Okay, so, I've gotten stuff like
"This doesn't make any sense in several places you should consider fixing it."
But that's the point
This story is literally just a clusterfuck of random. Seriously, it's not supposed to make sense, that's the point of it.
It's just good old t-rated fun, because, why not screw these characters up as much as I can?
Disclaimer: even though I'm screwin' 'em up, I don't own these characters, sadly.
After Mai and Naru started dating (which Yasu immediately took credit for), they started spending...a bit of time in his office. Ayako Matsuzaki and Houshou Takigawa, should've been afraid. Very afraid. However, they were quite oblivious to the schemes of the young couple.
"Okay, so, spiking your tea was their idea, so, we'll show them how it feels." Mai stated with a small smirk. Naru gave her his own.
"Sounds like a good idea...but you have to be able to keep a straight face, you'd ruin it otherwise." He told, raising an eyebrow, hiding his amusement.
Mai, having grown used to it by now, refused the bait.
"Whatever Narcissist." She said, "I'll be careful." And she left, leaving Naru in his office alone. And he certainly didn't pout [as long as that helps you sleep at night, my friend].
But it was too easy. The idiots would walk in any minute now and Mai would serve them tea as always.
Pulling out a small compact mirror, Mai practiced her straight face at her desk. She could do this, she could!
"Um, Jou-Chan, what are you doing...?" Mai flinched and looked up to see an amused Bou-San looking down at her with an eyebrow raised.
Damn, I didn't hear him come in...
"Something." She replied, thanking whoever was listening that her practice made perfect. At least in this scenario. "Where's Ayako?"
"How should I know where that Old Hag is?" Bou-San answered testily. Mai raised an eyebrow.
"Who are you calling 'Old Hag' you oaf!?" Came the enraged screech from behind them. Mai smothered a smirk behind her hand. Thankfully, Bou-San and Ayako where already too deep in the throws of their argument to notice.
Taking her chance, Mai got up and whipped up the 'Special Tea' that Ayako and Bou-San had so generously given her the idea for.
It didn't take very long at all. Not. At. All.
"Wow. What lightweights..." Mai muttered as Bou-San twirled himself around the room, laughing hysterically. Mai, just for good measure, was taping the event.
"You're one to talk." Naru commented from beside her. Mai childishly stuck her tongue out at him, at which he smirked.
"Whoa man..." Bou-San slurred, finally stopping his twirling. He looked about ready to hurl. "I'm so dizzy..." Ayako giggled from where she was laying on the floor.
"You're silly." She said. Mai bit her lip to keep from laughing. Ayako jumped up and put her hands on Bou-San's shoulders.
"Stop twirling." She said.
"But...why...?" Bou-San pouted.
"Because." Ayako squinted at him intensely. "You're doing it wrong." And with that she grabbed his hands and started spinning around with him, singing a song rather loud and off-key. Bou-San smiled brightly and joined in, not sounding much better.
In his office, Lin resisted the urge to beat his head on the desk.
"Wait! Wait! Ayako!" Bou-San stopped suddenly.
"What~?" Ayako demanded.
"Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal, let's dO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL."
They both proceeded to do The YES Dance. Mai had to hide her face in Naru's shoulder to keep from bursting out laughing.
"Wait, wAIT, HOUSHOU." Ayako all but screeched.
"WAHT."
"We gotta...we gotta solve the crime!"
'Crime?' Mai mouthed at Naru, who shrugged in reply.
"INDEED WATSON." Bou-San replied, louder than necessary.
"Wait. WHY AM I WATSON!?" Ayako demanded.
"Because...you are."
"Oh I bet you I'm not!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Then prove it!"
"I will!" And with that, Ayako grabbed Bou-San's hand and was out the door.
She wasn't sure what happened, but all Ayako knew was that her head was pounding but she didn't want to get up cause she was warm and cozy. She could stay here all day, cuddled and wrapped up in the arms of...
WAIT, WHAT!?
Ayako's eyes shot open, and the first thing she caught sight of was the bare, admittedly toned, chest of a man. Biting her lip, she dared to look up, and shrieked when she did.
"TAKIGAWA!?"
She shot up, waking the sleeping man in the process.
"Wha...?" Bou-San slowly opened his eyes, which shot wide open when he saw the face of one Ayako Matsuzaki, who's face was about as red as her hair.
He could feel the heat rising to his cheeks when he saw the dress on his coworker...of lack thereof. He cleared his throat and looked away, grabbing the nearest piece of clothing-his t-shirt-and handed it back to Ayako without looking back at her.
"Thanks..." She said softly, slipping the shirt on over herself.
"What happened last night...?" Bou-San asked. It seemed his hangover was starting to catch up with him.
"I literally have no clue." She said.
"...we got tricked didn't we?"
"Most likely."
"Mai and Naru?"
"Well, there's no doubt about that."
"Buddha help me." Bou-San muttered, holding his head in his hands.
"So..." Ayako studied her nails awkwardly. Bou-San looked back at her again.
"So..."
"Now what?"
"Hell if I know."
"You're such an idiot, Houshou." Ayako muttered. Bou-San smirked, leaning towards her slightly.
"Oh, so now it's Houshou? Whatever happened to 'Old Man'?" Ayako chuckled.
"Doesn't seem very fitting to this situation."
"No...it's not is it?"
"...ugh! Just kiss me you idiot!"
"Don't mind if I do~"
The two were content to just lay there all day, exchanging lazy kisses and just kinda cuddling (cause who doesn't love that?)
However, at some point they where interrupted by Bou-San's phone going off.
It was a video. From Mai.
"Well played, Jou-chan, well played."
yeah. That was...that was that...the ending was slightly awkward but okay...and I don't like this chapter as much as the others...I didn't think Monk and Ayako would be that tough but damn!
But hey! I finished the chapter! Yay me!