A Day in the Life…
Warnings: Comedic bashing of both Dante and Vergil, randomness, fluffy animals (not Sesshoumaru), OOCness, mild swearing, mild swerving (actually, it's pretty severe swerving…), cameo appearance of the Easter Bunny (in disguise), literal interpretation, ellipses, copy-catting, threats (both serious and non-serious), did I mention randomness?
"Dante?"
"Yeah, Vergil?"
"…I have some good news and some bad news."
"…Really?"
"Yeah…"
"Well, give me the bad news first."
"While chopping the carrots for dinner tonight, I broke the knife we have and I didn't have time to go get a new one—you know how long it takes to find a quality knife—so I figured you wouldn't mind terribly if I just—"
"Get to the point, Vergil."
"Right. Anyway, I used your Rebellion. So now it's kinda orange and chipped—well, really chipped—"
"WHA-AAT?!"
"Wait, wait! The good news is, I saved 10 on our car insurance by switching to Geico!"
"Vergil?"
"Yes, Dante?"
"…I'm going to kill you."
"Yes, Dante."
Fin