Title: Damn It All
Universe: Kingdom Hearts
Theme/Topic: Axel only wanted some pizza…
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: Axel, Xaldin, Demyx, Roxas
Warnings/Spoilers: None (so far as I can tell)
Word Count: 476
Summary: Axel annoys Xaldin for the heck of it, so he goes out to get himself some pizza. Unfortunately he won't be feeling as happy when he returns…
Song: I Am – Killing Heidi
A/N: Celebrating Axel month! Yay!
Disclaimer: If KH was mine Axel would not have died and would've gotten his heart back (to fall in love with my character ;P), so I obviously don't own it.

Damn It All

"Caaan, can you do the can-can? I can do the can-can-"

"Shut up Axel!" yelled Xaldin from the kitchen. "I can't stand that song."

There was a pause.

"CAAAN, CAN YOU DO THE CAN-CAN? I CAN DO THE-"

"Shut up you bastard, do you want dinner or not?"

There was another pause, even longer than the first. Xaldin had thought he'd found peace, but then…

"Caaan, can you order pizza? I can order pizza. Ha ha ha suck shit! Yeah!" sang Axel, laughing as he finished and teleported away to Twilight Town to get himself some pizza.

Xaldin made stabbing motions in his direction, while Demyx laughed and cried at the same time – he was cutting onions – trying not to let Xaldin see for fear of being stabbed himself.

Axel walked down the street with pizza box in hand, whistling the Can-Can in between bites.

"Hey, Axel right?" asked a kid behind him.

He turned around, and blanched as Roxas and his friends stood there. It wasn't so much that his ex-best friend was standing there, it was because he was wearing stuff he'd stolen off Demyx ('cept the top, it was his).

He stood their in skinny, black, hipster jeans and a short red t-shirt which read "We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn!" and chucks which were currently untied. He had somehow managed to get a black bandana over his hair, and had a smiley face earring in his left earlobe. Basically he looked like a man-whore.

"Um, yes?" he asked, closing his box of pizza.

"Asides from asking what the hell you're wearing, what are you doing here?" he asked, going from apathetic to angry in a sec.

'Must remember, I'm dealing with a hormonal teenager who thinks I'm a stalker.' He though to himself before he started talking.

"Dude, I'm only getting myself some dinner. I'm sorry that I somehow managed to get to you're side of town to do so." He said, pointing to his pizza box.

Roxas raised and eyebrow. "Oh really?"

"Roxas, who is this guy?" asked Hayner, tapping Roxas on the shoulder.

"He tried to kidnap me a couple of days ago."

"What!?" asked Hayner, shocked.

"Guys, guys! I'm off duty! I respect your decision to stay, I was just following orders!" he exclaimed, waving his free hand in front of his face.

'How the hell did I wind up in the fake Twilight Town in the first place?' he wondered as the teens advanced on him.

"Shit, well I guess I'll have to see you tomorrow, Roxas. Later." He said, teleporting back to The World That Never Was.

Axel slid down the wall of his room. The pizza sat forgotten on his desk and the bandanna and chucks had been thrown at the wall in an effort to relieve some tension.

"Damn it all." He mumbled.