Hey beautiful readers :)! I have to say this: 8th grade sucks completely! My teachers rock but im in honors classes and they don't do anything but work work WORK! So I have to work work work with them. Then I get more work work work! It just sucks.

All in all, I wont be posting a lot becuz of school. But thats the problem with most authors so this shouldn't be new to any of you.

Also I can understand if you have any questions. Plz ask away!

On wit da storyah!

Nobodies P.O.V.

The girls out for a whole week. Each day, the Akatsuki got worried. And every day, they would split up into 2 groups, checking to see if they would wake up. But the closet thing they got to waking up was stirring and talking in their sleep.

Deidara, Sasori, Kakuzu, Hidan, and Tobi would look after the girl with brown hair (Moriko) while Pein Konan, Zetsu, Kisame, and Itachi looked after the girl with red bangs (Sakurai). Both groups would pay attention to their talking, and if need; reported it to their Leader.

Moriko would say, "Snakehead…takeover…experiments…deadly…" and some other things that pertained to Orchimaru's experiments.

Sakurai wouldn't give any information that was that important but had nightmares. So everyone thought that 'he' was going to get her first. This meant everyone keeping guard at the same time.

Both girls would also sweat in their sleep, so every 3 hours or so, someone would change the bed.

It was now the 8th day and the Akatsuki were tired and worried.

"What are we going to do with them?" Kisame asked. They were all in the meeting room debating on if they should keep the girls or not.

"I don't think we should keep them." Pein ordered "Keeping them would make mater worse with Orochimaru. Not only will he try to kill the girls, he would do the dame with us." Konan shook her head.

"But I don't think we should just leave them out in the middle of the forest like that! Orochimaru would have been found them by the time they wake up. Also stop saying 'keeping them' like their dog."

"And didn't you say you wanted to kill him?" Sasori added. Everyone nodded in agreement making Pein sigh in annoyance. Of course he wanted to kill the pedophile. But he would have to go through a lot of trouble just trying to get to the same location. And even if he did come to the base, Pein would have to plan what to do with him and how to attack him. Right now, Pein didn't feel like doing all of that.

"AAAAAAAHHHH!" A high pitched called. Everyone sprinted into action, running to Deidara's room where the brown-haired girl was staying in.

When they got there, Deidara slammed the door open to see the girl sitting up in the bed with a terrified look on her face.

"Honey?" Konan asked walking up slowly up to the girl, "Are you ok-?"

"He's here! He's here! Get him away from me!" Everyone looked around and saw nothing.

"What is she talking about?" Kisame asked, still looking around.

"Tobi remembers the girl screaming 'he's here'…or something like that before she and her friend passed out." Tobi said in a high squeaky voice.

"He's coming closer, he's coming closer!" She started to shake violently. "Stop, don't come closer!" She yelled.

"What the fuck do we do?" Hidan yelled, panicking like the others.

"Someone get in front of her!" Pein said. Deidara volunteered think it is his room anyway. Blocking her path with Orochimaru (where ever he was) Deidara knelt down and looked at her in the eye. At first she got even more scared, but the blond calmed her down.

"Leave m-me al-lone pl-please-"

"Look. I'm not going to hurt you. I'm not Orochimaru. I promise." She looked in his ocean-blue eyes for any flaw, but saw none.

"Y-you s-sure?" She stuttered. Deidara smiled his signature smile.

"I'm very sure." The girl smiled back a little, knowing at least he wouldn't hurt her. "Now, my name is Deidara. Can you tell me yours?" The girl nodded.

"M-my names i-is M-Moriko."

"Moriko." Deidara repeated. "That's a beautiful name. Tell me, did you have a nice sleep?" Moriko flinched then sadly looked at the floor.

"N-no." She answered.

"Can you tell me why it wasn't a good sleep?" Moriko didn't answer for about 5 minutes; thinking about what he should tell him. She just meant the guy not too long ago.

"He came after me. Saying that he wanted me for one of his experiments. He didn't care about me. He didn't care about me. In my dream, I was running away from him and he bit me. Then he said don't get upset or mad at anything. Or…something bad will happen to the people around me." Moriko said all of that unconsciously, not think just saying what popped into her head.

As soon as Moriko finished, Konan knew for sure that she was staying. No way was a cute, girl like that going to get captured. She walked up to Moriko with a sweet smile, kneeling down next to the girl and the blond.

"Moriko-chan? Are you hungry?" Moriko nodded her head quietly. "Anything you want?"

"As long as it's edible." She smiled.

"Alright." Konan walked out the door into the kitchen.

Pein looked her over before talking. "I'll get some cloths. Those looked really tattered." Moriko looked down at herself. Yes, they were very messed up. Pein nodded and walked out to Konan's room. Kisame groaned.

"I can't see. I want to really see what you look like." He walked over to the switch and turned it on. Making everyone else groan at the sudden light.

"Damn it Kisame!"

"Why!"

"Don't go near the light!" Then everyone stopped complaining when they heard giggles.

