"Oh goddess." Willow said, her hand going to her throat

"Just breathe." Chris Jericho reminded her, stepping up behind her.

"There're so many people."

"They won't hurt you."

"But they're watching me."

"That's not so bad."

She turned to glare up at him. "Well you're probably used to it Mr. Big Shot wrestler."

He gave her a smile. "I don't deny that. But you get used to it."

"Get used to it?" She asked, a horrified look on her face. "I don't want to get used to it, I want to go into the back."

She turned to the back but he grabbed her around the waist.

"You're going have to go out there for now."

"Please don't make me." Willow pleaded, staring up at him with big innocent eyes.

"If you don't really want to..." He stopped. "Wait a sec, nice try but it's not going to work."

Willow crosses her arms, her lips turning into a pout. "Aw Phooey."

"So I'm thinking after this, we can go somewhere and see who has a nicer ass."

Faith looked up at Edge in disbelief. "Dude, I'm gonna end up in jail and you wanna compare asses?"

He nodded a big wolfish grin coming to his face.

Faith stared at him before shrugging. "Okay, sounds cool to me."

"I'm so stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid." Dawn punctuated this with continuous hits to the head.

"Hey stop that." Jeff Hardy said, grabbing her wrist. "You're not stupid."

"Yes I am." She moaned. "Why did I let Faith talk me into this? She always lands me in trouble."

"Don't worry we won't let anything happen."

"You're going to stop them from arresting us?" Dawn asked.

Jeff nodded. "Yup." He replied with confidence

"And if you don't?"

"I'll come visit you in jail."

Dawn gasped as she tried to make another run for it.

"I'm just kidding."

"Oh very reassuring." She snapped, glowering at him.

"Sorry." He replied with a sheepish smile.

"You don't have the best way with words, do you?"

"Not really, I usually leave the talking to my brother."

Dawn rolled her eyes. "Oh great, the one guy who wouldn't mind seeing us in jail." She muttered.

"Ladies." Eric Bischoff was saying to them as they slowly made their way to the ring.

"Dumb ass." Dawn heard Faith say and she let out a soft giggle.

"Oh so you think it's funny what you did?" Bischoff asked, mistaking Dawn's giggle for something else.

Chris turned to look at everyone. "Just follow my lead."

"Who died and made you boss?" Faith asked.

Chris sighed. "Fine, you talk to him."

"Faith, let him talk, he only wants to help." Willow told the Brunette Slayer.

Faith gave a small nod, "Go for it." She said.

"Sorry." Willow quietly said to Chris.

He shrugged, glaring up at Bischoff.

"So who are you? And how did you get in here?" Bischoff was asking.

"My guests." Chris spoke up, pulling Dawn forward. "Meet my little cousin, Dawn and her good friends Faith and Willow."

"Cousin?" Dawn asked from the side of her mouth.

"You have a better idea?" Chris asked.

Dawn shook her head.

"Your cousin?" Bischoff asked in disbelief. "I saw that tape, it seemed like you didn't know each other."

"Well they wanted to prank Hardy and I didn't want a part of it so I told them to act as if they didn't know us but us six have been hanging out all week."

Matt Hardy went to open his mouth but shut it at the dangerous look his little brother was giving him. What was going on?

"I don't believe you." Bischoff said.

Faith wasn't able to keep quiet any longer, she grabbed the mic from Chris. "You heard the man, D and C are cousins, deal with it. You got a problem, you'll be answering to me."

Bischoff's eyes narrowed. "Is that a challenge?"

Faith raised her chin and sneered. "So what if it is?" She asked, ignoring the guys whispers, telling her to be quiet, she broke away from all them, walking towards the ring.

"In that case, I'm sure Matt Hardy would love to have a match against you."

The crowd broke out into cries of boos. Faith nodded in agreement, she wasn't worried, neither were Dawn or Willow as they rolled their eyes, used to Faith's ways. Their three new friends thought otherwise as they all started protesting.

Matt Hardy grabbed the mic, the first one to speak. "There is no way in hell I am fighting a woman, especially one who has no experience."

"Hey who are you to say I have no experience?" Faith asked, outraged. "I have lots of experience." She said, licking her lips at Matt.

Bischoff grabbed the mic back. "You either fight her or I'll put her in a match with Lita."

Matt's mouth dropped open in disbelief before he gave a small nod, shooting an apologetic look at Jeff who nodded in understanding. Jeff knew Lita was pregnant and his brother would do anything to keep her out of danger.

"What's your brother thinking?" Edge asked, glaring in the ring.

Jeff sighed. "Lita's pregnant, he doesn't want her to get hurt."

"But he'll kill Faith."

"No he won't. He'll do what he can to not hurt her."

He looked over at the three girls who were now giggling together as they looked up at the ring.

