Well, here's the third chapter of Ed, Edd n Eddy In Italy. What Ed-ventures await Bella and the Eds in this chapter? Will Eddy survive his brother? I won't give any spoilers. So you'll just have to read on! (YAY!) Sorry this is up late. My internet was a piece of crap yesterday.


"Oh, I can't believe him!"

It was tomorrow, and when Bella heard what Eddy's brother did, she wished that her dad had never won that contest. She wanted to go home. "Yeah, Lumpy ran in trying to save me, but my bro got him, too," Eddy said. Eddy had a black eye. (Oh, how I hate Eddy's brother)

Ed had a bloody nose and a black eye as well. "Eddy's brother hurts, guys!" Ed exclaimed. Bella rolled her eyes. "No kidding, Ed," She said rather rudely. "Sorry," she said, shaking her head, "I'm just so mad right now. I'm starting to wish my dad never won that stupid contest.

"Oh, come now, Bella. Surely you jest," Double D said. Bella shook her head. "Yeah, I wish you were here, too," Eddy said, "I really miss you." Bella smiled a little. "Oh, it's ok Eddy," Bella said, "At least we can talk." Eddy sighed. "Yeah, I know," Eddy said, "It's just not the same."

"Could it be?" Eddy's brother said, standing in the doorway. "Oh, come on, bro! Not again!" Eddy said. Eddy's brother ignored him. "Could it be that little Eddy's gone soft?" He asked, laughing. (I hate Eddy's brother. I can't stress that enough) Bella growled in her throat like a cat. "So what?" She said.

Eddy's brother took the laptop again. "'So what?'" Eddy's brother repeated, "It means that he's gone soft!" (I couldn't think of another reason) Bella couldn't take it anymore. "So what?!" she exclaimed, "So what he misses me? That's completely normal! There's nothing wrong for a person to miss there friends!" (You go, girl!)

Just then, a voice called from all four screens. "Time for school!" Eddy grabbed his laptop back and signed off. Then Ed, Bella and Double D signed off, too. As Bella and Double D walked to school, they met up with Nicole. "(Hello. How has your morning been?)" Nicole asked, smiling.

"(Horrible.)" Bella growled. Nicole looked at Bella. "(Why?)" Nicole asked. Bella explained about what happened. She also explained about there life back in Peach Creek. Double D looked at the two girls talking and felt left out. He didn't like not being able to understand anyone.

Double D knew that he might be left out by the other kids, what with him not being able to understand them, and they not being to understand him. But he always thought that Bella would hang out with him.

At the end of the day, when Bella and Double D went home, Nicole tagged along. She said she wanted to meet Ed and Eddy. She wasn't that fond of meeting Eddy's brother. When they got in the chat-room that night, Bella introduced Nicole to Ed and Eddy, and visa-versa.

Bella said that she would put English subtitles on, so that everyone could understand Nicole. Bella also told the Eds to put on Italian subtitles, so that there words would appear Italian so that Nicole could understand them. Bella would talk in Italian so that Nicole could understand her, so the subtitles of Bella's screen would translate her words, too.

"(So, anyway, how's life in Peach Creek, apart from the fact that Eddy's pain of a brother is back?)" Bella asked. Ed and Eddy read Bella's words before responding. "Well, yeah. Apart from that, everything's pretty good," Eddy said. Nicole read Eddy's words. "Yeah!" Ed exclaimed, "Sarah is nice now, guys! She was sorry for what Eddy's brother did."

"(Who is Sarah?)" Nicole asked. "She is my now sweet and kind baby sister!" Ed explained. "Yeah, she used to be really mean," Eddy complained, "A real brat." Suddenly, a fifth box popped up on the screen. It was Sarah. "I heard that!" she yelled. She looked at Nicole.

"Who's the new girl?" Sarah asked. Bella told Sarah to put on Italian subtitles, then she explained about Nicole. "Well, it's nice to meet you," Sarah said, "So guys, how's life in Italy going?"

"(Apart from the fact that I can't beat up Eddy's brother?)" (Yeah. I'm that bad when I'm mad) Bella asked, "(Yeah, life's pretty good.) They all laughed. "Man, I wish I could talk to all the kids.)" Bella said. "Me too," Double D agreed. "Well then, why don't we have a chat party?" Sarah suggested.

Everyone agreed, and Ed sent out the invites, telling them to put on Italian subtitles. In about two minutes, another box popped up. "Hiya, boys!" It was the Kankers. Eddy glared at Ed over the internet. "You invited them?!" Eddy yelled. Just then, another box popped up. "Is this doohicky working?" It was Rolf. "Because Rolf is stumped about the using of such devises."

"It's working, Rolf," Bella sighed, "You just need to back up a bit." Rolf backed up and then put on the Italian subtitles. Then two boxes popped up. It was Kevin and Nazz. "Hey everybody!" Nazz exclaimed. "Yo, what up?" Kevin asked. Bella counted the kids.

"I believe we are still missing some kids," she announced. Just then, another box popped up. It was Jonny and Plank. "Hey! Did someone chat request me?" Jonny said. Ed raised his hand. "Now we only need Jimmy," Double D said. "Yeah, what's taking Curly so long?" Eddy asked, annoyed.

Just as he finished his sentence, Jimmy's box popped up on the screen. "Sorry I took awhile," Jimmy said, "I was getting a snack and didn't see the chat request." He held up a banana. "It's ok, Jimmy," Double D, "Just put on the Italian subtitles, please."