"Tobi?" Deidara warned

"What? No! Tobi isn't making that sound!" Tobi exclaimed. It happened again. It was coming from Moriko. It was so cute yet sexy to the guys. Making everyone turn red. Even Hidan. And used to these kinds of things.

She chuckled. "You guys are so funny." Hidan walked up to Moriko, shuting her up intanstly. Hidan put his index and thumb on his chin, looking at her head to toe.

"Mmm…. You're hot."

"Um…thank you." He was about to laugh when she said something before. "I get that a lot." Deidara thudded him in the head.

"Baka!" The blond turned to the girl. "Well, you are pretty cute." Moriko smiled at him in a cute way.

"That's something new." Deidara had a confused face on.

"You've never been told that you're cute?" Moriko shook her head.

"Nope. In fact you're the first person that's said that to me. Congrats." Everyone chuckled. Well, except Hidan, of course. He felt left out.

"Well, I feel honored." Deidara did a play bow.

Kisame walked over to Moriko this time, pushing Hidan out of the way.

"Hey fish-shit! Watch it!" Kisame ignored him. "Sasori, do you have a measuring tape on you?"

"Um…yeah." Sasori went through his cloak taking the tape out. "What do you need it for?"

"I want to see what Moriko-chan here looks like in some jewelry. Nice earrings, necklace-"

"I'm not spending over 2000 yen on some jewelry." Kakuzu stated. 'You can't spend some money on a nice/cut/hot girl that doesn't know what the heck is going on? Pathetic.' Kisame thought along with everyone else.

"You don't have to worry about that, guys. I barely wear a bracelet. Let along a necklace or earring." Moriko laughed. "My sister always tries to get me to wear some-…speaking of my sister," Moriko looked around the room she was in, "Where's my sister?"

"Oh, the other girl? She's in Sasori's room. But I think you should ask" She shoved Kisame away from her and pushed people out of the way to the door. Moriko swung the door open to see her sister sitting up in the bed. It was dark so Moriko couldn't see the expression on her sister's face.

"Sakurai?" She just sat there.

"Are you ok?" Nothing. Moriko, panicked, walked up to Sakurai, She stopped right in front of Sakurai, calling her name several times but got no response. Moriko looked at her Sakurai's face and got wide-eyed.

"Sakurai? Sakurai! Please say something! SAKURAI!" Her eyes were lifeless, not an inch of color in them. Her face also pale, the temperature was below ice cold. Then, add the life-less (or seem lifeless) body just sitting there. "Don't die on me, please! Do something!"

Everyone, including Konan, Pein, and Sasori, came running into the room at the sound of 'die'. They saw Moriko crying, hugging, and begging to who they thought was 'Sakurai'.

"Someone help me! She's not respond at all!" The brunette called. Pein and Sasori ran up to Sakurai, leaving the rest of the Akatsuki and Moriko to watch.

They both did what Moriko did. Call her name and shake her. They also pinched, poked, pulled some hair, slapped and snapped in her face. Hidan asked to do a wet-wily and Moriko refused for that to happen. Deidara asked to explode something in her face and everyone disagreed on that one.

Then Sakurai lifted her head.

What she first saw were 2 handsome men in front of her face, Making her blush. But they were a little too close, much to her liking. Making Sakura scramble on the bed, thus falling off in a pathetic manner. Legs in the air and all.

Moriko was at her side immediately, helping her up. Once that was taking care of, Moriko glomped her sister.

"You idiot! You had me worried!"

"Wha?" Her voice was alto not being low but not high either.

"You didn't say anything when I was calling you name!" Sakurai flinched.

"Um…" Moriko broke the hug to look at Sakurai.

"What's wrong?"

"…He was calling my name…too…" Sakurai states hesitantly. "Did he do something to you-…wait! You said that you saw him! Before, you know, we passed out." Moriko shook her head 'yes' sadly. Then some instincts kicked in. Moriko smelled the air like a dog. Nose in the air and all.

"Um…that's something you don't see every day." Stated Pein.

"Yeah, well I see it every day. She smells something-wait!" Sakurai sniffed the air like her sister.

"What the fuck! Do we smell like shit or something?" Hidan exclaimed, sniffing himself.

"…Bacon…" The girls whispered, but everyone heard them. Soon they bolted to the kitchen, making Konan remember something.

"Oh crap…" She bolted with the girl. After a minute of confusing, the Akatsuki knew what all this bolting was about.

"Konan…" They all groaned. Then participated in the running contest.

Destination: Burning Kitchen.

Like I said before, I wont update as much anymore becuz of school and all. I also have boy trouble to deal with (not a bad thing) so yh.

Also I want to add that this will be a crack fic. I promise u it will. But with every crack you have to have some sappy stuff in there so that's wat im trying to get out of the way now. I no, sucks. But it shall get funnier. I promise.

Hope u enjoy and plz review. Flamers shall be haunted with orochimaru like the girls in the stroy! :)

~Annemaylover :)