"I can't figure them out." He said shaking his head. "You'd think they would be scared, especially Faith."

Chris shrugged. "Maybe it's that whole Slayer thing she was talking about."

"Hey either way, I'll be glad to nurse her back to health." Edge said, checking out Faith's butt.

Jeff and Chris both shook their heads.

"So when's the fight?" Faith was asking, "Cause if there's one thing I like, it's fighting. It always makes me hungry and horny."

"That is my dream woman." Edge exclaimed, looking at Faith as though she was some kind of Goddess.

"How about now?" Bischoff said.

"Anytime's good for me." Faith said, stepping into the ring.

Bischoff smirked. "That's good, and no outside interference from your friends, otherwise they find themselves in their own match. And if they say no, I'll have you all arrested for harassing one of my Superstars."

"Now wait here one moment." Matt said, grabbing the mic. "This has gone a little too far. I admit I was angry but I only wanted to see who was doing it, I never wanted a match."

Bischoff turned to glare at him. "Didn't I already deal with you? You either fight her or I'll get Lita to."

Matt looked down and sighed in defeat, he only hoped he wouldn't hurt her.

Eric Bischoff left the ring, ushering the other five to the back. He kept looking back and sneering at them.

"So, do you like it hard and fast?"

Matt Hardy's head snapped up as he stared at the brunette in front of him.

"What?"

"Oh you heard me, Cowboy." She stepped closer to him. "I said, do you like it, hard-"

She grabbed him by the shoulders and pulled him closer.

"-And fast?"

Hooking her right leg behind him, she gave him a small push, sending him tumbling to the ground. She quickly straddled him making sure to squirm and make him uncomfortable.

"Or do you prefer nice and slow?"

… … …

"How come you don't seem worried?" Chris Jericho asked as he paced the Gorilla position behind the curtain.

Willow and Dawn who were whispering and giggling quietly to one another looked up at him.

"Worried about what?" Willow asked.

Jeff looked at them in surprise. "Your friends out there in a wrestling match with a trained wrestler. A guy to top it off. My brother's a good guy but he'll do what he can to protect Lita."

Dawn waved him off with her hand. "Faith's a big girl. Who's Lita?"

"Matt's girlfriend or fiancée or something. I don't know right now. But she's pregnant and it's really a long story."

"Perhaps we can talk about it after when they tell us why they're not worrying about Faith." Jericho said, giving the girls a pointed look.

"Or why she is so easily kicking Hardy's ass." Edge said, watching the monitor.

The other two wrestlers scrambled over to watch the match.

"Holy shit."

"How the hell did she do that?"

"That's amazing."

"Remind me to never piss her off."

"I bet you she's great out of the ring too."

"Edge, get your mind out of the gutter."

"Never actually said anything. Where's your mind?"

Eventually, they noticed they were the only ones running commentary. The two girls weren't paying the slightest bit of attention. They had gone back to whispering and giggling in quiet voices.

"What are you two whispering about?" Jeff asked, looking a bit nervous.

Dawn looked up and flashed him a flirtatious grin. "We're planning our escape."

"What about Faith? Don't you care how she's faring?"

"Nope, she'll win." Willow said.

"How are you so confident?" Chris asked.

"Cause we know Faith, She'll win."

Sure enough the bell rang and Edge turned to them.

"She won."

"See?" Dawn said.

Jeff sat down beside her. "You're not really thinking of escaping, are you?"

Dawn looked at him in mock horror. "And pass up the chance for you to take us out to a club. Forget it, we're staying, unless the club is lame. Then we leave you three to dance with yourselves. Which, when I think about it, is really funny."

Faith walked into the back, looking totally fine and not even out of breath.

"That was fun, I want to do that again."

"You didn't hurt him, did you?" Willow asked, sounding concerned, but Chris thought it was all wrong. She should've been concerned about Matt Hardy hurting her not the other way around.

"Red, the man almost pushed you down the stairs-"

"My brother almost pushed you down the stairs?" Jeff asked in disbelief.

Faith rolled her eyes at him. "Where were you earlier. It was the whole reason we're here."

"It was an accident." Dawn explained. "But he was rather rude and he didn't even apologize."

"Did you hurt him?" Willow interrupted their conversation.

Faith sighed. "No. It was a good clean fight and it didn't last long."

"Where did you learn to fight?" Matt Hardy asked, limping into the back.

"Faith." Willow cried. "You said you didn't hurt him."

"Oh I thought you meant like the disfiguring kind of hurt, I'm sure he's fine." She slapped him on the back sending him flying forward.

"Yes, peachy." He gasped after he regained his footing.

"See?" Faith said, smirking at Willow.

"If I didn't know better, I'd think you were playing me and you do know how to wrestle." Matt said to Faith.

