Disclaimer: - I Don't own Full Metal Alchemist. I own a Full Metal Garbage bin but decided to put all my bad limericks here instead.
Subject:- Am bored, have no life and so I started writing a collection of Limericks
Please Read and Leave a funny comment. Limericks aren't supposed to be serious after all (and it's about the furthest my poetic skills go)
Limerick 1:-
Ed searched for the Sorcerer stone,
To try and revive some bones.
But a gate popped up,
And now he's f----d.
Cos he's in our world all alone!
Limerick 2:-
Ed once met a man named Greed,
He didn't know bout his needs.
Greed said "Come to bed"
Ed rather be dead.
Greeds smile made him pee instead.
Limerick 3:-
Ed met a poet who liked to mime,
And wrote limericks all of the time.
"Don't write about me"
The poet was peeved.
Now Ed's gayness, all the time was rhymed.
Limerick 4:-
Riza finally got sick of Roy,
She went out and bought some toys.
She played wither gun,
And some rubbery fun.
Now Roys left with no one but boys.
Limerick 5:-
Envy and Krusty the clown,
Had the same hairstylist from town.
Krusty tried to sue,
Envy stole his shoes,
And then he pulled Krusty's pants down.
A/N: mwhahahaha – evil laugh. What other FMA characters can I pick on!