"What have we here?" Said a blonde boy, I recognized as Draco Bloody Malfoy. I cannot express to you how much I hate this boy. He went to my old boarding school, and was always hitting on my best friend Hannah. I was beyond pissed, the day Harry and Ron told me he was a pureblood wizard, and would in fact, be coming to Hogwarts with us. "A beautiful girl, on her way to Hogwarts." Brushing Hannah's hair behind her ears. He purrs, "Why don't you come sit with Goyle and I?"

"I'd prefer not to be groped on my first ride to Hogwarts. Thank you very much." Hannah snapped, as Harry and I laughed, while Ron looked ready to kill.

"A little feisty aren't we? I guess it comes with the whole Red head thing."

At this he turned to Ron with a smirk on his face. "You know Weasel if your sister wasn't so annoying, always crying like a little baby, I would do her. She's got a nice Arse."

"YOU BLOOD-" Ron said as Harry held him back.

"Mr. Weasley, what a 'Pleasure' it is to finally meet you. If only it wasn't in such... Circumstances." I heard a deep voice drawl from behind us, and we all jumped.

"Snape." Ron sneered

"Weasley." Professor Snape retorted.

"Harry let me go. I want to beat the little snob headed shit."

"Language, language Weasel. Watch your tongue in my presence. And detention Friday, 6 O'clock. Don't be late."

"Ron! Calm down." I hiss. At the rate he's going we're all going to have detention before the day is over.

"Who have we here?" Snape said looking me up and down.

"Pet- Hermione Granger, sir, and you must be the ever infamous professor Snape."

"Indeed, and what a pleasure to meet

You Miss 'Pet-Hermione Granger.' He mocked my recent mistake."

"Same goes Professor Dungeon Ba- I mean Snape. Sorry, slip of my tongue."

"Why you little-"

"Professor Snape, put up your wand, and get your oversized nose out of Miss Grangers face." Says a very familiar voice.

"MOM?!" Harry, Ron, Hannah and I yell in union.

"What are you doing here Evans?" I hear professor Snape hiss, putting his wand back in his Dragon hide boots.

"That's Potter to you Snape."

"It's Professor Snape to you, Potter."

"Potter, I think you're a little off your rocker today."

"If I'm a little off my rocker you must have fallen of off yours years ago." Mom said, causing the four of us to giggle.

"Quiet you little brats." Snape snapped.

"Now Uncle Severus don't you think that's a little Over done?" Said Draco, pushing his way through the four of us.

"Hush Draco."

"No Draco, I think you should keep talking!" Hannah said, putting in her two cents.

"Well anything for you dear." He replied with a smirk. Turning towards professor Snape he said, "You don't want to make this pretty red head mad, now do you?" He nodded towards Mrs. Potter. "We all know you have quite a... What shall we call it? Oh yes, a fetish for red heads." He finished with a smirk placed firmly upon his face.

"Why you little sh-"

"Don't you dare to finish that sentence Severus Snape!" Warned the slightly embarrassed red head.

"-it"

Swish. Bang.

"OW!"

"I told you not to finish that sentence!"

"You didn't need to smack my rear with that ugly wand of yours."

Swish. Bang.

"OW! You have no authority to do that!"

"I don't really care."

"What the hell is going on with the world!?" Mumbled Harry into my ear.

"I've no clue, but This is going to be a long ride." I mumble Into Harry's ear, as we stand watching the two adults bicker back and forth.

A/N so I'm sorry I haven't updated. We've had finals and all that. I'm going to attempt to regulate my updates though. Have a good day!