Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or any of the characters in it but, if I did, there would a lot of Finn/Kurt going on!
Finn
OK, I'm freaking out… I mean, I'm really freaking out. The whole school is out there, and I'm about to jump on a stage and dance! I need to stop panicking. Calm and breathe 2, 3, 4... Aww who am I kidding, those guys are gunna kill me! I might go and crawl into my bed tonight and hope that all this was a nightmare… Shit, Showtime!
I couldn't care less what Mr S is so concerned about right now, because the song has started and I'm about to throw myself into a social spiral and kill off any social standing I had! I guess it's a good thing we haven't got to the do the disco song anymore!
I looked around and the first person I saw was Kurt. He smiled at me which reassured me a little. He looked really great in his outfit and looks really great on the stage… Did I really just compliment Kurt? Doesn't matter, he can't hear me. But he does look really good… Stop! Stop complimenting Kurt!
As Artie starts singing, I become more aware of what happening and can feel Rachel's hands all over me. I look out and Quinn doesn't look happy, but what can I do, this isn't my choreography. I am also aware of Kurt behind and I can feel his eyes digging into my butt, but it's cool… I think?
The song is going well and, I guess I'm starting to enjoy the performance. Well, I am if I don't look out to the audience and see Mr Schu's disappointed look, Mr Tanaka's staring eyes and the football teams murderous looks. I don't think I can face football practise on Monday, they are going to kill me for being part of Homo Explosion… Wait, these guys aren't that anymore! I came back to them, they are my friends. Even, no especially Kurt, the only actual homosexual in the group!
Shit, I have to sing like right now… Remember the words, do the choreography, get into positions, remember the words. Bending Tina over, feels slightly weird and stuff, but it's the routine and I'm not actually enjoying much of it. Ok, concentrate, walk to Kurt and smack, he slapped my ass… And I liked it. No, wrong song… That's the Katy Perry song! I need to concentrate, but why did I like that so much! It's not like I'm gay… right?
Freestyle time, and I kinda don't know what to do. I guess I could copy someone but then it would look rehearsed and this bit is far from rehearsed. Hmm, look at Kurt, he has the moves. He is shaking his hips, like really shaking them… I can't do that! But boy does it look sexy… Shit no, it looks… nice! I can't be gay… I have Quinn, surely that means I'm not gay and only thinking about Kurt like this because he is being supportive!
I had completely forgotten that Rachel was crawling towards me and my eyes lingered down at Kurt who was crawling to Mercedes. His butt was nice… Shit, his butt was in the way and I couldn't help but stare! I didn't want to… I really didn't, but it obscured my view and I had to look! I'm glad I did… Stop it!!!
The song is finally over and I really can't wait to get off this stage and back into my football uniform, returning some of my pride. As I'm standing in the last position, with the audience deathly quiet, all I can think about is Kurt and he hot he looked throughout the song! Audience do something… And there you go, they start screaming! Glee Club 1 - Embarrassment - 1,000 - Now get me out of here!