Disclaimer: I don't own even just a book among the novels I've read, much less Naruto. Go on, you're welcome to pity me...
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Chapter three
Almost everyone was having a hard time not to gape at Kiba, who is currently laughing at THE wicked witch so hard that it made Akamaru jumped out of his head. Really, they can't help but feel a pure terror, fear, and awe all at the same time towards the laughing boy: for his courage to die or plain idiocy? they don't know.
Then while Naruto is standing frozen in his place, openly gaping at how stupidly brave or seriously nuts his friend can be, Kiba was in cloud nine.
They always joke behind the pink haired girl's back about her wide forehead that can accommodate an airline. And now, something DID land on it.
'No wonder it gave a loud smack!.' Thinking that just add fuel to his laughter
But to everyone's surprise the witch had smiled, then they heard her chuckle softly until she blown-off laugh. What was unnerving is that it was just like Kiba's, carefree and loud. But it ironically literally make almost everyone in the room, even the previously sleeping Nara, felt chills roll up their spine.
Kiba had stopped laughing and started to glare at the witch.
Letting herself get over from her own fits, Sakura gave her sweet evil smile -which still doesn't help to lessen the chill but instead make their hairs crawl- and looked directly in the Inuzuka's eyes.
Because of his pride and stubbornness, Kiba didn't back down and refuses to acknowledged that he was very much affected himself so he defiantly look at her.
The witch in turned unblinkingly stared at him and asked, "Why did you stop? The real fun is just starting..." she drawled with a tilt in her head and a fooling child-like excitement and something more from her eyes, which made them, visibly flinched or squirmed in their seat.
Kiba growled. He really hates Haruno Sakura. Others cower from her when she is nothing but a small girl with pink hair. And he hates it even more because Naruto seemed to be friendly with her when all she ever does is not spare him even a glance and still the dumb idiot doesn't give up and obviously fears her.
Just like now.
"Kiba..." Naruto started to probe his friend to not fight Sakura, but Kiba just shrugged him off.
"Stop your facade ugly witch. Don't think that your actions have any effects on me, just because others fear you doesn't mean that everyone else does too. Why should I? When you're just a little girl hiding behind words," he said with an almost growling voice.
"Hey, hey... Hold your fangs dog-boy, you should just relax. You don't want them see you losing your cool over someone just laughing don't you?" the witch asked with a smile.
Kiba barks a laughter unlike the previous one and said, "You really are a pretentious hag and unpleasantly sore to the eye. But don't think you can provoke me witch."
Naruto was seriously sweating hard.
The wicked witch just playfully shrugged her shoulder, "Trust me, I don't try to Inuzuka-san," and lean towards him with unwavering gleam in her eyes, "But I think you got something wrong, because I haven't much as provoke you into anything... All I did was laugh because I was amused by how you seem to get enjoyment from hitting others. Is it really that fun?"
Kiba growled, "Stop your useless deception..."
Sakura look as if she was cluless, "Deceiving you? Not even close, I'm just telling the truth. I know for a fact that hitting and beating someone is just simply amusing. You do remember Zaku don't you? It was sooo much fun watching you throw shoes at him. Tsk, tsk, tsk. And here I thought I am cruel, at least I don't go as far as to beat them just to make them fear me." Sakura said offhandedly.
Many students shifted uncomfortably in their seats, their hands starting to sweat.
Even Kiba was clenching and unclenching his fist. The witch was basically insinuating in his face that he was just as evil as her! Just because he frequently beats other students without much reason -he can't help it if they're practically irritating!- doesn't mean he's on the same level with this freak...
"All you ever know is run your tongue and spout stinging words. Don't think that it will always help you in your way little witch. Words will not kill others and it won't help you reigned for a long time."
However, Sakura just laugh again.
"But it was never meant to sting little puppy," then she faked a gasp, "Wait, does that mean... it somehow hits you in the gut?" Sakura asked with unveiled gleeful evil smile.
"You little-" Kiba began. But Naruto held him back.
