "come at me bro" way. Cecil ended up pouncing on Ren but by that awkward positioning and the force of the collision, the two boys ended up sharing a kiss.
Masato: (;｀O´)o - well f***

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" Senpai why do you always do this to me?" Ren turned around to look at Masato, having the most feminine look the boys had ever seen. He had tears in his eyes like a young girl would. "Why won't you kiss me? I've kissed plenty of people but why Hijirikawa?" He sobbed. Cecil purred and slept on Ren's lap, comforting him.
Masato had a blank expression. What the heck just happened to the cool and smexy Ren? Then it hit him.
"The kiss." Masato mumbled. The kiss made some of the drink enter Ren's mouth, thus resulting in crybaby-anime-girl Ren.
He crawled closer to blue member, who was now very stiff. Ren hugged Masato from behind, "Hijirikawa," he whispered. Masato's back was burning hot and slowly his face began to burn as well. Ren couldn't help but nibble the blue idol's ear.
"JINGUUJI! Stop thi-thi-this harassment!" The blushing Hijirikawa scolded, pushing away the orange playboy. He crawled back, keeping a good distance from Ren. Ren crawled ahead to get closer to Masato; the crawling and chasing game began.
Jinguuji! Stay away from me!"

"Natsuki! uwaaaa!" Syo screamed in fear.
"Don't worry, it will hurt for only a little."
"No please! Frickkkk!"
"But I wanna put it in you!"
"Natsuki, but we can't. Not here." Syo blushed.
"But I really wanna put in the pocky stick! I wanna play the pocky game." Natsuki whined, with three pocky sticks sticking out of his mouth. He kept getting closer to Syo's mouth, and Syo kept turning redder and redder.
Syo was done,"Ya-YAMETTE!"

Tokiya:へ(´д｀へ) - What the fudge is even going on
Tokiya felt the red-head nuzzling his spiky hair onto his chest.
"Toki-ya, I always, I've always...Aishiteru!" Otoya confessed.
Spppllllurrrggggghhh - Tokiya's nose bursted the most beautiful and sparkling blood the boys had ever seen. It was like a fountain, dripping shimmering red blood. Yes, he may be bleeding but he now feeling heaven...Just heaven.
"Tokiya!" Otoya called.

"I wonder how the boys are doing?" Haruka smiled while sitting in the hot springs.
"ha, probably having a blast!"Tomochika giggled, splashing water on Haruka.

Kanpai - STARISH