I'm pretty sure I don't own Dragon Ball Z or it's

characters...but if I did then I guess I'm complete!

But seriously, I don't own it people! So that would make this a

DISCLAIMER!

Ok you guys...this is it! The winner will be revealed and so will the loser...the problem is who is what? READ!

Books Are For Humans: Chapter 3: Victory is Such Sweet Sorrow

"Well!? Who won woman!?" Vegeta yelled impatiently, though with a smug smile on his face.

Bulma was completely disgusted at the paper she was given. She knew what the words meant, but she never thought someone would ever use them...it was awful. And to think that they were all written correctly...oh well. She hated being the one who had to be the bearer of bad news but she had to make the descision.

Both Saiyans looked at her anxiously. She felt a bit queesy at the sight but took a deep breath and sighed.

"The winner is... Goku," at that moment Goku fist pumped the air while Vegeta just sat dumbfounded.

"That is IMPOSSIBLE! How could this idiot do anything right!? He's a complete and utter buffoon! This was a scam! You two are in cohootz with eachother, is that it!?" Vegeta went beserk.

"Stop being such a sore loser Vegeta. You lost fair and square. It's not like people voted against you... you lost because Goku's paper was better. End of discussion," Bulma explained

"Well Bulma, I think I should be heading home, Gohan needs his training and well so do I," Goku smiled.

"Ah...Yeah, ok. See you tomorrow Goku," Bulma said. She looked over at Vegeta who was looking through the window. What the hell is up with him? Maybe he knew he was going to lose... It was a thought, but Bulma shook her head at the idea. Goku proceded to leave her house and she watched as he disapeared.

She walked back inside her house to find something disturbing. Vegeta was laughing... like a psycho!

Why in th hell was he laughing!? It was awhile before he even noticed her and calmed down.

"Looks like you were expecting this Vegeta," Bulma pointed out. She wanted to know how in the hell did he come into contact with the words he wrote down, he never exactly watched television or went on the internet. He responded to her remark with a shrug. *What is wrong with him? He should be going beserk!? Goku just beat him again! Why in the hell is he laughing!?* she thought. To be honest she was disapointed, she wanted to see some kind of mental explosion from the jerk, but he was completely composed, well not exactly composed, but far from distraut. It was all too bizaarre.

"Why are you laughing?" she asked wide-eyed. This was the firs time she actually saw him laugh, but it this situation isn't something you'd want to remember. Vegeta sounded like he was absolutely insane! Anyone within a mile radius would think that her house was a looney bin!

"Nothing that concerns you weakling!" he spat.

"Well! Sorry for wanting to know why you were laughing like some person who escaped from the insane asylum!" she yelled. He looked at her for a short while before turning away and cracking an evil grin. Now Bulma was starting to get scared. She needed to get it out of him...somehow.

"Vegeta! If you don't tell me I...I won't fix your damn machine ever again!" she said thinking on her feet. He shot back around to face her face.

"If you must know, I let Kakarrot win, because it doesn't matter," he smirked. Bulma was about to roll on the floor laughing at what the Saiyan just said. The day Vegeta lets Goku "win" at something is the day Chi-Chi is okay with Gohan never studying. It was simply proposterous!

"Yeah, okay Vegeta. Listen, we all lose at some point, doesn't mean that we have to lie about it, you'll get over it someday Princey," she chuckled. His expression told her to shut up unless she wanted to die young.

"Listen you just worry about your next lesson for me and the idiot, if you know what's good for you," he scowled. Bulma smiled. She knew she should be afraid, but she wasn't, this was actually amusing her.

"What-ever you say Princey," she shot back. He got up and walked towards he front door. "Going to train?" she asked.

"Hmph" he responded.

"I'll call you when dinner is ready," she replied. Something told her that maybe she should have gone made a different tie breaker.

At the Son house...

"Chi-Chi! I won the test against Vegeta! Fair and square! I wrote all of the alphabet and a word starting with each letter!" Goku cheered.

"Well Goku, you know what?" Chi-Chi asked.

"What?" he countered.

"Gohan was able to do that when he was 4 years old!" she bellowed. Goku just grinned and scratched his head.

So why did Vegeta let Goku win? Well, that part is up to me to decide... Okie dokie, please remember to REVIEW and let me know your guy's thoughts on this. Until next time!