A/N: Hey, It's me again (I know, so soon, right?). So basically, I had nothing to do yesterday, so I decided to keep working on the story. Turns out, I wrote chapters 2, 3, and half of chapter 4 on the same day by accident :D Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and post this chapter today. Chapter 4 is currently in the works.

I don't own My Little Pony! (But one day… *Chuckles evilly* One Day…)

STATIC

"Ow, ow, ow, that stings!" Rainbow dash complained as Fluttershy poured alcohol on her wing. Fluttershy continued to clean Rainbow's wound. "It's supposed to kill the bacteria, Rainbow. You don't want to get infected. Just a little longer, then I'll wrap it up." The wounded pony sighed. Applejack spoke up. "Uh, I don't want to cause anymore alarm, but, am I the only one concerned about the two corpses in the hole?" The pointed her bandaged forehoof towards where she fell earlier. "It seems obvious to me," Pinkie said. "Bigfoot did this, no question about it. It's only a matter of time before he comes back to his pantry for snack time." Applejack frowned. "Or we could be snack time! Uh-uh. Nope. Not today. We're leaving right now." Rainbow stood up, her wing covered in a bandage. "Wait! We can't go now, the stuff we're getting is epic! We're gonna make history!"

Suddenly, there was a rustling in the bushes. The four ponies whirled around and braced themselves. "He'll want me first, I'm the sweetest!" Rainbow exclaimed. Pinkie Pie turned the camera in her hair to Rainbow Dash. "Ya mean he's gonna start with dessert?" Rainbow thought about it for a second, and then turned to Pinkie. "Hmm. Good Point. Maybe not. A.J.'s toast though." What came through the bushes surprised everyone.

"Ugh, my mane!"

"My book on Surviving The Wilderness For Dummies never covered on how to go through bushes with wings!"

"Twilight! Rarity!" Fluttershy exclaimed. Sure enough, the lavender Alicorn and the pure white unicorn stumbled out in front of them, both covered in leaves. Twilight looked tired and worn out, while Rarity looked livid. Pinkie Pie quickly bounced over and gave the two a giant bear hug. "Boy, are we glad to see you two!" Though she was glad to see her friends, Rainbow Dash was confused. "What are you guys doing here?" After gently releasing herself from the crushing hug, Twilight looked at her incredulously, widening her purple colored eyes. "What are we doing here? We came out here looking for you guys! It was getting late, and nopony has heard from you since you guys left! We were worried!" Rarity looked around at the group. "Why do you have all these cameras?" She sighed. "No matter. As long as you get my good side." She flipped her mane. "Now then,"

She gave Pinkie an irritated glare. "This had better be good, Pinkie Pie. I just had these hooves polished, that, and the fact that none of you aren't bleeding in a ditch somewhere, I am borderline furious!" Pinkie raised an eyebrow at Rarity. "Okay, first of all Rarity, Applejack was in a ditch earlier… and second of all, she and I are here to discover rare Apples… then we ran into Rainbow and Fluttershy, and they were looking for Bigfoot, so they hired us to help them find him." She concluded with a squee. Rainbow Dash glanced at Pinkie. "Hired? No. You volunteered! We're not paying you squat!" Pinkie rolled her eyes. "Anyway, we were able to track him down. It was startled. It gave chase," Pinkie stated dramatically. "We barely made it out with our lives, but we did discover a hole filled…filled with… non-living ponies, which he will presumably be eating later, along with Rainbow for desert."

"What?"

"And we got the whole thing on camera."

"That is 0% funny, Pinkie." Rainbow grumbled. Twilight sighed. "First of all, are you guys okay?" Pinkie Pie spoke up again. "Yeah, sure, although Applejack fell into a hole and injured her leg and a tree branch fell on Dashie and injured her wing. Other than that, we're good!" Twilight and Rarity looked at the two injured ponies with concern. Applejack waved her uninjured hoof. "It's alright, we're fine. Just a few scratches, that's all." Rainbow nodded. "Yeah, no problem. She waved her bandaged wing proudly. "Battle scar!" Twilight sighed again, and shook her head. She turned to Fluttershy. "You say you got all this on camera?" The yellow Pegasus nodded. "Yes we did."

Pinkie pointed her camera down the hole. The bodies that were there before were gone. She looked up. "No way! C'mon, Rarity, you saw the footage!" Applejack frowned deeply. "Impossible." Rarity rolled her eyes. "I know", She said in a sarcastic voice. "It's shocking really. But no pony bodies could only mean one thing…It's the zombie apocalypse!" Applejack shook her head. "But that can't be. They were… cold, an'… ashy, an'…pale, an'….dead!" Rarity walked over to Applejack. "Darling, you know I trust you because you're always so honest, so I think it is painfully clear what is going on here." She gestured her hoof over to Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash with an angry look on her face. "These two have obviously orchestrated a prank, and somehow got you and Fluttershy to fall for it! A prank gone too far!" Rainbow straightened up. "That's not true!" She said defensively. Pinkie Pie bounced over to Twilight."Yeah! We would never pull a prank like this! Besides, that kind of a prank would be impossible to pull off!" Rarity sighed for the tenth time and turned to Applejack and Fluttershy. "Think about it girls. Use your brains! They probably got two other pranksters to crawl into a hole and play dead. You got punked." She turned to the Pegasus and Earth Pony. "But now they have gone too far because time is of the essence!" Fluttershy peeked out behind the camera she was holding. "Um, excuse me, but, how come we're ruling out the theory that Bigfoot moved the ponies because we found it?"

