Title: Unknown
Summary: Scott Garland, or better known to the fans as Scotty Too Hotty has returned home to the WWE.
Pairings: Scotty2Hotty/Chris Jericho(Scotticho), Edge/Christian, more as the story progresses…
Warnings: Slash, mentions of past abuse, non-con, stalkers.
Disclaimer: If I owned the WWE,
Scotty would still be around(and many more Superstars)
I'd be on the creative team (personally I think they need to be replaced) not writing fanfics.
I'd be rich not living with my folks.
It would have a better title… I'd pay someone to come up with one!
A/N: I might have blown Scotty's awesomeness out of proportion here with the way Vince sees him but oh well as far as I'm concerned the Worm is awesome! Also, Vince may or may not be in character… (most likely not, but I'm viewing him as Vince- not Mr McMahon
Chapter 3
After Phil had called Kofi and confirmed their whereabouts, Scotty and Phil walked into the restaurant. Their three co-workers were already seated in a booth, with two other men Scotty had yet to meet.
One of the men stuck out like a sore thumb. He had bright red hair, pale skin and bright blue eyes. The other was of darker complexion, though Scotty figured considering the paper-white skin of the first man, it shouldn't surprise him. A snow man looked tanned in the presence of the red haired man.
"Hey, you made it!" Evan grinned. Scotty smiled back at him, the kid smiled way too much. "Guys this is Scotty! Hey Phil!"
Phil nodded his hello and sat down beside the ginger man who arose and shook Scotty's hand.
"Stephen Farelly," the man said in a thick Irish accent, squeezing the older mans hand tightly. "I go by Sheamus most of the time though."
"Nice grip there," Scotty smiled, as he took his hand back and flexed his fingers a few times, "Sorry, but if I don't say this now, I can never take you seriously. You look like Ronald McDonald!"
Sheamus blushed slightly, as Punk roared with laughter.
"Meet Scotty 2 Hotty," Phil chuckled, "I've missed your abruptness... "
"I wasn't joking," Scotty laughed, "I was serious!"
"That's the funny thing!"
"Well Shawn doesn't find it funny!" Scotty snapped.
"Sheamus," Sheamus said, as the rest of the men roared with laughter.
"Sorry! I'm not good with names," Scotty cringed; before he turned to the other man he didn't know. "Sorry, I don't know your name…"
"Paul, uh Justin Gabriel," he smiled, brightly. "Nice meeting you."
"Does he remind you of anyone?" Sheamus asked, blankly.
"No," Scotty smirked, "You also remind me of that clown from It. Forgot its name."
"Pennywise," Sheamus laughed, "so are you a heel or face?"
"You know, I haven't got a clue," Scotty said, tilting his head to the right in confusion, "I think probably a face."
"I don't think I've seem you as a heel before," Phil said, as the waitress walked over.
"Years ago, when I first teamed up with Brian," Scotty nodded, "When we were still Too Much."
"You boys ready to order?"
"Yeah, can I get two beef burger meals, one with a Coke and the other a Pepsi?" Phil asked, "Not sure about everyone else."
"Chicken burger with a Sprite thanks," Kofi grinned, before turning to Punk. "You ordered a Coke?"
"For Scotty," Phil replied.
"I'll take a beef burger meal too," Sheamus smiled, "Surprise me with the drink, just no Dr Pepper."
"We don't sell that sir," she smiled politely.
"I'll get a salad, please," Justin smiled.
"Can I get the kids meal thanks," Zack grinned, the woman nodded slowly. "The nuggets not the fingers though. Don't forget the ketchup!"
Everyone turned to Evan expectedly.
"I'm not really hungry," Evan said, "But can I get a chicken deluxe burger, fries, a chocolate thick shake, the fish fingers and a Caesar salad."
"I thought you said you weren't hungry," Scotty laughed, as the waitress finished taking down the order with a smile and walked away. "For some one who eats like the Big Show…"
Evan grinned, "I've been told."
"So what's happening tonight?" Kofi asked, turning to Phil.
"I've got a match with Mike," Punk replied, "'Truth is gonna interrupt, and then Nash is gonna power bomb me… joy."
