Isn't Stupidity Contagious? (Sequel to Stupidity at its Best) Ch 3
Sorry if these next few chapters are weird…It's New Year's Eve and hopefully I'll have this chapter done before 2009. You'll read it tomorrow regardless. I'm watching Dark Knight and loving it. I'll probably watch it a few more times. :D That'll explain what's going on in my mind. Hopefully these chapters won't be too emotastic. XD Happy New Year, let's hope that 2009 is better than 2008. I know you don't want to hear my rant about last year so I won't bother you with it. Last year wasn't the best year I've had in my fifteen years of life, so let's hope that 2009 is better. May this next year be amazing and may all your wishes become realities, as long as they're reasonable.
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I don't own Naruto. If I did, Kishimoto-sama wouldn't own it. I would. Yay.
It's been two weeks since my arrival in Konoha. A few days after I came here, Arashi took a long 'mission' (She made quotation marks with her fingers when she said mission. My not stupid side told me not to ask), a month at least. She was thrilled about it and I swear she was humming when she left. I was placed under the care of Kakashi, meaning that I have to go everywhere he goes. Thanks SO much Arashi.
"Alright you guys," He says one early morning. Well, it had been early. We were down by the memorial stone for almost two hours but I didn't say anything. I may be stupid but I know when someone is mourning. It had been weird the first day but I apologized for the loss afterwards on the first day. He'd smiled behind his mask like it was nothing but I knew it hurt. I could see it in his eyes. "We're going on a mission," My pocket moves a little, feeling the sudden tension in the air. I slip my hand inside and "accidentally" poke Kisu in the eye…Oh Kami I'm hoping it's his eye.
"What kind of mission?" Naruto asks crossing his arms. Sai fake smiles.
"Don't worry Naruto, it'll be fun," He says with that same smile.
"Yeah Naruto, it'll be fun," Kakashi says closing his eye in a smile.
"What. Kind. Of. Mission?" He growls, his eye twitching a little.
"An escort mission for the daimyo of our village." The Kyuubi vessel groans loudly.
"An ESCORT?! How boring is that!" He says tilting his head back to the sky.
"C'mon Naruto," I say slinging an arm over his shoulder and putting the other one out to show him the horizon ahead. "Visualize this…You're with the daimyo and us and all of a sudden a group of ninja wanting to kill the daimyo jump out. We're taken out because they're s-ranked. Then who comes to the rescue to save the almost-dead daimyo and us unconscious ninja?"
"Me,"
"Uzumaki Naruto," I say nodding. "You come back to the village hoisted up on our shoulders. You're the hero of the mission. People are throwing money and Cup Ramen at you." OH NOES! TEH EVIL CUP RAMEN! NOUUU~
"Is it cooked?"
"No, no of course not,"
"Then I'm happy. Alright, let's do this!" He says punching the air.
"How'd you do that?" Sakura asks as Naruto runs home to get his ninja mission gear stuff... yeah…
"Stupidity's logic. I told him what he's always wanted to hear," I say happily flashing the victory sign. She blinks a little. "Don't question the stupid people,"
"I don't think I will from now on," She says turning to go home.
Kumori: 2 Sakura: ZERO! My inner yells punching the air in front of her animatedly.
We're amazing. I decide with a smirk.
HELL YES!
The group re-gathers not long after, everyone ready for the mission.
"Alright, alright, woo!" Naruto says bouncing from foot to foot. He's still jazzed from my pep talk. I mentally pat myself on the back.
Good job Kumori, very good job. My inner pats me on the back.
Thank you, I know.
Wow you're egoistic.
Wow
you're b***hy. WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
YOU
HEARD ME! DIE! YOU FIRST! RAAAAAAH!
"We're leaving Kumori," I flinch and turn at just the wrong time to face him. Tripping and falling dramatically forward, I fall on top of him.
"FLABALANCH!" I yell as I fall.
"…!" When we land, our lips meet. Both of our eyes go huge but neither of us are able to rouse ourselves from the shock long enough to pull away.
"Woo-hoo! Go Sai!" Naruto yells when he sees Sai and me. I pull away and glare.
Sai blinks and gets up, offering a hand to me.
"Thank you," I mumble turning bright red as I take his hand. He pulls me to my feet with another fake smile.
"Who would know from looking at you that you're such a great kisser?"
"Thank yo-…What is that supposed to mean?!" He fake smiles, his eyes closed.
"I never would have guessed that someone so ugly could be such a good kisser." He says tilting his head to the side a little. Both Sakura and I hit him on the back of the head. He falls to the ground in slow motion and Naruto squats next to him, poking the fallen ninja with a stick.
"He really sucks when it comes to people, doesn't he?" I ask as we start walking toward the huge a$$ castle thingy where the daimyo lives.
"Yeah," Sakura says running a hand through her short pink hair. I push up my glasses like the nerd I am and sigh.
"It's going to be a long mission,"
"Hey guys wait up!" Naruto yells running after us.
"Run," I say grinning at the rosette. She looks slightly confused but runs after me.
"GUYS!" Naruto yells, a whine creeping into his tone.
"Catch us if you can!" I yell turning my head to stick out my tongue at him. That was another thing to put on my long list of stupid things I've done. I turn back around and smack into a tree. My face is smashed into the bark and my glasses go flying off.
"LOOOOOOOOOOGGED!" Someone off in the distance yells as I slowly peel off said vegetation.
"Ow," I say, my eyes swirling a little.
"Are you alright?" Sakura looks mildly concerned. I giggle a little, seeing all seven of her. Whether it is my lack of glasses or the added pulsing in my head, I don't know.
"I'll be fine, thank you Sakuras one through seven," I say squinting a little to try and see more clearly. The seven Sakuras frown in unison and put their hands on their hips.
"Oh honestly, Kumori. You're worse than Naruto,"
"Hey!" We both say as Kakashi lands next to us, my glasses in his hand.
"Did you lose these?" He asks with a slight deadpan. I mumble an embarrassed thank you and slip them over my eyes.
"Okay…there are still seven Sakuras, seven Sais, seven Narutos, and seven Kakashis. I'm guessing that's a bad thing?"
"You're a medic nin," Kakashi says sighing quietly. "Don't you know how to check yourself for damages?" A sheepish grin finds its way to live on my lips as I itch the back of my neck.
"Um…no?"