"I've never had any formal training but I do know how to kick ass pretty good."

"She can touch it pretty good too." Edge piped up.

Everyone ignored him as Matt turned to Willow. "Look, I'm sorry about the stair thing. It was wrong of me. I was angry but I shouldn't have taken it out on you and just left you after your friend almost saved you."

Willow nodded. "It's okay. Now that wasn't so bad, was it?"

"But that doesn't mean we're going to apologize for that quarter thing cause that was damn funny." Faith said, breaking out into laughter.

Matt began to turn red.

"Hey look." Dawn said, pointing to the monitor. "It's that creepy guy that made Faith wrestle."

Everyone turned to watch Eric who was in his office talking to an interviewer.

"No, I don't know who those damn girls are but I assure you that Jericho's cousin or not, I will make their time here miserable."

At this Faith let out a loud snicker.

"Yes, because next week sees all three of them in a match. Their opponents will be a surprise."

He turned to the camera and smiled what Willow thought was supposed to be an evil smile but hey, she had been evil and he was pathetic.

"How have you been evil?" Chris asked from beside her.

She looked up at him in surprise. "Huh?"

"You said you've been evil."

She realized what he was talking about. "I spoke that out loud, huh?"

Faith snicker was enough answer.

"Let's pretend that was never said."

"Oh no, not going to happen."

"Hey, I owe you nothing." She glared up at him.

"I just saved your ass. I mean if you want, you can go to jail."

She crossed her arms as her eyes narrowed.

"Nice try buddy, but we're leaving so no story, no jail, and no wrestling matches next week."

Immediately Faith and Dawn were protesting.

"Wills, I don't want to leave, they're going to take us out. When was the last time we went clubbing. When was the last time we had any fun."

"Aww Red, I like it here. I get to fight and not get in trouble for it. It was so cool. We should stay and chill here for a bit, see what happens."

Willow turned to glare at both of them. "Then we'll have to tell them everything, they already know too much."

"And we wouldn't mind hearing more." Edge said. "Besides, I think Faith needs to be nursed back to health."

Dawn let out a snort as she looked at Faith.

"You know you never really struck me as the type to play naughty nurse."

Faith gave a leering smile. "Nah, I'm more into playing school girl."

Edge's eyebrows shot up as he started thinking of all the possibilities.

"They'll never believe us." Willow protested.

"Why don't you let us decide that." Jeff was saying.

Willow looked at everyone before throwing her hands up in defeat. "Fine. We'll stay for a bit but first sign of trouble and we're out of here."

The other two girls nodded

Jeff leaned closer to Chris. "I think that sounds kind of funny coming from them. Weren't they the ones who started this?"

Willow shot them a glare.

Jeff quickly straightened up and shot her a big smile.

"So how about the clubbing thing?"

Dawn and Faith let out a cheer as they grabbed Edge and Jeff's arm and started dragging them down the hall.

"You'd think they never went out." Willow muttered. "Are you going?" she asked Chris.

He nodded. "You think I'm going to pass up this opportunity? You guys are intriguing."

Willow rolled her eyes. "Are you coming?" She asked Matt Hardy.

He shook his head. "I'll pass, wouldn't want to get into your friends path. Man she's strong."

Willow nodded and still a bit miffed with him, left him standing there and followed her friends.

"You don't seem happy." Chris said, following her.

"No not at all."

"Why?" he asked.

She looked at him. "I lost a perfectly good camera." She deadpanned.

"So Schoolgirl?" Edge asked Faith as they walked a bit behind Dawn and Jeff.

Faith looked up at him. "Why you interested?"

"Is that an invitation?"

"Well we are comparing asses later. I'm thinking that you actually get me in a schoolgirl skirt that I'd win."

Edge's eyes lit up. "I think you're on."

"And I'm also thinking you just said that so you can get me into said skirt."

Edge stared at her with wide eyes. "It's like you can read my mind."

"Or perhaps I'm thinking the same thing." She replied, smirking as he stopped in his tracks and stared at her with an open mouth.

"You guys seem like a crazy bunch."

"We are." Dawn said with a laugh.

"What brings you guys out this way?" Jeff casually asked

Dawn looked away nervously playing with her hair. "That's probably part of the story but we weren't getting along with my sister so we decided to travel for a bit."

"And was Willow really evil? She seems so small and innocent."

Dawn sighed. "Since you'll find out soon, yes she was but she's better now."

"And was Faith always strong."

"For quite a few years, now."

"Is she evil?"

"She was but she's better now too. Except when she embarrasses me, then I wonder."

It was Jeff's turn to look nervous. "What about you? Were you evil?"

Dawn shook her head. "Nah, I was a big green ball of energy and when I became human, a klepto.

"A Klepto?"

"Klepto."

… … …