Thanks to those that had reviewed my not-so-great story. Imaginary hugs and cookies to all!
Disclaimer:
Me: Look, if I was Stephenie Meyer, would I be writing this sad excuse of a story?
TDIB: -Rubs bruised shoulder while scrubbing off what's left of the make-up- Before we begin, can I make it clear that I usually don't wear a low-cut singlet top, a mini-skirt and death-traps on my feet unless I'm being attacked by two beautiful vampires? I only agreed to have this on today so that Alice might help us with obtaining our next guest. Now, with that aside, without further ado, please welcome – Klutzy Blushing Bella!
-Audience cheers and waves 'Bella x Edward 4ever' banners as Bella tries to walk on stage without incident. However, she stumbles forward four times, fell back twice, trips over an electric cord once, and crashes into the screaming fan girls. She was able to do this while looking like a human-equivalent of an over-heated tomato.-
TDIB: -Muttering to herself- Maybe I should have bullet-proof glass to protect the fans…
KBB: -To one of the fans she had fallen on- OMC, I'm really, really sorry. -Trips again on another fan- So sorry about that. -Bumps into another girl- Very sorry… -She slowly makes it back on stage with more slipping on the floor.-
TDIB: Welcome to the show, Bella! How are you today?
KBB: Painful -Falls off chair-…Ouch… -More blushing-
TDIB: …Um, okay then, so…why do you trip over so much?
KBB: -Shrugs- I don't know…danger magnet? -Bangs head on table.- Unusually more unco than the average person? -Topples off her seat again and onto the floor.- You see my poi-
-CRASH-
TDIB: WHAT THE CARLISLE IS THAT?!
Over-Protective Edward: -Burst out onstage with Hyperactive Shopping Addict Alice trying to restrain him.- Bella, my sweetheart, I have come to save you! (To Alice) Get away from me, pixie! How dare you kidnap her while I was out hunting?!
TDIB: -Thinking-Wouldn't be the first time now, would it?
OPE: (To TDIB) -Growls-
TDIB: -Holds up palms- Sorry, Edward, but it's true…
OPE: Bella, are you okay? -Picks her up and investigates her new set of bruises-
KBB: -Grumbles- I'm fine, thank y-
Random Security Guard: Hey you! -Points at Edward- I thought you have a restraining order!
OPE: …
-Quickly runs away at vampire speed with Bella-
TDIB: -Shakes head- Why don't I ever complete my interviews?
Yes, Edward has a restraining order because of attempted murder on one of the fan girls in his interview.
Once again, thanks to all those who supported and reviewed the story, and also to those who gave me ideas on my future stories!