HOLY HELL, COULD IT BE ANY FUCKING HOTTER?

LIKE SERIOUSLY, IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE IN SATAN'S ASS CRACK ITS SO HOT, FUCKING TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, DOUSE YOUR SELF IN WATER. DO SOMETHING.

Okay, okay. I'm calm. But it is really fucking hot, and you are dying of thirst, the amount of times the band director said "One more time, then we'll take a break" was just giving you false hope, but maybe if you show excellence in this next formation, he'd be willing to not let you die from dehydration.

"Mark Time! Move and, dut dut dut"

Dave screamed at the top of his lungs to initiate the movement, but hell, it wasn't like he had to cause everyone ears to bleed, you yell a lot sure, but I mean, it's not like it's /THAT/ loud.

Everything was going perfectly, your movements were brisk, smooth, and you were marching like a pro. However, it being just your luck, someone had to just trip. Now who in the hell would do tha-

You cut your thought process as you turn around to see who took the spill, of course it was someone in your section, to be exact, it was Mr. Clumsy himself. John Egbert.

You dont know what this guys case is, he thinks he is friends with everyone who is forced to make his acquaintance. Of course, you have devised a way to deal with the guy, it's called "Avoiding." Yet even then he seems to always find a way to pop up around or near you.

"Egbert! Get on your feet!"

You sound like an air horn when the movement ends, you are /really/ pissed at this guy.

"Ah S-sorry Karkat! I tripped over a hole in the ground and- "

"Look, it's fine John, just get up."

John picks up his instrument and dusts himself off when he returns to his feet, you;re about to unload on him about watching where he steps before you're cut off by the director.

"Alright, uh...Take Five. When you get back go to Movement 1 to start a run through."

You scoff at this exclamation, you don't really care, you want the fucking water. As you approach to grab a bottle, someone grabs at your shoulder and spins you around.

"Alright Egbert, What is i- .."

Well, it certainly isn't John, however, It's Jade, she holds two bottles in her hand and hands one to you.

"Hehe, thought I was John?"

"That guy is everywhere, I wouldn't be surprised if he was the Air that I was breathing."

Jade let out a slight giggle before returning to the conversation.

"So, are we still on for later today? Y'know, hanging out and practicing."

HOLYFUCKINGSHIT HOW THE HELL COULD YOU FORGET SOMETHING YOU WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO.

"Oh yeah! Definitely. I'll swing by after this practice."

"Alright, I'll see you then hehe.."

A speaker system kicks on, signaling that the Band Director has something to say.

"Alright, back on the fiel-

Okay that was not even close to five minutes so you're going to tune him out, and enjoy this liquid sex that is bottled water. After downing it you make it back to your spot in time, the run thorugh goes great and you find yourself sweaty as hell, and decide to remove your shirt, which in turn draws attention from the color guard. Those girls, and one guy, would look at anything for days that had a somewhat attractive body, so you just shrug it off and begin moving off the field, practice is over, and you will be accompanying Jade soon...after you take a shower.