The Mushroom Kingdom Reality Show
Chapter 3-Football
"Hey, hey, hey! Welcome back to The Mushroom Kingdom Reality Show," The announcer said. "The whole lunch incident seemed to slow things down yesterday, but lets see how things go today!"
The camera then cut to the house where Mario and his friends are staying. Mario and Luigi are visible outside playing catch with the football. They continue to throw it back and fourth until Wario and Waluigi walk outside.
"Hey, you two are terrible! I bet Waluigi and I could take you in a game of 2 on 2," Wario bragged.
"Ok, you're on! Lets go Luigi!" Mario yelled.
"Oh god, not the football game," said Luigi in a private interview. "That went downhill real quick," Wario and Waluigi have the ball first, while Mario and Luigi were on defense. Waluigi called hut and Wario ran out to receive a pass. Mario shot off after Wario to cover him, while Luigi stayed back to blitz Waluigi.
"Throw it, I'm open!" Said Wario.
"No you're not, I've got you covered!" Mario said in retaliation.
"One Mushroom Kingdom…Two Mushroom Kingdom…Three Mushroom Kingdom…Four Mushroom Kingdom…Five Mushroom Kingdom!" Luigi said as he rushed to tackle Waluigi. Just as Luigi tacked him, Waluigi got rid of the ball. His pass was slightly effected by Luigi's tackle, but he still got it up. The ball flew in the air and Wario jumped up to grab it, but the pass was too high and it went right over him. Now it was all Mario. He dived to try to intercept, but he shorted it just a bit and tipped it with his fingers.
The camera then changes to an inside view of the living room. Inside Peach and Daisy are watching Fullmetal Alchemist, arguing over whom is a better character, Ed or Al, as a whizzing noise is heard. Then a split second later, a football comes crashing through the window, sending broken glass everywhere. But it didn't stop there, the football flew right through the TV, ending the girls' program. Now, due to the fact that that was their favorite show, the girls were mad. Really mad.
The camera changed back to the outdoor view. All the boys were looking at the broken window.
"Oh, great job Mario, Peach is gonna flip!" Luigi said.
"Well, I wouldn't have missed it if Wario would've caught it!" Mario blamed.
"Waluigi should've thrown it better. That pass wasn't even close!"
"But Luigi tackled me! Besides, the rule was blitz on 10 Mushroom Kingdom, not 5!"
"That's not true, we agreed it was 5!" Luigi protested. But before anyone could say anything else, the door flew open so fast it fell off its hinges. Peach and Daisy were standing there, breathing hard with anger.
"Oh crap, RUN AWAY!" Mario said. The boys ran off, closely followed by the girls. They were all running full speed to avoid a terrible fate.
"Hey guys, wait for me!" Wario said lagging behind. He waddled speedily behind them, just out of Peach and Daisy's reach.
"I have an idea," Waluigi said while puffing from shortness of breath. "Maybe if we sacrifice someone, that will slow them down!"
"Good idea," said Mario. He fell back a bit so he was at the same pace of Wario. He stuck out his leg and tripped Wario. Wario Fell to his fat face and the girls immediately pounced him, sending him into a nightmare world of pain.
"Help me!" Wario said as he stuck out his hand and tried to crawl away. But it was no use, nothing could stop a raging woman. Especially two of them.
"I think we should go back!" Luigi said, now short of breath.
"Leave him!" Mario and Waluigi said in unison.
"Poor Wario," said Luigi in an interview. "Probably one of the few noble things he did in his life. Actually, the third that was involuntary, but noble none the less. "Those girls..they were merciless," Luigi said through tears. "They just…" but he couldn't finish, he broke out crying. "Turn it off, im done," Said Luigi as he put his hand over the camera.
Mr.Toadagami sat in his office watching the latest episode. He couldn't believe it. The damage they did to the house was intense. It would take thousands to fix it. That meant the dreaded word in business. Budget cuts. Things were gonna get interesting at the house.