"Fluttershy's right," Applejack said. "Plus, I found it by accident. I had to tumble all the way down a ridge to find it."

Twilight thought about it and turned to Rarity. "Applejack has a point," She said slowly. "I mean, the hole was covered. I don't think those bodies were made to be found." Rarity widened her sapphire blue eyes at the princess. "Twilight," She whined. "Not you too! I simply forbid you to buy into this! I say we grab our friends and drag them back to Ponyville!" Applejack looked around. "Speaking of Ponyville, where's Spike?" Twilight gestured behind her. "He's at home, watching over the castle."

Suddenly, Pinkie's body started to shake violently. "Oooooooohhhhhhh….." She shuddered. Then she stopped. Everyone looked at her anxiously. "What is it, Pinkie?" Applejack asked. "It's my Pinkie sense!" She exclaimed. "And it's telling me that the bodies did not get up and walk away on their own, which also puts the kibosh on Rarity's zombie theory." Rarity looked unamused. Pinkie continued. "In fact… They were dragged!" Rainbow Dash grinned. "Ha! Told ya!"

The Main Six trudged through the forest. Rainbow frowned at the device that Pinkie pie found earlier. "Well, this can't be right." She turned to Pinkie and looked into the camera she was holding. "According to the tracking device, Bigfoot is…one of us." Rarity rolled her eyes. "Rainbow, stop saying Bigfoot like he's real." Pinkie Pie couldn't take it anymore. "Applejack ate a giant chicken leg with a transmitter in it!" she blurted out. Applejack shot Pinkie a death glare. "Oh, come on!" Rainbow groaned. "It wasn't weird to you that it was just sitting in a freaking tree?" Applejack quickly tried to defend herself. "Aw, shoot, I said I was starved! It didn't help that you put applesauce in it!"

The group found a large river behind some trees. Rarity trotted ahead, and stood next to the river. She turned around. "Somepony would have us believe," She said loudly to be heard over the water, "That these 'bodies' went into the drink. This means we have to search this creek… and call in the PVPD. She narrowed her eyes. "Now, Rainbow dash, Pinkie Pie, you know you're both very dear friends of mine… but you had better think long and hard about what you say next. Playtime is over, and I will not be toyed with!"

SNAP!

A Bear Trap Snaps around Rarity's back leg. Rarity screams in pain. "Ahhhh!" She starts hopping around, trying to get it off. The other ponies could barely register what just happened. But before they could rush over to help, Rarity fell backwards, and tumbled into the river with a big SPLASH! "Oh my goodness!" Twilight cried, running down the path of the river, with the rest of the ponies following her. "Don't fight the current!" She shouted. "Try to grab onto something, I'm coming!" Suddenly, Applejack squealed and ran the other direction into the bushes. "A.J.! Where are you going?" Pinkie shouted. Applejack tore through the bushes. "Don't worry about it, Pinkie, y'all do ya'll!" She called back frantically. "Look!" Rainbow Dash pointed to where Rarity was being taken by the current. "There she is, we gotta go down there, come on!" Rarity was wailing and thrashing in the water. "And that's what you get for blaming us for pranking!" Rainbow shouted. She looked over her shoulder at Pinkie and grinned. "This is a total bonus!"

Meanwhile, Fluttershy is filming Twilight knocking down a very thin tree with her magic.

"Twilight! Is there anything I can do to help?"

"Stay back, Fluttershy!"

"I was hoping you'd say that."

The tree fell into the water just as Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie caught up to them. Rarity was floating towards the tree in a very fast pace. "Rarity, grab the branch! It's right in front of you!" Rarity reached out and grabbed the tree branch, and held onto it for dear life. "I got it! I got it!" She shouted. Twilight started hopping up and down. "Yes!" She exclaimed. "Good work!" Fluttershy gave her signature "Yay." Pinkie and Rainbow looked on in awe. "Twilight, you're amazing!" Pinkie squealed. "Hang on, Rarity! We'll have you out of there in no time!" Suddenly a huge hawk swooped in out of nowhere, and snatched Pinkie's camera out of her mane. Rainbow's jaw dropped. "Hey!" Pinkie shouted. "That lady hawk stole my camera!" "How do you know it's a female?" Rainbow said her eyes still on the hawk.

"Ooh, she's circling around!" Pinkie said. "I think my leg just came off!" Rarity wailed. "Rarity! She's coming back this way", Pinkie called out. "I think she's gonna drop it!" Sure enough, the hawk gave a squawk and dropped the camera. It started to fall down to where Rarity was still holding on to the tree branch. Pinkie Pie started to hop up and down. "Rarity, you have to catch it! Catch it!" Forgetting that she had magic, Rarity reached out one of her fore hooves and caught the camera just before it fell into the water. Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash stared once again in awe at Rarity as Applejack appeared behind the two ponies, trying and failing to look as collected as possible. "Wow", Rainbow said, impressed. That was the most awesomest thing I've ever seen. Or at least top eight."