Gaz's Unexpected Romance
Chapter Three
When Dib came home that day from chasing Zim, he saw something in the living room that he would never forget.
Just seeing Gaz with company was strange enough, but on top of that he had walked in on them when they were necking! Gaz having a boyfriend was the last thing he ever would have expected.
Immediately he turned around and carefully exited, closing the door behind him without making a sound. Even with the door closed, he forced himself to stifle a roar of laughter. Gaz would kill him a) if he saw her like this and b) if he ever laughed at her.
He watched at the window until they stopped their passionate kissing and resumed playing video games. Only then did he cautiously open the door and hold his breath so he wouldn't explode with laughter as he made his way through the living room toward the stairs.
All the way to his room he could hear them bickering like an old married couple.
"I'm a better gamer than you!"
"As if. I am the better gamer."
"But I'm still the better gamer! "
"No, I am the better gamer, you know."
"No you can't be because I'm the better gamer!"
"I distinctly told you I am the better gamer. So there."
"Yabbut I'm the ultimate gamer and the master of all that is videogamey so there TOO nyah!"
Dib was certain that even professional paranormal investigators never got to see anything stranger than Gaz necking with a kid like Iggins.
The end.
There! Laugh your head off, flame my ass off, I don't care! In a fandom which has bitter enemies Zim and Dib falling in love, anything's fair game! D