Again...sorry I took my time getting this up and sorry if I go really babbly and nonsensical throughout, I keep writing them at about two in the morning! xD! Anyways, review please! ...whatever you think of it! Criticism is always good, once it's not just trolling or sporadic flaming like, "OMG OMG der not gay!111!orz! u shud go die!" Because that my dear kittykats, is just plain daft! Anyways...sorry I'm too lazy to reply to everybodies reviews, (even though there's only nine as of yet...)!

As Remus walked into the dormitory he shared with his three best mates, he wondered how Sirius would react to Lily knowing about them. He began to nervously chew on his lip and pulled down the sleeves of his robes. The dormitory was a perfect cliché of the habitat of teenaged boys. Messy and cluttered with a few odious smells in certain dark corners where even Sirius wouldn't venture into. When one not used to such an environment would enter the room one would get the sensation that they were braving the wild. Clothes were strung out everywhere and anywhere, school supplies laced the floor and beds, quidditch magazines were all over the place – coupled with the odd few 'dirty' magazines, Peters naturally as James had eyes only for Lily and Remus and Sirius...well. Remus headed over to the tidiest area of the room and sat down on his bead, watching as Sirius strutted in and sat beside him.

"Wotcher, Moons," Sirius crowed, "up for a round of heavy duty snogging then?"

"All you ever think about is snogging, isn't it?" sighed Remus, rolling his eyes with habit.

"Well you shouldn't have given me those 'I want you bad, baby!' signals. It's not my fault I got the wrong idea." grinned Sirius, "anyways, I take insult to that cheap, nasty remark of yours, it's an unfair and judgemental slur against my otherwise untarnished reputation."

"You're saying you don't always think about snogging? When do you not? ...and on a side note I think I'm definitely a good influence on you, Pads. You're getting so wordsy nowadays."

"Wordsy is not a word, Mr. Lupin. And for the record, I think of a lot things far more often then snogging."

"Oh! For example?" said Remus, a wry smile littering his mouth.

"Well, I tend to think about sex and awful lot." Sirius teasingly whispered in Remus's ear, edging closer to him.

"R...r...really?"

"Uh huh. I gottat say, I definitely think about sex more then snogging...I just don't know why. Do you know why, Remus?" Sirius continued seductively, tickling and tingling Remus's skin with every breath he took and word he spoke. And Remus, felt the blood rushing to his cheeks and all his senses began to numb, Sirius tentatively lowered his mouth to Remus's neck and slowly began to kiss the skin beneath his lips, gently licked and nibbling to pleasure the other boy.

"No, Sirius...oh, Merlin! Sirius...we need to, I wanted to...oh, gods! Stop, please stop so we can talk...before I don't let you."

"Alright then," said Sirius, abruptly pulling away from Remus and radically changing his attitude, "so, if it wasn't for snogging, what did you want me for?"

"Lily." Remus replied his voice hitched as he attempted to regain his composure.

"Ah yes, the redhead. Lovely girl, but not my type. More James territory what with that whole female and not Remus thing she has going for her."

"She knows."

"Knows what?" said Sirius, raising his eyebrow.

"Knows this! Knows us! Knows me! Knows almost every secret I've tried to keep."

"She knows?"

"Yes."

"About us?"

"Yes."

"And...about you?"

"Yes."

"She figured it out?"

"Yes."

"Will she tell?"

"No."

"Not anything?"

"She won't breathe a word."

"Okay."

"You're taking this a lot better then I did."

"Well, she's an open minded girl...and I guess, if James really had to pick a girl, he made the right choice. I believe if she says she won't tell."

"You're not normally this rational. And you're never that nice to Lily, to her face."

"I just want to get back to what we were doing a moment ago," teased Sirius, "I'm feeling mighty playful right about now."

"Do you think we should tell James?"

"He really doesn't need to know I'm feeling playful. And talking about James is really a turn-on for me, just so you know."

"Sirius!"

"No," sighed Sirius, "I don't think we should tell James, okay?"

"Why?"

" 'Coz."

"That's not a proper answer."

"..."

"How do you think he'll feel when he eventually finds out and then discovers Lily knew long before him?"

"I'm not ready to tell him."

"Why? Are you ashamed of us?"

"NO! Bugger no, Moony. I just...uh, maybe we should just let him walk in on us kissing or not use the silencing charm...or just something!"

