Chapter 3: Sasuke's teacher and the horrible lesson
"Man why did Tsunade have to bother us like that. I was so close to asking Destiny out," Shikamaru said to Sasuke inside there bus.
"Well at least your going somewhere with Destiny while I am stuck in my shell with Nala," Sasuke said.
"Dude. Maybe she likes you but she dosen't want to make a move on you because she is afraid that you may not like her back," Shikamaru hinted.
"And how would you know that," Sasuke said looking at Shikamaru.
"First of all she has those flutry eyes towards you and when ever your around her, she blushes," Shikamaru explained.
Sasuke laid back down without another word. His mind kept on going to Nala. She was such a sweet girl even though she as crazy and seemed happy all the time. Something about made Sasuke really happy. This is the first time in a long time that he was happy. It made him feel a bit awkward, but it made him feel happy.
"Hey you guys I got this move," Sai called out.
Everyone came to the door of the bus and saw Sai holding up something.
"What is it?" Sakura asked.
"OMG," Temari yelled taking the movie out of Sai's hands.
"What is it sis," Konkuro asked.
"This is Family Guy the gay version," Temari said holding up the video to show everyone.
"Eeewww," said all of the guys.
The girls (except Hinata) had a noise bleed. Temari quickly put the movie and they started watching even Sai sat down to watch the movie. All of the guys didn't want to watch the movie so they went to there rooms to try and get some sleep.
"I don't get why girls drule over gay guys," Naruto said going to his bed.
"That is it," Sasuke said.
"What are you thinking Sasuke?" Shikamaru asked scared of the answer.
"I will get Nala acting that I am going out with another guy," Sasuke said.
"That is just wrong," Neji said.
"That is not the way to get a girls heart. At least, Nala's heart," Shikamaru said.
"How do you know that?" Sasuke said.
"Because if she did she would have helped Melody take those gay pictures of us," Lee said.
"That is right. And I am so glad that she didn't use me even though she pulled me in. Thought Lee I want to know how you were in two places at once?" Shikamaru asked.
"Melody told me to make a shadow clone," Lee said shaking at the memory.
"Okay, but how am I going to get Nala's heart?" Sasuke asked the guys.
"Can I come in?" Hinata asked at the door.
"Yep. Were all desent," Garra said.
Hinata came in and she had a tray of cookies and milk and some erbal tea.
"Here I will take that," Naruto said taking the tray off of Hinata's hands.
"That's it," Sasuke said.
"What?" Neji said a bit scared.
"I hope it isn't another one of those gay things," Lee pleaded.
"Nope. Hinata will help me with talking to Nala," Sasuke said telling his plan.
"And why Hinata?" Naruto asked a bit jealous.
"First of all she is the only girl who will actually do the job right and will really concentrate on the mission. Two she is a girl and she is almost like Nala, but I am not in love with Hinata. Get the picture," Sasuke explained.
"Are you going to help him?" Naruto asked.
"Sure," she said.
"Yes," Sasuke said happy.
"On one condition," Hinata said.
"What is it?" Sasuke asked.
Hinata pulled Sasuke to the side and whispered in his ear what the condition was. When she was done whispering in his ear Sasuke went pale. He told Hinata to come closer and he whispered in her ear something and when he was done she nodded.
"Fine," Sasuke said after his color had return.
So Sasuke had help from Hinata so they started.
Before they started Naruto asked "So what was the conditon?"
"You don't wanna know," Sasuke said.
"So when you talk to a girl you have to be yourself and don't worry if you are nervous because I am sure that she is nervous too," Hinata said sitting down on the chair that Neji put.
She did the hand seal to do the Transformation Jutsu. She turned into Nala and when Sasuke saw this his heart started beating really fast.
Sasuke waved at Hinata who looked like Nala. Garra pushed Sasuke toward her so he could go to sleep without so much camotion.
"Hi Sasuke," Hinata said in Nala's voice helping Sasuke up.
"Hi...Nala," Sasuke said turning pale once again.
Sasuke sat down on the bed that was nearest to Hinata.
"So how was your day?" she asked.
"It was...um...fine. Just...fine," Sasuke said breathing really hard know.
Wow. This guy is really in love with this girl I had better stop before he pees his pants, Hinata thought to herself.
As she was about to undo the jutsu Sasuke already peed his pants.
All of the guys started laughing.
"Aw man. Good thing this is a practice," Konkuro said.
"Yeah. Then everyone in the cafateria would start peeing there pants because they were lauging so hard," Garra said.
"I would feel bad for poor Nala having to hang out with him and then he pees his pants right next to her," Naruto said on the ground rolling with laughter.
Smack. Smack. POW.
"Don't laugh at him you dumb idiots. He was really nervous. I am sure that you all did that before sometime in your life," Hinata yelled. "Don't worry we will do it again. But maybe I will help you talk with just girls before we get to you talking to Nala. 'Kay?"
"Fine," Sasuke said.
Sasuke went to the bathroom to clean up and Hinata ordered the guys to clean the bed for him. Kiba was the only one that cleaned the bed since it was his.