"Nash? As in Kevin Nash?" Scotty asked, "He's back? Man I need to watch some reruns and catch up."
"You don't have a clue what's happening in the WWE do you?" Punk laughed, "Jesus, you've missed out on a lot."
"I know that Vince was fired, but that's about it," Scotty said. "Taylor told me… my daughter; she was crying."
The next hour was spent with the younger men filling in Scotty with knowledge of the past few years he missed, before the men headed back to the arena, ready for RAW.
Backstage the WWE Superstars sat watching the show, at the current moment, Randy Orton and Dolph Ziggler were haggling it out in the squared circle. Scotty was dressed in his wrestling gear, a can of Coke in his hands, as he and Zack discussed their tactics with Evan and Kofi. The four men spent an hour in the ring, practicing and preparing for their match that was fourth match of the night.
The locker-room cheered and clapped as Randy won his match. Scotty smiled at Zack who pulled out his phone to check his twitter account.
"Not you too," Scotty laughed,
"You on twitter bro?" Zack asked, typing up a new tweet.
"Yeah, thescotty2hotty," Scotty replied, "The two is the number. Oh our promo."
On the screen before the group, Scotty sat adjusting his white wristbands, while humming the tune to his old theme song.
The WWE locker-room burst out laughing as the crowd sitting in the arena roared their approval.
Zack Ryder suddenly appeared onscreen before Scotty with wide eyes. "Scotty 2 Hotty! Bro! I'm your biggest fan! Are you back bro!"
Scotty looked up at the younger man, "Yeah, how's it going? Zane Ryder right?"
"Uh it's Zack," the younger man grinned, "But you're like the original 'Take Care, Spike your Hair' broski!"
"I'm the what- where of the who-huh?"
"The original Spikester!"
"Are you talking about my hair?" Scotty asked. Zack nodded. "Dude, just don't use via- hang on this show is rated PG isn't it? Can I say Viagra?"
The locker-room erupted into laughter as on screen the Tag Team Champions came in view.
"Kofi! Do you know who this is?" Evan said excitedly. "It's Scotty 2 Hotty! I'm Evan Bourne! I'm a big fan! Can I get your autograph?"
"What a fanboy!" Mike roared with laughter, ruffling Evan's hair with a grin.
"Get off me!" Evan laughed. "Don't ruin my hair!"
"Did you say that his name is Coffee?" Scotty asked Evan. The WWE Superstars watching roared with laughter.
"Kofi," the dreadlocked man laughed, "I remember watching you and Rikishi and Grandmaster dancing years ago."
"That was awesome!" Evan grinned, "At Wrestlemania and Royal Rumble!"
"Yeah, with Rikishi tossed the two of you out of the ring!" Zack grinned, "And bro, when you danced with that little dude when you beat Edge and Christian! And when you danced with Chyna and Jericho, and then with the Hardyz and Lita, and-"
"I danced with a lot of people," Scotty laughed, "You don't need to name them all!"
"Will you dance with me!" Zack asked, excitedly, before his face went blank. Evan and Kofi cracked up laughing (as did the audience) "That didn't sound right, I meant-"
"Wow, you talk a lot," Scotty laughed, "But I get what you mean... I hope. So, Tag Team champions huh?"
Kofi and Evan nodded. Zack's face lit up.
"I'm the assistant to the Smackdown General Manager! I should be able to make matches here too! Hey! How about Scotty 2 Hotty and the Internet Champion, Long Island Iced Z team up against you two for the Tag Team Championships?" Zack said, hitching up his sunnies. Scotty raised a brow and mouth 'Long Island Iced Z' as Evan and Kofi nodded their approval of the match.
"Alright, we'll see you out there then," Kofi grinned.
"Wait, what?" Scotty asked as the tag team champions left the room. Zack stood behind Scotty on his IPhone, updating his Twitter. "He spoke too quickly? What's going on?"
"Teaming up with my new broski, AT thescotty2hotty! How awesome is that bro!"
"And send," Zack said as he sent the exact tweet to his followers just then. The locker-room was roaring with laughter as the next match began.