"Yes, because the best way to come out of the closet to your best friend is by giving him a heart attack."

"I just don't want to tell him, showing him would be easier... him figuring it out or somebody else telling him."

"...I feel guilty even thinking this but maybe...maybe we could use Lily."

"Go on," Sirius snickered.

"Maybe there's some way we could sort of trick Lily into helping him along the road to finding out...without actually telling him about us. That way, James will find out without being told and he won't be pissed off because of the time he got to spend with Lily."

"And how exactly would we do that, bribe the girl!" Sirius said sarcastically, "Nice idea, Moons but how would we get to work."

"Oh, ye of little faith! We'll use you." announced Remus, proudly.

"Me!"

"Yes."

"How?"

"Just be your usual, obnoxious, charming self. Talk to her about how she knows and James doesn't. Brag to her, make her stick up for James...make a bet.

"A bet?"

"A bet... a bet on how long it will take James to find out...or something to that general idea."

"It's genius."

"And make it so she wants to beat you so badly that she'll do it by whatever means necessary."

"Like helping James find us together."

Like helping James. And of course, we'll help them both along too...just they won't know it."

"I never knew you had it in you Moony. That's just plain devious."

"Well, I have my moments."

"You definitely do...so that's sorted then, our plan of action?"

"I guess so."

"Which is to be put into action later. Right now we should-"

"Snog."

"Exactly. Moony old buddy, old pal. Moony, my chum, you're a diamond. You're a Prince!"

"I am a Prince aren't I?" mused Remus softly. And all Sirius could reply with was an affirmative 'mmmmm' sound as he was far too busy nuzzling against Remus and littering the werewolfs neck with kisses, his hand gliding across Remus's back and tugging down through the ends of his hair.

"Exactly, Padfoot. So may I be as bold as to order you not to trespass on my kingdom any longer, or I'll have you shot!" joked Remus.

"You shouldn't speak like that to your Princess, you know," murmured Sirius.

"Oh, for the love of Agrippa! Do we really have to have that talk again? Sirius, you are a boy. You have boy bits and you do uh, boy stuff."

"Like snogging other boys with boy bits."

"Precisely. And if you are dead set on this whole, ' I'm a girl ' deal as you certainly seem to be, I can arrange for some spells to help you with the transition."

"Moony, you're a bloody genius!"

"Yes, yes...just once you know that I won't be attracted to you anymore. Shame really, we did have some good times together and I do quite like your uh, boy bits."

"Mooooooooooony!" whined Sirius, "you've given me the best idea for a prank so shut and listen to me!"

"Oh, bugger," lamented Remus, I'm supposed to be a prefect, we were just a minute away from snogging each other not only senseless but to our bittersweet demises! ...Gah. Well...out with it then."

"Now hear me out schnookums, then we can can on with the righteous snogging."

"Call me schnookums again, and I promise you, you will have one very pissy wolf on your hands come the full moon."

"Yeah, yeah, schnooks but shut up and listen"

"..."

"..."

"...I'm listening."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes," sighed Remus.

"Positive?"

"Sirius!"

"Okay...now wait for it...wait for it..."

"You know, I often like to think I'm a patient person but you bring out the worst in me. Now hurry up or I'll push you off the bed!"

"If you didn't interrupt me so much..."

And with that Remus roughly shoved Sirius off the bed and quickly covered his ears once Sirius began to yelp.

"You scream like a girl, Padders!" taunted Remus, looking down at Sirius with a mischievous glint in his light amber eyes. Sirius grinned back to Remus in reply and swiftly reached up to grab the and pull the other boy down on top of him. Within a matter of moments, the boys were tussling furiously on the ground, locked in each others fierce grip. They were so involved with trying to best one another that they didn't notice James come into the room until he began to unsubtly cough at them.

"Er...guys? Sorry to eh, interrupt but I'm hungry, me and Pete are going to raid the kitchens. You coming?"

"It's not raiding," panted Remus, trying to dislodge his arm from beneath Sirius, "the house-elves are only too happy to give us food."

"But it sounds more exciting and daring and marauder like when you say raid," mentored Sirius, "we'll be with you in a second, James."

And soon, all three boys left the dormitory and began the descent down the stairs back into the common room to find Peter so they could go raid the kitchens with James saying as they went, while trying, (and failing!), to appear nonchalant.

"...so...er, Remus. What exactly was it that Lily you for, eh? Did she mention me at all?..."