A Stupid Pointless Survey
Written by: Adventure-Seeking-Juliet
When: Listening to music, like always.
Disclaimer: It is not owned by I, no matter if I wish it was or not.
A/N This is Han Solo...um some of the details are sketchy because I'm not sure where he was born and stuff, but anyways, Please review or I shall lose confidence.
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What is your full name? Solo. Han Solo.
Is the name you put down your real name? Yeah...I think...maybe *shrugs*
If it's not, then what is your real name? IT IS MY REAL NAME!
Have you ever been in love? *sighs in content*
Are you evil? I'm roughishly handsome, does that count?
Do you regret past decisions? What do you mean? I ALWAYS make RIGHT decisions!
Do you have children? Not that I know of...
Are you an important person? Hell yeah, and I look good to!
Where were you born? Don't kown, Don't care.
What is your favorite color? Any color they all look great on me.
What's your mother's name? All I konw is she must of been a looker to have given birth to me.
Your father's name? WTF is with the pointless questions?!
Do you anger easily? Yeah, do you wanna see?
Who is your best friend? Luke, he's cool for a kid.
Who do you hate most? Darth Vader! He could have ruined my good looks ya know!
What were you doing this time two weeks ago? I was in carbon freeze, freezing my ass of, that's what.
Do you like to fly? HELL YEAH!
Are you lonely? No.
Who do you miss the most? No one...take that back, the Falcon.
Where's your favorite place in the Universe? Wherever they serve Corellian rum. *licks lips*
What is your current mood? Hungry.
What's one dream you wish had come true, that didn't? Uh I...was rich?
Do you rebel against authority? NO, duh, who are you people anyway...you sure are asking some stupid questions.
Are you a rebel? As long as I'm paid.
Are you famous? Well now that you mention it...
Are you a hero? Maybe. Maybe not.
Do you know of a rising hero? Probably Luke.
Are you power hungry? Who needs power when you have MY good looks?
Have you lost the love of your life? No, and I don't plan on it.
Are you alone? No, thanks to that blasted protocol droid I'll never be!
Do you like pie? Chocolate only.
Did you enjoy this survey? No, now I'm going to shoot it with my handy blaster...
A/N Next up is Emperor Palpatine.