"Sakura-chan..." the blonde boy pleads with his eyes towards Sakura, who just scoff thinking how ridiculously easy to rile them up.
A small chuckle was suddenly heard, and to everyone's surprised it came from the Uchiha.
"That was lame, Kiba. You let a small girl shove you in the face like no little than a trash. And all you can do is bark like a dog in pained," Sasuke remarked at the dog lover, who in turn focused his heated glare at him.
"Teme! Stay out of this..." Naruto slowly warned with a growl of his own.
"And now look at you dobe, i never hold you as someone who babysits a dog in the leash. Wait, i forgot, he's actually a rabid puppy."
Another deafening silence settled in the room.
Shikamaru, who was disturbed a while ago from his wonderful slumber, 'tsked' and got up while muttering troublesome, before leaving the room.
On the other hand, Kiba would've jump at the Uchiha, however, Naruto beat him into it and faced the dark-haired boy with a feral looked.
"Last. Warning. Sasuke"
Almost everyone in the class was nervously fidgeting in their place, not actually expecting for things to escalate like this suddenly.
"Don't act tough dobe, when you hide your tail just because of a pretentious little witch with annoying pink hair. At least the dog's right," Sasuke looked directly at Sakura's eyes who emotionlessly looks at him back, and continued, "what are you all so afraid of a wench who only barks and no bite?"
A gasps was heard from their classmates, who was petrified and wants nothing at the very moment but to follow Shikamaru and leave the warzone.
The witch rolled her eyes and nonchalantly said, "Look Donald, i also never hold you as someone who loves to meddle with someone else's business."
That got a number of questioning eyes settled over her -including Naruto and Kiba-, particularly for the name she just remarked.
"What?... I always thought he was aiming for the duck cartoon's look. Looking at his... hairstyle..." Sakura explained, tilting her head, genuinely innocent and confused.
This time, a sound of a cricket was heard for a seeming long moment -followed by a deep silence, like they are waiting for a bomb to explode.
And then a laugh. A very hard laugh. Loud and boisterous that came from an Uzumaki and an Inuzuka.
"hahaHaaa..." Naruto wheezed, having trouble to breath.
"She just... Haa... gave you the b-best... best nickname Teme!...Donald d-d-duck...hahahaa... duck-butted... h-hair... Hahahahaha!" Naruto can't stop, getting really red in the face from too much laughter.
The young Uchiha practically bled red in the eye. While their classmates was seriously stifling their laugh with difficulty -even the fangirls.
Sasuke was still contemplating on who to murder at the count of three when the door opened and came their homeroom and history teacher, Kakashi.
"Yo-" Kakashi's normal greeting was lost inside his mouth after looking at the predicament of his students that he just came in.
Clearing his throat to catch his students attention he said, "Now everyone, i don't know what happened but entertainment is over and settle to your seats properly."
Unusually obedient, the students kept quite and followed their teacher's instructions. Well... most of them did.
"Naruto, Kiba, control your laughter. Sakura, please go back to your seat. And Sasuke, refrain from murdering someone in my class."
Controlling his rage, Sasuke close his eyes to calm himself; while Sakura walk towards her place as if she didn't just insult an Uchiha which is an equivalent of signing your own death sentence. And finally getting themselves back, the two ball of hyperactiveness settled on their own, muttering softly along the line of 'duck, Donald, Sasuke, hair, and butt...' not really getting over it completely.
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"Tobi is a good boy. Tobi is a good boy. Tobi is a good boy. But Tobi just left Deidara-senpai behind... No, no, no. Tobi said that Deidara-senpai should not blow up the convention hall so senpai should just forget about the clay. But senpai didn't listen to Tobi! Senpai even drags Tobi to the scary teacher's laboratory! And then the snake fell and Deidara-senpai made the room blow, and Tobi was so scared and ran and forgot senpai behind..."
Tobi was circling around the Akatsuki's headquarters while mumbling, making Hidan's head dizzy from looking at him.