When Jimmy did, Kevin looked at Ed's screen. "Hey, Ed. You still haven't told us why we need these subtitles," Kevin pointed out. "(Well, the reason is that I have a friend here who doesn't understand English.)" Bella explained. Kevin read the subtitles before responding.

"No kidding," Kevin said, "You guys have a new friend?" Bella nodded and introduced everyone. Then she looked surprised. "(Hey, I've just realized something.)" Bella said, "(We've been talking for awhile, and haven't gotten one interruption from Eddy's brother.)"

"Hey, do you see me complaining?" Eddy said. "I don't think she was complaining," Double D explained, "She was just pointing it out. And I too, agree."

"Ah, well," Nazz shrugged happily, "We'll just have to continue without him." Everyone cheered. "Rolf says that the short-Ed-boy's brother might be doing something else," Rolf stated. "I don't like Eddy's brother, Sarah," Jimmy said, shaking. "Don't worry, Jimmy," Sarah said, smiling, "He can't get you."

Jimmy smiled at Sarah, then gasped with everyone else. (Why all the gasping? Cuz I like it) "Why is everyone talking about me?" Eddy's brother asked. "Thanks Bella," Kevin said sarcastically, "Ya jinxed it." Bella laughed nervously. "(Whoops.)" Eddy's brother snatched Eddy's laptop once more.

"Who's the new girl?" He asked, referring to Nicole. Nicole glared at Eddy's brother. From what she heard about him, he was very mean. "(This is Nicole.)" Bella explained. Eddy's brother stared at her. "What are ya, speaking Spanish?" Eddy's brother smirked. (HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE ITALIAN LANGUAGE!)

Bella glared at him. "Read the subtitles, idiot," Bella hissed in English, "It's not Spanish. It's Italian." Eddy's brother read the subtitles. "So, her names Nicole, huh?" Eddy's brother asked. Nicole nodded. "(And from what I've heard about you, you're the meanest bully in the town. You torcher your little brother for no reason, you pick on his friends, and and you should be thrown in Jail for what you did when he only asked you for help.)" Nicole ranted. (You go girl!)

Eddy's brother stared at the girl. "Yeah, you beat up my man!" Lee snapped. ella glared at Lee. "(He's not your man.)" Bella hissed, "(He's mine. Though, since I'm a cat, it would be 'Tom cat'.)" Just then, they heard another voice on Eddy's screen. "Hey, get down here!" It was him mother.

"You want me, mom?" Eddy's brother called back. "Yes, you!" His mom yelled. Eddy's brother grumbled and put the laptop down and went downstairs. Eddy stared at the door for a second before jumping back on the bed. "Yahoo!" He yelled, "I actually get to keep talking for once!" (You're welcome!)

Everyone cheered. "So, how're you doin' in Italy, dreamboat?" Marie asked Double D. A few years ago, they had started dating. (That's right! Double D and Marie! Deal with it!) "I'm doing well," Double D said, smiling. Bella suddenly remembered something.

"(Hey, Marie. I have some news for you.)" Bella said, "(Double D, look away from the screen for a minute, so you can't read the subtitles.) Double D looked confused, but looked away just the same. "(Nicole here likes Double D.)" Bella said. Marie read the subtitles and got mad.

"Well, too bad!" Marie yelled, "He's my man, and she can't have him!" Bella told Double D he could look at the screen again. "What did Bella say?" Double D asked. Nicole blushed and looked at Double D. "(She said that I like you, Double D.)" Nicole explained.

Double D blushed. "Oh my," He said. "Yeah, but I already told her to back off!" Marie snapped. Nicole looked at Marie. "(Don't worry. I won't steal him.)" Nicole assured Marie. "Yeah, Marie," May said, "Quit being so worried." Marie glared at her sister. "Easy for you to say," Marie said, "No one but you likes your man."

"Girls are icky, guys!" Ed yelled. All the girls glared at Ed, then all said at once "GIRLS AREN'T ICKY!" Ed looked scared. "Don't hurt me!" He yelled, diving under his blanket. Bella rolled her eyes. "(We can't hurt you over the internet, stupid.)" Bella snapped. Eddy snickered at Bella's insult.

"I'm rubbing off on ya, Bella," Eddy said. Bella's eyes widened. "(Oh dear. I was kinda mean, wasn't I?)" Bella asked. Everyone nodded and Bella stood up. "(I gotta go.)" Bella said, "(I need to do something to balance out the universe.) (LOL!) And with that, Bella logged off. She rushed out the door to pick up litter.

Nicole appeared on Double D's screen. He put on English subtitles and Italian subtitles, so that Nicole could still understand him. "What does she mean 'balance out the universe?'" Nazz asked. Everyone shrugged except Jonny. "She meant that because it was unlike her to be mean, she has to do something nice to replace it!" Jonny explained.

Everyone looked at Jonny. "Plank told me!" Jonny said, holding up the piece of wood. "(What's with the piece of wood?)" Nicole asked. "Don't ask," Everyone except Jonny replied at the same time.


Well, that's the end of Ed, Edd n Eddy In Italy chapter 3. Oh, how I hate Eddy's brother in this chapter. But, I guess I did make him say that stuff. But in the show that's how he acts. So that's how he acts in this FanFic. What Ed-ventures await Bella and Double D in Italy in the next chapter? Stay tuned to find out.