So, me is back bringing you new chapter and hope you still bear with me for my procrastination. Anyone knows how to get rid of it? Please? OwO
The Zuperamazing Zaizen and his friends/enemies are Konomi Takeshi's. I'm just playing around with them :D
Special thanks to reviewers, subscribers, favoriters, and readers who made my day! May this made-up blog fic make yours too, even though just a bit.
Ask Zaizen!
Ask Zaizen! is an application on Zaizen's blog where you can ask anything to him. Type your name and your question, and then he will answer it, well, if he wants to.
… I don't have to warn you again, right? You know the rule.
I hate when my nephew wins over me at playing Play Station or Xbox. What? Want this punch digging a hole on your face?
Rikkai Dai
Q:
Yukimura Seiichi
How does it feel to be under Oshitari Kenya's shadow, your own partner in doubles? :)
A:
Better than to be a Child of God who paints naked people.
Q:
Kuwahara Jackal
Everybody knows that Brazil is known by its glorious team of soccer. They have won World Cup 5 times and got super talented, legendary footballers. It seems that soccer runs through Brazilians' veins. But why am I not? Many people asked me that, and it triggered me to think of where I get this tennis skill. Please tell me your opinion. Thanks.
A:
Take a look at your father and mother, do they look like you? Which part of them do you have? Is it many or just a few? Well, I hate to tell you this but who knows you're SOMEBODY ELSE's child… and… do you want me to continue?
Q:
Yanagi Renji
According to my data, 99.998% of questions asked are replied when you are online. I despise the fact that your blog has more data gossips than my notebook.
A:
You know what? This is 21st century, man! Everything is on the net now. And thanks for telling me your useless data. Google is more accurate.
Q:
Kirihara Akaya
Please teach me English! Yagyuu-senpai now is hard to identify whether he's Niou-senpai in disguise or not! It confuses me! Last time I was taught by 'Yagyuu-senpai', I got F for mid exam! S.O.S!
A:
Who the hell do you think I am? An English private teacher for free? But if you want it so badly, use Google Translate (See, Yanagi-san? It even understands 40 languages) from your PSP. Just be aware that the teacher will see you cheating.
Q:
Marui Bunta
Is it true that sweets make you fat and diabetes? Okay, I actually have been showed the proof by Yanagi and Yagyuu, but I still can't believe it! I mean, how come sugary, heavenly stuffs like cakes, candies, and chocolates become so deathly! It's so impossible, isn't it? And illogical! (I'm sorry, Yanagi. At least to me it is). And IF it's true, how am I supposed to do? How do I avoid those melting creams, dripping caramels, strawber—those all! I'm going to die if I don't eat sweets just a day!
A:
Firstly, it is true that YOU'RE FAT and potentially being diabetic. Secondly, it is absolutely a shame for proclaiming yourself a tensai, because you're idiot enough not to accept the truth. My suggestion: diet. Or you'll really be 'death by chocolate'. Hope it helps.
Comment:
You don't answer my question!
Q:
Yagyuu Hiroshi
Hmmm… sorry. I have nothing to ask.
A:
Then why are you here?
Q:
Niou Masaharu
Sometimes I feel like having identity crisis. Puri.
A:
Wow, that's a new fact. I'm gonna post it on my blog. *whistles*
Q:
Sanada Genichirou
Last night I couldn't sleep because my mind was always thinking about tennis. I've tried to count sheep, but Nationals was shadowing me in front of my eyes. I have to win. My team HAS to win. We will win three times in a row, breaking the record. I just wanted to slap people, kick their asses and shout 'tarundoru' out loud, but I knew it was already late. I'm just not over this.
A:
Try to take sleeping pill. By the way, did Yagyuu-san type the question for you? Since you are technologically idi—forget it.
To tell the truth, I actually almost missed Jackal here x( sorry…
And yeah, everybody now must subscribe Zaizen's blog to get more interesting facts, not depending on Yanagi's data anymore.
(Yanagi: growing mushroom in the corner) XD
Who's craving death by chocolate? Review and buy it at the nearest pastry shop!