A/N: Two chapters in one day? Not only did I do Patamon Bandicoot chapter but I watched a Popeye episode on YouTube and this gives me an idea. After this, I am taking requests. So please read, enjoy and review.

Guilmon the Sailor Digimon

Guilmon: Popeye

Renamon: Olive Oil

Impmon: Bluto

Terriermon: Wimpy

The story begins with Guilmon riding a shark towards shore singing.

"I'm Guilmon the Sailor Digimon

I'm Guilmon the Sailor Digimon

I'm strong to the finish

'Cus I eat me bread

Says Guilmon the Sailor Digimon"

He came to shore and got off the shark. He then marched on to town to see his best friend Terriermon and his lover, Renamon.

"Hi, Guilmon" Renamon said "How your trip?"

"Oh let's just say those sharks, well, shark-meat. Hehehehehehe" Guilmon said.

"I be gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" Terriermon said.

"Terriermon always love his hamburgers" Renamon laughed "Come on, Guilmon. Let's go and give him a bite to eat, huh?"

"OK, Renamon" said Guilmon "and I bet I got to pay for it, right?"

"No, Guilmon. I'll do it this time. Oh, I almost forgot. I need to go the bank today to get some money" Renamon said "Can you guys wait for me at the burger shop while I get some?"

"OK" Terriermon said.

"See ya there" Guilmon said.

As they went their own way, no one saw Impmon watching them.

"Darn! That pipsqueak dinosaur is still with Renamon!" Impmon snarled "I have to get rid of him so I can take her all to myself. Wait a second, I shall meet them at the burger shop. I shall take over one of the shops and pretend to be a worker. And then I saw get rid of that dino-pest once and for all!"

At the burger shop, Impmon got there before Guilmon and Terriermon do. He knocked out the staff and put on a chef hat and apron.

At last, Guilmon and Terriermon were outside the shop.

"Hmm. Why is there only one burger shop here? Me has a bad feeling about this" Guilmon said.

"Ah come on Guilmon" Terriermon said "It's time for me to eat. Let's go inside."

As they entered, Impmon turned to them. They haven't recognise him.

"Ah, welcome customers" said Impmon.

"Hey" the two said.

"It's your lucky day. Today, you can have as many burgers as you can have" Impmon said.

"Free burgers?!" Terriermon gasped.

"We got to tell Renamon this" Guilmon said.

"I'm here. So there free burgers?" Renamon asked as she came in "OK. I guess Guilmon and I can go for a drink while Terriermon have all the burgers he want."

"Great. 1,0000 burgers please" Terriermon said.

"Uh oh" Impmon said under his breath and then said "Sure. A 1,0000 coming right up. I can't seem to deny a demand."

So Impmon got to work and he had a lot of make a lot. Terriermon is a good patient. Guilmon and Renamon however, has fallen asleep.

'This is taking a long time. I need to get that dino-brat out of the way while I steal Renamon' Impmon thought.

Guilmon woke up suddenly. As he woke up, Renamon woke up.

"What's wrong Guilmon?" asked Renamon.

"Blow me down! I just thought of something. How can any shop sells 1,0000 burgers just for free?" Guilmon asked "that's' something that puzzles me."

"I found it confusing to me too" Renamon said.

"Hey, I wonder where my meal will come up" asked Terriermon.

"It's almost done" Impmon called.

"Well, hurry up" Terriermon said.

'Wait. The storage room. Yes. I got it!' thought Impmon. "Oh, dear me."

"What?" asked Renamon.

"I need five more burgers in the storage room. Hey, can one of you help me? I need some help" Impmon said.

"I guess I'll help, shiver me timbers" Guilmon sighed.

"Thanks man. This way" Impmon said as he led Guilmon to the storage room first. He opened the door and said "You first, sailor digimon."

"Well, OK" Guilmon said and he entered. "Hmm… there's a lot of food here but where's the burgers?" Just then, Impmon locked the door behind him. "What the…?"

"Hahaha! Fool! You fell for it. Now Renamon's mine. So long, pip-squeak!" Impmon cackled and left.

"Blow me down! It's Impmon!" Guilmon gasped.

"Guilmon?" Renamon called "are you OK back there?"

"He won't be" Impmon said getting rid of his hat and apron.

"IMPMON!!!" Renamon screamed and tried to escape but Impmon grabbed her.

"Come on, cutie!" And he ran out the store.

"HELP! GUILMON, HELP!" Renamon screamed.

"Guilmon!" Terriermon called "Renamon got kidnapped again!"

"Oh my gosh. Renamon's in danger. I got to get out of here!" Guilmon said. Then he noticed something in a box. Some bread. "Ah… Silly Impmon. Time for me to get me some bread."

(Popeye theme played)

Guilmon grabbed the bread and ate it. As he did that, his muscles grew bigger like Goku giving Vegeta a huge punch and he crashed through the door breaking himself and said to Terriermon "the store is yours" and ran out super fast.

"Hey cool" Terriermon smiled as he grabbed a handful of burgers and ate them.

"HELP!" Renamon cried as she was still carried off by Impmon.

"Save your screaming, baby" Impmon smirked. Then his smirk die when he saw Guilmon gaining on him "WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE!"

Guilmon grabbed Renamon from him and twirl his fist and punched Impmon sending him flying and crashing into a wall. Guilmon carefully put Renamon down and said "I'll be back, sweetie."

He stepped in front of a dazzed Impmon.

"How did you get so strong?" Impmon groaned.

"Cause I eat me bread" Guilmon said as he twirls up his fist "Hope you enjoy your trip to Pluto, Impmon. Bye."

And he punched Impmon so hard upwards, he flew out of the earth and landed on the planet Pluto.

Impmon sat on Pluto very cold "I hate that pppip-squeak!" he snarled.

Back on earth…

"Guilmon, my hero" Renamon smiled as she kissed Guilmon on the cheek.

Guilmon chuckled and sang "I'm strong to the finish, 'cuz I eat me bread, I'm Guilmon the Sailor Digimon" and with some blows from his pipe and he smiled.

A/N: Now I am taking requests now. Please tell me what you want me to do in the reviews and I will do it. Well, see ya later.