"What the freaking hell! Would you bloody little piece of crap stop pacing around!" Hidan shouted angrily with additional profanities.
Still, Tobi continued muttering to himself -deaf to Hidan's cursing and warning.''But Tobi just left a friend. Is Tobi a bad boy? But Tobi-... Tobi is so scared of the woman with heavy chest!"
A loud smack was heard across the room when the Jashin-worshipper threw a shoe in the good boy's face.
"When I tell you to fricking stop, you do NOT bloody hell ignore me trash!"
Poor Tobi was sprawled in the floor with shoe print in his orange mask.
"Hidan is so mean! Tobi is just worried for Deidara-senpai."
The door opened with a loud bang and in came the said devil.
"SEN-...!" the child-like boy's excitedness to see his senpai again immediately lost his word and gulped nervously after seeing his bloody red eyes, "... p-pai?..."
"Tobi..." Deidara began with malicious eyes, "... is a Dead boy."
Then Tobi ran lightning fast while shouting, "Itachi-chan heEElp!..."
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Everyone got out the room mumbling and whispering to each other, no doubt about what had transpired from the class of Kakashi between the wicked witch, the Inuzuka, and the young Uchiha.
Especially the name.
Sasuke walked out of it with literally dark aura that keeps others at bay. Others means being those with a right mind, but figures it doesn't includes his friends.
"Hey Teme!" Naruto shouts at him with brightness -that unfortunately still doesn't help lessen the shadows of rage-, and puts his arm in the dark-haired boys shoulder before snickering and added, "Oh right i forgot, it's actually Donald."
Kiba, who forgot about his own rage at the same pink haired girl his friend wants to kill, also followed the blonde's snicker and put his own remark at him with Akamaru nestled back in his head, "Look Donald, let's just forget about what happened okay? And think of it as a discovery about the origin behind your awesome hairstyle."
And the two went back to their fits again.
Sasuke shrugged out of his two friend's annoying presence and furiously stormed in to his next class: Political Science.
No one lives after after his wrath, not even a witch, and unlike others he takes his time(no doubt getting it from his aniki). And he smirk, eyes almost bleeding red for unquenched revenge.
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Advanced Trigonometry with Anko was Sakura's next class. There are so many advanced classes that the young girl can take however, she opt to take her subjects normally than settling to advancement because there is just so much things to do. And everyone knows that even though the witch is no lazy genius such as the Nara, she is just as one-fourth less as LAZY and only 11 IQ less smart.
But Trigonometry is an exemption of those. She just really love it enough to take it and not mind the additional load in her studies.
Before her class however, a certain Yamanaka walking back and forth excitedly with an amused Tenten and irritated cousin of Naruto was waiting in front of the door next to her class. When the Yamanaka saw her, she suddenly ran and hug the small pink-head girl in a lung-crushing one.
"You did it!" Ino breathlessly declared with a sparkling eyes.
Ino was actually anxious from her whole first period class and even went as to break Kurenai's rule in no cellphone inside the class by texting her cousin if how it went. The moron even took a quite moment before finally answering that really irks her. But when he replied with an 'It was fine, yeah', it took her as a surprised to read her cousin miraculously didn't replied with a rude remarks, and it took her another moment to jump suddenly and shout with glee that got her a warning from Kurenai in disturbing the class and using her phone.
But it didn't matter because it only means that she's already a good distance away from Tsunade's wrath and her nails and perfume are thankfully safe.
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Re-A/N: About 'Donald', i had that idea for quite a while and i thought it was really suitable for Sasuke because of you know, his duck-butt hair joke from many fanfics. Yes, i tried to be a little bit original with that one and i hope i am the very first one who did this.
P.S. You might be wondering why Kiba and Naruto are already all friendly with Donald even after their almost riot. Well, i always picture them as friends who don't miss a chance in riling up each other, but are still good friends at the end of the day. And that includes with Neji and Shikamaru, although rarely or none with the latter. Because you know, its too 'troublesome'.