The tag-team champions stood waiting in the ring as 'Radio' played and the Long Island Iced Z made his way down to the ring.
The fans roared and cheered and squealed as Zack entered the ring. His hands rose into his signature L and I as he stood on the corner ropes. He jumped down and pointed at Evan and Kofi as the music silenced.
The crowd grew louder and louder, as backstage Scotty stood waiting for his cue to make his way down to the ring.
'Turn it Up!' his music began as Scotty found himself overwhelmed by the roar of the crowd. His signature grin sat with ease on his face as he danced his way down to the ring watching as his tag team partner danced on the spot with Kofi laughing at him.
The match began with Zack and Evan, the two men locking it up in the middle of the squared circle as the bell rung. Charles Robinson officiated the match. The two young men squabbled trying to outdo the other.
Scotty raised his hands clapping several times until Kofi and the crowd joined in clapping along with the Superstars. A moment later Evan had his head locked between Zack's arms, squealing for release, before he managed to out power the other man. Zack whispered the next few moves before Zack ran the ropes twice. The first time Evan jumped over the younger man and the second he slid underneath him, before kicking his opponent several times until Zack pushed him away and cried out;
"Are you serious bro!"
Evan shrugged and laughed as the two men locked in once again. After a few minutes of submissions, both men ran the ropes and collided into each other. Evan flipped over as Zack fell out of the ring.
Scotty's mouth widened to an 'o' as Kofi looked out at Zack who slowly stood up and crawled into the ring as the referee began to count. Zack stumbled over to Scotty, tagging him in, as Evan began to stir. The crowd roared as Scotty hit Evan with a dropkick to the younger man's chest, sending him back to the ground. Scotty pulled the younger man up before he set up for a DDT and connected.
The match continued for another seven minutes before Scotty and Kofi fell out of the ring as they had planned to prior to the match. Zack and Evan prepared to finish of the match. After hitting Zack with an enzuigiri, Evan motioned for his finisher which send the crowd roaring. Scotty watched the screen from the corner of his eye as he and Kofi lay on the ground.
The older man was impressed as the highflier hit his finishing move, a shooting star press as Scotty knew it, or to Evan, the AirBourne. As Evan covered his younger friend, Scotty stood up slowly, the crowd roaring.
One
Two
Three!
Scotty nodded his approval as he slid into the ring, with Kofi who celebrated with his own partner. The crowd continued to cheer as the winners were announced. Zack stirred slowly, as Scotty helped him to his feet.
"Did we win?" He asked loudly.
"Not quite," Scotty replied, the newer tag team turned to find the Champions holding out their hands, as a sign of respect. As the four men shook hands, the WWE Universe roared their approval. "Come on, I'll buy you a Coke."
Zack grinned at his tag team partner as they left the ring and headed up the ramp. Scotty waved at the crowd as they began to chant for the WORM. The two men celebrating in the ring were suddenly ambushed (as scripted) by the previous champions. Being worn out by the match both men were taken down easily by Otunga and McGillicutty.
The Internet Champion ran down to the ring, only to be hit with a spine buster by Otunga. The fans roared yet again, only in disapproval as the You Suck chants emerged. Scotty turned, and immediately ran down to the ring, sliding in as from the Announcing Table, Jerry 'The King' Lawler also entered the ring. The oldest man in the ring clotheslined McGillicutty out of the ring and jumped down after him as Scotty hit the bulldog on David Otunga. The man fell to the ground before the bottom ropes and the crowd went crazy. Scotty looked down at the man laying before him, and then looked up at the fans with his signature smile.
By now Kofi and Evan were up helping Zack to his feet as the crowd roared.
W
O
R
M
Scotty dropped to the ground and did his signature move.
Who!
Who!
Who!
Scotty dropped on the man with his shoulder colliding into the man's chest. Otunga fell out of the ring as the four men stood celebrating in the ring. His music blared throughout the stadium as Zack popped his glasses back on and danced behind him. Scotty soaked up the roar of the fans as he climbed on the ropes and grinned wildly at the crowds.
After the show, if anyone asked him what happened in the ring, he would not have been able to answer them.
It was surreal.
It was home.